At Least She Showed Up
The Crackie of Camden returned to the stage last night at Portugal's Rock In Rio festival. In true Wino fashion, she showed up an hour later. Damn, she's like all my family members. You tell them 2pm and those dumb skanks will show up at 4pm and not even apologize! They stroll in like they're early. The nerve. At least Wino apologized to the 90,000 people waiting for her ass.
They booed her when she didn't show up on time, but she tried to fix things by telling them, "Hey Lisbon. I'm sorry I'm late." She then asked if anyone had a one-hitter. Ok, not really, but she thought about it I'm sure.
She played for 55 minutes and her voice cracked a couple of times in her set. She told the audience she was having throat issues. Welcome to my world, Wino. She sucked on lozenges the whole time and even ran off stage at one point, but she immediately returned. She didn't play an encore, but most of the crowd was over her ass by then.
Some hot bitch compiled a video of some of Wino's strangest moments last night. I still love her heroin shimmy. I picture the pulgas in her crack hive having a big ass party when she starts to shake. And yes, she's fuckity fucked up. What's new? Clip below:
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Submitted by gala on May 31, 2008 - 3:44pm.
OMFG at what you just wrote. I can't believe they even let her go on stage. That's pretty cruel in my opinion to broadcast her struggles to an international audience. And I can't look away!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
What a fucking mess. Why does she keep sticking her hand down the front of her dress??
She is beyond hope.
More stuff from the old days, before the crazy took over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqSKVv6YO8g&mode=related&search=
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This is so sad. I wish somebody would make her get some help...keep her in a mental institute for about 3 months.
Somebody please give her skinny ass some dancing lessons.
I believe that Blake Incarcerated is going to leave the chokey, too. I'm praying that the sonovabitch will at least see his wife thru somewhat sober eyes and help her, ferChrissakes!
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This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAD! I wish she would get some HELP!!!!
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Whoever would show up to see this mess should be happy with whatever they get. Maybe afterward they could go and watch flies fuck or paint dry. Perhaps a car accident or a murder scene would serve just as well.
If she were hiding stuff in her dress, maybe that white "diaper" thing she was wearing the other day was like some kind of pocket. I don't see how it could be a pad or a diaper because she was wearing it over her panties. Has anyone figured out what that thing was yet?
This is entertainment? You have GOT to be kidding me! I wouldn't pay to go see this woman anywhere doing anything.
Someone posted some youtube videos about Amy's life on the other Amy thread about her rise to fame and then the demise. It was really sad to see. There is a whole bunch of footage from when she was young and normal. Hopefully, when Blake gets out she finds the strength to get clean.
Balenciaga Bitch on May 31, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Sadly, My prediction is that Blaaaaaaaaaaaake will get out of the chokey, and they will both overdose. Probably the night he gets out.
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Sadly, My prediction is that Blaaaaaaaaaaaake will get out of the chokey, and they will both overdose. Probably the night he gets out. I could hardly watch her. Pretty sad when my 12 yr old son said today, that she is a hot mess.
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Count me in, that hoping and praying crew. I haven't felt this letdown since the Whitney Houston's "Crackhead Den" was plastered all over the gossip mags, and when Robert Downey Jr., got sent to jail.
Damn it, Winehouse!
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here is the odd thing about amy... it seems that every day a perfectly normal person (meaning not screwed up on drugs) knocks on her door. and she answers the door and interacts with them. you hear about other people in a bad state from drugs who avoid anyone who isn't the same way. she isn't doing this... so you wonder, doesn't she miss the things she used to be able to do? why is she so afraid to seek help?
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"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
She should just get tattoos of cuts and scars then no one would notice how bad she looks.
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Jeez gala...that is so sad.
what a mess....
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"If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years."
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The audience sure loves her...
AND SO DO I!
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Submitted by fruitloop on May 31, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Watch these two performances and see how fucking normal she was... before the crackhead caricature took centre stage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PVp-C4ai1k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hao8hQ2XkHA&feature=related
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It's sad as hell to watch those now. What a huge waste... :(
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
Sad to say that's not a "heroin shuffle" it's the cracked out "chicken-head twitch".
Tragic as the really is talented.
That whole show was a HOT MESS. Why would they even put her on?
I feel sorry for her band members. I know that one guy always does back up vocals for her but this time he had to sing the entire song! Basically you're not going to see Wino sing, you're going to see her backups sing.
And to the poster who posted the vidoes, I had never seen her "normal" videos before. Damn she's changed.
If Britney's dad can get a hold on her, why can't Wino's? I mean I don't know what kind of laws they have in the UK but geez look at her.
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure the girl is f*cked. Let's just hope that husband of hers finally got clean and once he gets out she'll be in a happier state. Maybe then she can kick it. At least she isn't all "Reqiuem for a Dream", she's still a sort of normal crackhead.
Submitted by spincycle on May 31, 2008 - 9:04pm.
go to youtube and search for amy winehouse rock in rio
The show was broadcasted live on tv so i guess in a few hours someone is going to upload it.
I know we all want to just give it a good laugh...but it was really sad. She is in such a state... skinny as hell, huge bruises on the neck, fresh cuts all over her arms and legs...forgeting all the lyrics...mumbling even when she was just speaking to the audience... she doesnt even look like a person, at least a live one.
Everyone was joking, making bets if she was gonna die right there onstage and there were times that it reallly felt like that was a strong possibility.
At the end of it, the final review given by reporters was: "at least she was here, i mean phsically here. And in the future we all can tell our friends that we saw one of the last amy winehouse shows ". That says it all.
