Friday, May 30th 2008
Stunning. Gorgeous. Ravishing.
Feast your eyeballs on these beautiful creatures. It's Judy Landers and her magnificent TEEN daughters, Lindsey and Kristy. The holy trinity of glamour showed the peons of Robertson Blvd. what you can do with a little yellow hay, nail glue and a brain-free head.
The three are currently filming a reality show creatively called, "The Twats Landers!" I'm not sure what network it's with, but it will probably end at the Spice Network or the Disney Channel. One of those.
They are so fucking hot. They look like your Kewpie doll all grown and working as a day-shift stripper at Hip Hugger's in Kokomo, Indiana.
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Michael K...how do you know about Kokomo, Indiana? Was in that town last Thanksgiving. Wow. Fucking wow.
♥REHAB is for when I'm gloomy♥
-Kiki Dunst
why do most teens look older than women in their 30's these days?
shit!
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
The one in the middle is a TEEN? WTF? Amazon woman. There's no way.
♥REHAB is for when I'm gloomy♥
-Kiki Dunst
I think someone's been dipping into the Lohan gene pool, these "teens" look like their going on 40 years old!
Teens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if they are teenagers im a toddler, they look as old as the "mom"
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
They look like triplets...."Children of the Damned" anyone?
I might have to tag mom...but only if nobody finds out.
Ruh roh
PP better watch out!
These three are gonna be tuff competition.
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."