At Least She Showed Up
The Crackie of Camden returned to the stage last night at Portugal's Rock In Rio festival. In true Wino fashion, she showed up an hour later. Damn, she's like all my family members. You tell them 2pm and those dumb skanks will show up at 4pm and not even apologize! They stroll in like they're early. The nerve. At least Wino apologized to the 90,000 people waiting for her ass.
They booed her when she didn't show up on time, but she tried to fix things by telling them, "Hey Lisbon. I'm sorry I'm late." She then asked if anyone had a one-hitter. Ok, not really, but she thought about it I'm sure.
She played for 55 minutes and her voice cracked a couple of times in her set. She told the audience she was having throat issues. Welcome to my world, Wino. She sucked on lozenges the whole time and even ran off stage at one point, but she immediately returned. She didn't play an encore, but most of the crowd was over her ass by then.
Some hot bitch compiled a video of some of Wino's strangest moments last night. I still love her heroin shimmy. I picture the pulgas in her crack hive having a big ass party when she starts to shake. And yes, she's fuckity fucked up. What's new? Clip below:
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Submitted by Mr. President on May 31, 2008 - 10:02am.
In fact, the 500 would be so much more entertaining if they openly allowed substance abuse.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Maybe Amy will never record again. Maybe she'll die or just fade away.
In that case, I will always cherish the short time I had with her.
I don’t wanna forget the present is a gift
And I don’t wanna take for granted the time you may have here with me
‘Cause Lord only knows another day is not really guaranteed
So every time you hold me
Hold me like this is the last time
Every time you kiss me
Kiss me like you’ll never see me again
Every time you touch me
Touch me like this is the last time
Promise that you’ll love me
Love me like you’ll never see me again
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Going to a Wino show is like going to the Indy 500, half the people there are hoping for a spectacular crash.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
It's so sad to watch her. Normally I would make fun of the crackheads, but it gets to a point where it's more sad than funny.
I'm really hoping she gets well soon or she's going to end up dead soon.
Team Wino!
And she obviously DID have a really fucked up voice/throat and she still went and the crowd was loving her. So... TEAM WINO!
Pity and compassion are not the same thing.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
I feel bad for her band. She's got some really talented musicians playing with her, and she puts them in peril with all her fuckery. It must be a bitch for them wondering if she's going to make the gig.
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Submitted by lpf3344 on May 31, 2008 - 11:51pm.
She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
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I guess she can do better than BLAAAAAKE! Fucking spammer cunt!
On Topic:She is way gone and it`s sad to see her basically dying before our very eyes. As one poster put it, it`s not funny anymore..
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
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she looks great for being recently deceased; oh wait no she's alive! :) WAKE UP AMY!!
Elvis may have been fat and falling down toward the end, but he STILL had that voice. He never lost it. She has, and it's bumming me out on this beautiful Saturday morning. I guess I should start drinking. Haha.
Good morning, beloved Sluts! xoxox
A neighbor begged me to go to their loud ass three hour southern style baptist church and every one of those loud black bitches sang 100 times better than this crackhead. How does 90K people come out to see a crackhead-- one that's known for being two hrs late and is a good (not great) singing. I'm missing her appeal. Seriously, she is/was good in that one hit wonder-- Rehab,no,no,no, but I'd be bored w/her concert after 20 minutes. well, unless I was freebasing with her crackhead fans. whateve.
Submitted by modianos on May 31, 2008 - 4:28pm.
I take it, it's still morning in the USA then? It's just gone 5pm over here in the UK! I agree seeing Amy before the drugs does come as a shock.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 31, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Well after she released her first album in 2003, she kinda disappered and then when she came back in 2006/2007 she was on drugs. Heaven knows what happened to her during that time.
I stil can't belive how much the drugs have done to her. Such a shame.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 31, 2008 - 10:20am.
WERD, my sistah from anothah mistah! She's made her own choices. I feel sorry for the talented people wouldn't wreck their careers & would continue to work to hone their crafts & keep their audiences. No ounce of pity for this mess.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 31, 2008 - 4:12pm.
You're very welcome Aubrey. She has/had soo much talent, it's such a shame that's it going to waste.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 31, 2008 - 4:15pm.
So true. She was fantastic before she got really big. Perhaps that's the problem.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
Hopefully she will see this and it will give her a swift kick in the ass.
There's a website where you can predict when she's going to die... Sadness right there.
This is just sad to me. I can't find anything funny about it. She's totally falling apart and nobody can do a thing about it.
Her music's not my style, but she definitely had/has talent and it's a shame to see it go to waste.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 31, 2008 - 11:26am.
That was painful to watch. I feel bad for Mrs. Kravitz. Sad.
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Showing up is half the battle
TEAM WINO!!!!
