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I used a picture of shirtless 50 Cent because he has a glorious rack. Maybe he accidentally started the fire by rubbing his titties together. Motorboating!
As I expected, this 50 Cent drama is getting juicy. Juicy like his breastes. Sorry, I can't take my eyes off of them. So, Shaniqua Tompkins gave an impromptu press conference outside of her burned down house. 50's ex-girlfriend and mother of his son said 50 tried to kill her ass! She said, "He said he was going to have someone come kill me and watch what he does. And then look what he did. He had made no contact to see how his son is doing."
Click here to watch the video if you give a rat's clitoris (and thank you to everyone who sent me a picture of a rat's clit after I asked about it a few days ago).
Shaniqua's lawyer told TMZ that she heard someone come into the house at around 4am. One hour later and her joint was up in flames! It wasn't 50 that started the fire, it was the CLOSET WITCH!!! She was trying to make S'mores in her little cubby hole and it got out of hand.
50, the drama is back in your court. I am awaiting your response. Make it scandalous!
UPDATE: 50 issued this statement to TMZ, "Any suggestion that Mr. Jackson had anything whatsoever to do with the fire at his home is outrageous and offensive." Boooooring! I was hoping that big tittied hot piece would really fire back.
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He is one dumb bitch.
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 31, 2008 - 5:50am.
Sayonara:
Sorry you are doing laundry, but I am glad you are! I need to lay off the Red Bulls. LOL
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"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
P.S.: Even if that woman is a gold digger, that doesn't justify murdering a human being, let alone your own offspring.
Well let see, she is suing him for 50 mil, she lives in his home with her extended family, he has been trying to evict her for some time now, and she claims he threatened her right before someone throws a molotov coctail into her home in the wee hours of the morning. Do the math. Who the fuck else has that kind of motive. Not to mention he is a thug. I hope they put his mysogonist ass in prison where he belongs. He hasn't made any hip-hop that beens worth a damn in quite awhile anyway. Peace out MOFO.
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Submitted by gucci on May 31, 2008 - 1:02am.
Itz Britney:
girls like Shaniqua are what this idiot likes to date and should continue to date. they are in the same class after all.
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LMAO
http://www.intimatemingle.com
OMG, He is dating with a big black woman++(((((++ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m ++)))))+where you will view his very special photos, also keeping meet lots of handsome Black and white Men.
Sayonara:
Sorry you are doing laundry, but I am glad you are! I need to lay off the Red Bulls. LOL
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
@Sayonara:
Does she really get that much? Yipes! That is more than plenty!
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 31, 2008 - 5:21am.
I am only commenting because it's 5:30 am and I can't sleep. So lemme see........yeah, Shaniqua had it coming! *rolls eyes*
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I was up at the crack of dawn, too! I am going to the laundromat because it is empty this early in the a.m.. Shaniqua is a fool for bringing another man in there.
Boo ya ka
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Submitted by devilgirl on May 30, 2008 - 5:35pm.
I don't know why I am sticking up for 50 so much today, maybe because I just got rid of a boyfriend who cleaned me out of money and threatened to burn down my house with my cats and dogs in it. I digress, let's not forget here that she, too, has a child by another man as well. Why is 50 responsible to provide them with a home when a) she gets $22,000 per month child support and b) there is another man with whom she shares a child with in the picture. Why isn't he responsible to provide housing for her and his son as well? Could it be because her cash cow is 50?
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I agree 100%
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
I am only commenting because it's 5:30 am and I can't sleep. So lemme see........yeah, Shaniqua had it coming! *rolls eyes*
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Somebody hook me up with picture of rat's clit :P
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Itz Britney:
girls like Shaniqua are what this idiot likes to date and should continue to date. they are in the same class after all.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Why is the tag of this story under african orphans??????im puzzled...Anyways
See what happens when you date someone named Shaniqua...??? 50 is learning the hard way..She was like. "this nicca is trippin if he think im gonna let him kick me out of this house easily..(light bulb) ya know what.....Ima burn this mutherf%&^*;'s house then we'll see!!
rat clit?...why do i feel compelled to google that shit?
not that i care about fiddy and baby mama drama, but fiddy is on roids...right?
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Baby momma is a gold digging bitch it sounds like. He was already paying her 25k a month in child support and she wanted more? For some reason it was reduced down to $6500/mo. Child support is not just child support for these golddiggers, it's adult support. She probably burned the house out of revenge since 50 tried to boot her out of it.
They both are ghetto losers, and that little boy could have been killed.
Didn't he sing a song that went,
"I don't know what cha heard about me;
but a bitch can't get a dolla outta me"?
I guess a bitch can't get a house out of him, either...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Suggesting that it is "outrageous and offensive" to consider that this ultra-rich ex-gang banger might have both the means or character to torch his place is what is truely outrageous and offensive!
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body by steroids.
He looks like a Pit Bull!!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
I bet the kid did it
Latarrian would have!
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yeah, I said it! what?
"Shaniqua's lawyer told TMZ that she heard someone come into the house at around 4am. One hour later and her joint was up in flames!"
Ummm, WTF? I f I heard someone come into my house at 4am I would get up and see who the hell is up in my house at 4am. Not wait an hour and have my house burn down with me in it. Something is veeery fishy here.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Oh please, 50's behind it. Like there's any doubt. He wanted to fry his baby mama and kid so he wouldn't have to pay any child support AND get money for the house. Like Jolly Green Goddess said, you can take the thug outta the ghetto, but ...
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
one of her neighbors probably burned that shit down just to get that ghetto bitch off their street...
