Pass The Cheese Popcorn

I used a picture of shirtless 50 Cent because he has a glorious rack. Maybe he accidentally started the fire by rubbing his titties together. Motorboating!

As I expected, this 50 Cent drama is getting juicy. Juicy like his breastes. Sorry, I can't take my eyes off of them. So, Shaniqua Tompkins gave an impromptu press conference outside of her burned down house. 50's ex-girlfriend and mother of his son said 50 tried to kill her ass! She said, "He said he was going to have someone come kill me and watch what he does. And then look what he did. He had made no contact to see how his son is doing."

Click here to watch the video if you give a rat's clitoris (and thank you to everyone who sent me a picture of a rat's clit after I asked about it a few days ago).

Shaniqua's lawyer told TMZ that she heard someone come into the house at around 4am. One hour later and her joint was up in flames! It wasn't 50 that started the fire, it was the CLOSET WITCH!!! She was trying to make S'mores in her little cubby hole and it got out of hand.

50, the drama is back in your court. I am awaiting your response. Make it scandalous!

UPDATE: 50 issued this statement to TMZ, "Any suggestion that Mr. Jackson had anything whatsoever to do with the fire at his home is outrageous and offensive." Boooooring! I was hoping that big tittied hot piece would really fire back.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:37pm.

"(and thank you to everyone who sent me a picture of a rat's clit after I asked about it a few days ago)"

LMAO! you whores are outrageous!
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Submitted by gucci on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:32pm.

NY_Lady:

i completely agree with you however we are talking about 50 cent here. He's too low class and money hungry to give up that house.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Submitted by NYC_Lady on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:28pm.

Wow. I am wondering where all the child support money he pays goes. She looks beat down and I know she doesn't spend all that money on her son.

As for 50, he should've just let her keep the house. He should have put the house in his son's name because that's the only party who really counts in this mess. At least he would know his son had a place to live.

Submitted by QueenCharisma on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:27pm.

Submitted by gucci on May 30, 2008 - 4:23pm.
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Oh I know there are psychos out there, believe me, but I just don't think he'd do that to his son. He seemed to have a pretty good relationship with him until he broke up with the boy's mother.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:25pm.

Green Is Good
"Not anymore it isn't."

OH Shite! You win today's "Who is going to make me laugh Diet Coke out my nose" award! Congrats!!!!

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Submitted by Devore on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:24pm.

trash.

there is white trash and there is black trash.

ladies and gents, exhibit a- black trash.

why the fuck would an adult bring his boys to a deposition concerning his ex girlfriend and child?

50 is not only trash, he is such a gotdamn closet queen.

in the middle of this tired ass, trashy squabble, is a 10 year old boy who did not ask to be born.

whoever is responsible for the fire did not consider that child could have been killed or injured.

Submitted by gucci on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:23pm.

Queen Charisma:

yeah there are some crazy men that would do that.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Submitted by the_shari-est on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:18pm.

Seriously...she hears someone coming into her house in the middle of the night and she doesn't check it out? And the fire happened in the middle of the night and she, the kid and 4 or 5 other peeps were rescued...who the hell were these other peeps???
Craziness

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:15pm.

That girl's full of shit. He wouldn't take the risk of killing his own son just because he can't stand that bitch.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

Submitted by gucci on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:15pm.

What a ghetto mess.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:14pm.

Green Is Good:

hahahahahhahaha

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Submitted by Aubrey04 on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:13pm.

Submitted by Green Is Good on May 30, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 30, 2008 - 3:06pm.

"TMZ says the house in the biggest in the area".
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Not anymore it isn't.
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True...

Now he has the biggest BONFIRE in the area!!!

Submitted by Jolly Green Goddess on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:12pm.

Like any of us are surprised. You can take the thug outta the ghetto, but...ah, you know the rest. Having money and success doesn't do a thing for class.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:11pm.

Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 30, 2008 - 3:06pm.

"TMZ says the house in the biggest in the area".
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Not anymore it isn't.

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:09pm.

1) rat's clitoris...i need to see! (i mean, i've seen bat cock!)

2) MK, you are the Stephen Hawking of bloggers!!!

"It wasn't 50 that started the fire, it was the CLOSET WITCH!!! She was trying to make S'mores in her little cubby hole and it got out of hand."

Genius.

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Submitted by suzieqq on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:09pm.

Hasn't he been shot like 500 times? Where are all the scars?

And she hears someone in the house but doesn't check it out.. Good mother!

Submitted by Aubrey04 on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:07pm.

People on TMZ are leaving brutal comments about this Shaniqua/FiddyBaby'sMama.. but she does come across totally nuts.

Of course, if she did NOT set the fire herself and someone ELSE did, I would be a little skeeved out, too.

But her story is hard to believe because she claims he is obsessed with her...well, if he is obsessed with her, why would he be wanting to kick her ass out of his house?

And if he is obsessed with her.. Why wouldn't he have used this opportunity to call her and ask about their son?

Her story is a bit shaky, I dunno.. Why if these ho's is most likely an arsonist, though.

Submitted by Aubrey04 on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:06pm.

I just posted about this on the other thread--->

Bitch seems a bit CRAZY, but who knows?

By the way - TMZ says the house in the biggest in the area and Fiddy purchased it for 2.4 million..

If he is paying her 22k/mo for child support... what is that going to exactly? I mean she isn't paying for rent or utilities.. So, what is she using the cash on?