I hope they burned that microphone when she got done.
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OMG...someone please get her help STAT!!! She's definitely talented, but sprung on drugs!!!! GAH!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Submitted by gala on May 31, 2008 - 12:44pm.
whoa... were you there? I want to see more of the show. And I know I am reiterating what people are saying but looking at pictures of her from just last year her physical appearance has deteriorated so quickly.
Watch these two performances and see how fucking normal she was... before the crackhead caricature took centre stage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PVp-C4ai1k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hao8hQ2XkHA&feature=related
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Submitted by gala on May 31, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Just wow....
Submitted by gala on May 31, 2008 - 3:44pm.
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Wow. Amazing she was even there.
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J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
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Submitted by Mr. President on May 31, 2008 - 1:39pm.
She wasn't late. The crowd just failed to set their watches to Crackhead Standard Time.
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LOL! and that was just their 1st mistake.
and that's not all...
- they filmed backstage so we could see her leaving the dressing room, stop and go back, screaming that she didn't wanted to see anyone (dificult when you have 100.000 people waiting to see you). 20 min later she finnaly went on stage
- all trhough the show her eyes kept rolling, and rolling; had a scarf on her hand so that she could wipe the coke runs; was always stumbling and almost asleep; stoped the show countless times to ask her band what was next ...she was all sorts of high
- her bandmates had to give her chocolate so that she could stand on her feet
-her dress looked like a closet. She storage there the scarf, the chocolate, and other strange stuff. No more hiding things on the beehive...the dess is the new beehive
- she started to cry while singing "love is a losing game"
-to the joy of all (NOT) she annouce that her blake incarcerated was gonna be released in a couple of weeks
- she tried to play guitar but was something wrong whit her wrists (one had a fresh cut and the other had a huge bandage). Fortunetly they unpluged the sound
-and, the piece of resistence, she fell onstage, lost a shoe and someone hand to help her stand up
a truly great show
I still can't believe my friends spent 54€ to watch that skeleton.
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A black cat crossing your path signifies the animal is going somewhere.
Ugh...I couldn't even watch the whole thing.
"We have art around the house, we have BOOKS, we go to plays, we talk. We are fucking amazing. We ARE the Jolie-Pitts"
That dance she is doing near the end reminds me of the chicken at every carnival that plays tic-tac-toe for a few corn kernels....
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The other night I saw "The Rose" with Bette Midler and I thought of Amy.
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"Submitted by madam s. on May 31, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Team Wino!
And she obviously DID have a really fucked up voice/throat and she still went and the crowd was loving her. So... TEAM WINO!"
Hahahaha! I agree, we need shirts saying that....hmmmmm.... *legs it*
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 31, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Please, her crackyness is why most of these people showed up, just to see if she would make it through the set.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
I seriously don't know how these crackheads live so long. If she makes it another 6 months I'll be amazed.
She is so skinny and doesn't even know where she is half the time. It's like she can't go 5 minutes without being fucked up.
Sad and really annoying. People really need to stop supporting her ass. Her dad was right.
I just watched the clip DAE put up from Youtube from a 2003 performance.
She actually had a clean face, decent teeth, and you could understand what she was singing. She even played guitar.
Just look at how the drugs have messed her up.
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Please, her crackyness is why most of these people showed up, just to see if she would make it through the set.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
She wasn't late. The crowd just failed to set their watches to Crackhead Standard Time.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
The crowd should've started chanting "PLEASE GET HELP" instead of whatever it was they were chanting during the clip.
Yeah she might've been just sick and hoarse on that particular night, but if she's lost that talent for good because of smoking crack, then her career is done. Poor thing. Poor fool.
This made me fall in love with Wino all over again. She's the most glamorous crackhead in the world.
Wino won't live to see the end of her 20s though, sadly. But she seems like a really fun and nice crackhead! Usually crackheads walking the streets are scary and yell angry things.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 31, 2008 - 10:25am.
Stop it mrs. K! People will talk!
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That's right, and you know what they'll say?
"Man, you could bounce quarters off that ass of hers!!"
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
The people that complain that she was late, so what!! They act like they are gonna start the party and start singing. Who shows up on time for anything? Come on now, you know it's amy, when they told her 8pm, she probaly looked at the time and said, ok let me take a shower now, 20minutes at least, then put moistureizer and and cream on the face and body. Then fix hair and that takes 40 mins. All while taking a hit of the bong, or a glass, or spliff.
Stop it mrs. K! People will talk!
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 31, 2008 - 10:15am.
Suit yerself, doll♥
*pulling down mom jeans to moon GIG*
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
the hell??
what was going on with the shoes? and why did they guys come forward at 1:57 and 2:03? Is that band she played with the band she always works with -- they were great. I wonder what they have to say about her being all f-d up all the time. damn. what a mess. i see they put her in a jumbo dress so you can't see how freak skinny she is...
can someone explain what the hell was with her balance or lack of it? is that what heroin does? I thought you couldn't function on junk at all...i never did junk, as we called it back in the day.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 31, 2008 - 10:28am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 31, 2008 - 8:20am.
I wouldn't spend a penny on this drug-addled twat's album,
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I will burn the CDs and send them to you. What's your address, doll?
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Bwhaa hahaha! No thanks, Mrs. K. I have enough ash trays!
Sad.. She is just wasting away before us. Weird to think that one day.. probably very soon... and think "Remember when Amy Winehouse was alive? Remember how great she was!"
Very sad to see someone who has everything give their life away to drugs.
Now, Martinis I would understand.. but drugs?