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what fun is arson when you have a whole hour to boldly traipse around a place setting it on fire?
damn was he walking around singing in a loud voice "the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need to water, let the muthafucka burn. burn mutha fucka...burn" before anyone caught a clue.
and why are idiots breeding? that's the true crime!
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yeah, I said it! what?
didnt get the african orphan tag.
is this dlisted or stormfront?
Muncle - it's less snappy, just doesn't have the same pizazz. It's either a different person or MK on some seriously heavy medication!
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 30, 2008 - 5:45pm.
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I have to be honest, Madame--- I haven't even watched the video yet. I think I have the attention span of a gnat. And I know what you mean, I'm something of a word whore myself. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
LMAO at the "African Orphan" tag for this thread.
All I know is, they better CSI the shit out of this.
Someone's got to go down for it.....
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Uh...IF he's a thug. & wants a job done..ain't nobody left standing. Period.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
ha, islandgirl- first time I heard that word I was like "What. is. that. Love!" It just sounds like what it means- just so fucking perfect for this wreck though. You think 50 has tons of super glossy video vixen types throwing themselves at his feet...was he just slumming? I'm not saying he is perfect but she is REALLY a bit rough looking..
What makes you think this is not MK?
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God, you're all so right! Now that I'm paying attention - this does not sound like Michael K writing at all! Merely a pale imitation. What a loss. He's the Graham Norton of the American colonies! Maybe we should boycott until MK returns.
That douche bag should just take respnsbilty and set up his ex and kid in a nice house ... that is the least he can do for his family... it's not like he doesn't have any money.. Instead of buying a golden bong, buy a house for your damn family to live in!!!!!!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
I don't know why I am sticking up for 50 so much today, maybe because I just got rid of a boyfriend who cleaned me out of money and threatened to burn down my house with my cats and dogs in it. I digress, let's not forget here that she, too, has a child by another man as well. Why is 50 responsible to provide them with a home when a) she gets $22,000 per month child support and b) there is another man with whom she shares a child with in the picture. Why isn't he responsible to provide housing for her and his son as well? Could it be because her cash cow is 50? They both are low class, but I think he is a little too shrewd to burn down his own house just to get at her. As another poster had mentioned, the timing of the fire and all seems a little suspect. If she heard someone come into her house, wouldn't she have called the police if she didn't know who it was, immediately upon hearing an intruder? What, she just went back into her Mad Dog 20/20 induced sleep and thought nothing further about it. She's a lying scam artist and I hope to God the inspectors find out she did it.
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 30, 2008 - 5:23pm.
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I love that you used the word "slattern". Seriously, I love that word.
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But then again, what do I know?
I don't know but the world I live in fire takes a LOT less time than a fucking HOUR to take hold of shit. An hour LATER? Even without accelerators (and arson cops find it all. Everything.) fire works faster than that.
She looks suspect. I think she is none too bright and slattern to boot. She looks like she sat up in that house all hours, talking back to her plasma big screen tv while tapping away texts with her bedazzled press on nails. Would 50 Cent be so stupid as to have a documented public altercation (the yelling outside of a store video, TMZ) as to send someone to burn the house down days later? She sounds like she wanted to fast track the money train.
This just in, Fitty's boobs aren't real. Who woulda thought?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
If the face wasn't so horrid, he could be a new Victoria's Secret Angel, ladies and gentlemen. His chichis are fantastic.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 30, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Submitted by waterbucket on May 30, 2008 - 4:51pm.
I'm such a whore because all I could think of was what a hot body he has. Burning house be damned.
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Well, seeing as how you're a waterbucket...
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A waterbucket that wants to FUCK'IT
I don't doubt for one moment that this streak of piss would try to burn down the house with his child in it. It doesn't seem like he gives a shit about his countless offspring in the first place if he's trying to evict his own child from his home. I'm not going to even start on that Shanqiahajhgtrejghhjfdlugjkhr, she's just as bad.
It looks like PP cut off some of her chicken cutlets and shoved them in his chest, those mantitties look unnatural.
When your baby mama's name is Shaniqua there's bound to be drama. Her name just SMACKS of drama.
My mom always told me never to get involved with a man named after currency.
Fire turns me on :P
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Whatever! She is about as transparent as a piece of glass. She better watch herslf, accusations like that can be easily proven and if she is wrong, he might just be able to sue her money hungry ass for defamation of character. I said earlier that she was going to end up blaming him because of the fight at her attorney's yesterday. A little coincidental the house burns that night and she, not he, is running around calling press conferences and pointing the finger. The bitch is sly, but on the amateur level. She should have kept her mouth shut and played the victim a little better. Her press conference only makes her look more greedy and guilty, at least to me. I doubt I am going to take her word that he hasn't asked about his kid, he may have not asked about her, but I am sure he found out if his child was o.k.
there is only one celeb i can think who got away with arson, aretha franklin..
a few years ago she was having tax issues/money problems and one of her homes went up in flames.
the fire was suspicious and the suspicion passed to her son... but it was all hushed up and settled i believe due to miss ree ree's age and her status as a living legend/cultural icon.
50 ....... doesnt have the type of clout in our culture as aretha frankin... he is totally fucked...
Submitted by waterbucket on May 30, 2008 - 4:51pm.
I'm such a whore because all I could think of was what a hot body he has. Burning house be damned.
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Well, seeing as how you're a waterbucket...
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But then again, what do I know?
I'm such a whore because all I could think of was what a hot body he has. Burning house be damned.
The heights of this fuckery has not yet been reached. Trust.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Both 50-Cent and Shaniquatwat better have a Bail Bondsman on speed dial, because they're both getting hauled in.
Both these bitches are up to no good, no doubt.