Friday, May 30th 2008
Stunning. Gorgeous. Ravishing.
Feast your eyeballs on these beautiful creatures. It's Judy Landers and her magnificent TEEN daughters, Lindsey and Kristy. The holy trinity of glamour showed the peons of Robertson Blvd. what you can do with a little yellow hay, nail glue and a brain-free head.
The three are currently filming a reality show creatively called, "The Twats Landers!" I'm not sure what network it's with, but it will probably end at the Spice Network or the Disney Channel. One of those.
They are so fucking hot. They look like your Kewpie doll all grown and working as a day-shift stripper at Hip Hugger's in Kokomo, Indiana.
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MK is a closet witch. He hides in dressing room lockers of the Hugger stealing sequined g-strings.
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Gah! If the daughter looks more haggard than the mom, you got issues......(and the mom ain't so great)
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When I first looked at this photo, I seriously thought the one in the middle was the mom. All I see is bleached hair and fake tits.
whore whore and old whore!
the giant one in the middle looks as strong as a bull...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Whooohooo! The Hugger! Would be the best place to see these three.
How is it i ask EVERYONE in peru and kokomo about DLISTED, but everyone's like IDK, yet Mr K U are fully aware of us....I'm scared.....
Does anyone even care about these ho's?They look like a mother-daughter tag team ,ewww
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Skankaliciously elegant and tasteful...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Cute girls. I see mama shared the same L'Oreal bottle wiff 'er offspring.
HEY. They ain't doin' porn.
"are they?" *said in tiny voice*
it's when i see people like this that i want to start coloring my hair dark
The beast in the middle belongs in a wrestling ring with brooke hogan.
I just saw her new sexy photos in site ’’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’.She is dating some young billionaires on that site. So wonder.
Is it sad I had to do a triple take to figure out which one is the mom?
Bitch looks good.
The other two, Phoebe Price needs some friends, you can see her profile on desperateforfame.com
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Fail, Fail, and Fail
That's one big biatch in the middle. Check out the size of her hooves!
Looks like they all got cut by the same nose-man. The daughters are singing sensations in Japan and Germany. They have a website, and their singing is beyond atrocious. If anyone can find the link, I'd check it out again, because it's so bad, it's nearly good!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"Brain-free head" bwahahahahaha I just choked on my frappucino!
I can't believe you know about the Hugger. I used to live in Kokomo. I live in Bloomington now and am amazed that it has just one strip joint when Kokomo has 5.
Had to make my first comment on here in reference to the Kokomo, Indiana/Hip Hugger post. lol, I live in Kokomo. Been to the Hugger a couple times. They would definately fit in. As long as they didn't mind cleaning the stage between songs.
I hate to say it but Judy Landers looks pretty good for her age - she will be 50 in a few months.
But her daughters look SO much older than their age. It is the Lohan syndrome. Lindsay looks 45 and Ali looks around 40'ish. Orange Oprah used to look older than her age, but lately her face seems to match her age somewhat... She's still FUG though.
Anyway --- the chick in the middle is VERY tall. She is wearing flats, while her sister and mom appear to be 4 inch shoes (You can see her sisters heels in the other photos)..
As we say in SoCal: Plastic make perfect!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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ahhhh my favorite Stepford mother and daughter team...they can do no wrong
All hail the "veritable Hollywood royalty."
Mmmmmm I can smell the desperation from here
The one on the left doesn't look a younger than 35 and the one in the middle doesn't look a day under 50.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
The last thing the world needs is another reality show, especially from these hookers.
Are they really any different than all the other talentless whores in Hollywood? Their only problem is they aren't well connected and obviously can't afford a stylist and a PR person.
Worst mother ever. What kind of a mother let's her z-list daughters pose in front of the paparazzi? Slaggy ones.
*Stunning. Gorgeous. Ravishing. Thick. Manly.
Just once I'd like to see one of these women have an I.Q. higher than their breast measurement.
I think they just dismantle a bunch of those Barbie styling heads, slap in on their own noggin, call it good.
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and now for something mean: does that one in the middle have tennis balls for breast implants?
I have to say something nice here - it IS refreshing to see L.A. girls with a skin colour other than fakey tan-orange.
I thought the one in the middle was the aunt or the mom...not another teen. Ugh.
claim to fame: spawn of 70's has-been...pathetic.
Portable stripper poles must be inside their bags.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 30, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Robertson Blvd needs a few more senile, runaway drivers who confuse the pedals.
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or Lohan to start having lunch at The Ivy again.
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
Submitted by Alltheprettyones on May 30, 2008 - 3:47pm.
They look like they are going to career day at "Hooters".
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They do! O_o
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What did you think was going to happen?!?
They look like they are going to career day at "Hooters".
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
the looove booooaatt
not so exciting or new anymore huh judy
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
Robertson Blvd needs a few more senile, runaway drivers who confuse the pedals.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
One more thing, why are celebutard sisters always holding hands while walking down the street!? My sis and I never hold hands and yet we survive...
Oh and the mom's knees are soooo smooth and sexy, I'm really glad she's wearing such a short dress so that we can admire them. Nice fried hair too....
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He is a fag, he is a carrot, he is a former stick (look at old photos) and he is going to die of a brain tumor in less than 2 yrs...
Submitted by Little China Doll on May 30, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Ooo I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where you wanna go
Way down to Kokomo
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
Submitted by Little China Doll on May 30, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Kokomo me baby
Kokomo me right
Kokomo your mama,
Shell be back tomorrow night
Id like to cry in your arms tonight
Baby dont you wanna go?
Right on to lemon light city
Sweet home kokomo
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
They all look the same. It's really creepy. Aren't the "teens" supposed to be like 16 and 18? The mom has to at least be 50. People like that make me happy that I don't live in LA. Freaks.
I like the pink peacock shirt. Oh wait, is that a heart on it? Nevermind. Heart shaped stuff are lame. I mean, unless it's a HUGE diamond, of course.
And which one is the mom!?? and I don't mean that in a good way....
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He is a fag, he is a carrot, he is a former stick (look at old photos) and he is going to die of a brain tumor in less than 2 yrs...
i see a sequel to "Stewardess School" in the works
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the wheel is thrown to the ground.
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