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*bashfully handing you a small bouquet of daisies* Hello, Mrs. Kravitz! *sock monkey hug & smooch* I wish Wino was passed this stage in her life and on track with no visible signs of drug use. Love her album, but it's painful to watch someone slowly disintegrating and no one pulling her back from the precipice. Kind of reminds me of those videos that showed Elvis all drugged out and falling down during rehearsals and stuff. Sad.
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Pussyheads II
http://lh6.ggpht.com/KackyW/SEFt1Nfg6XI/AAAAAAAAAEs/AN2VRaTawVI/dohertyk...
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A video movie could improve your life.
@DAE, Oh I thought maybe you knew some gossip about who got her hooked...
But thanks for sharing that clip of her being normal. It was a shock indeed.
wow DAE...seein her all normal shocked the hell out of me. i just woke up too, i wasnt ready for that!
lets try to save the big shockers like that for after noon at least! lol
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 31, 2008 - 8:20am.
I wouldn't spend a penny on this drug-addled twat's album,
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I will burn the CDs and send them to you. What's your address, doll?
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Yeah Sheeps, or another one of her cry-for-help cuts that got out of hand.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 31, 2008 - 8:06am.
That was painful to watch. I feel bad for Mrs. Kravitz. Sad.
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Showing up is half the battle
TEAM WINO!!!!
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Just slap a red nose on her, call her 'wino the clown' and suddenly everything she does is hysterically funny.
Ok it's already hysterically funny. But at least this way it's part of the act and that makes it ok to laugh.
She's just a sad clown otherwise.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
At 1:28 she says 'I love you but you're such a mess'
Sweetie, that's how we all feel about you.
This has stopped being funny.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Submitted by kacky on May 31, 2008 - 8:19am.
I was thinking a gash or something? A kebab burn?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 31, 2008 - 4:11pm.
So who got her hooked on drugs??
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The only person that can answer that question si Amy. The rest of us can only guess.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
When she was trying to dance, she reminded me of a marionette. Like someone was manipulating strings in order for her stick arms and legs to move.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I wouldn't spend a penny on this drug-addled twat's album, or ANY venue she's appearing at.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 31, 2008 - 11:15am.
I can't figure out what her wrist is taped. That's her string-plucking hand but what did she do to it?
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She's probably so frigging malnourished that it just snapped.
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A video movie could improve your life.
In that garble of words, I only understood the word.."song"...that's it. The rest...even the translation stopped.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
DAE: I totally agree. Her Euro shows before she got big were superb.
I can't figure out what her wrist is taped. That's her string-plucking hand but what did she do to it?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
No one boos the Wino!! If they want to hear her when they want they can buy the damn album and listen at home.
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
I think she was reaching into her top for her throat lozenges.
She just looks (and sounds) worse and worse.
I love Back To Black, she's so talented, or was... it's too bad she's so fucked up.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 31, 2008 - 9:05am.
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Thank you for the link. She was incredible there - her voice is/was amazing! She doesn't have the ridiculous arm tattoos and is wearing make-up, her hair looks clean and pretty.
She actually looked very pretty in that video.
It's all very sad.
--thanks again, DAE
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 31, 2008 - 11:05am.
So who got her hooked on drugs??
I guess she decided to hide her stash in her bodice this time and not in her weave. She kept reaching inside there for something.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Sad.
That was painful to watch. I feel bad for Mrs. Kravitz. Sad.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 31, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Oh wow. She's a hot mess there.
She is clearly FUBAR. My question to people who have watched her for a couple of yrs and do live performances sober (if she ever did do any sober?)... Did she ever have "stage presense" or whatever? She always seems so awkward on stage, but is it b/c she is drugged up OR does she just not have stage presense?
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She used to have some stage presense back in the day.
Amy singing live in 2003
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33MLNa-V5yY
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
Rubbing my eyes... WTF was that??
I don't know Aubrey.....but Mariah doesn't have any stage presence either.
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"If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years."
- Dina Lohan
Jesus Christ.... it's no longer amusing, just pathetically sad. She doesn't have much time left on Earth if she continues this self-destructive behavior.
What the hell? Could anyone understand a word she said? That was gawd aweful.
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Oh wow. She's a hot mess there.
She is clearly FUBAR. My question to people who have watched her for a couple of yrs and do live performances sober (if she ever did do any sober?)... Did she ever have "stage presense" or whatever? She always seems so awkward on stage, but is it b/c she is drugged up OR does she just not have stage presense?
on the postive side....she...tried.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
As usual, I never know quite what to think. I can't help but like her. I guess maybe I feel sorry for her because she is so talented and sooooo fucked up.
What a shame.
Me too Billie, but it ain't gonna happen.
What kind of fuckery is this?
You made me miss the Slick Rick Gig.....love that song.....fucking dumbass crackhead.
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"If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years."
- Dina Lohan