The Photoshop Awards: Angie On Vanity Fair

Submitted by missy on May 30, 2008 - 3:02pm.

Isnt that interessting?

Maybe they are gone?

I don't care how you want to slice it or dice it, this chick is gross. She went after a married man, and that is completely disgusting. She went after and seduced a man that was married, and she is a Goddamn nasty bitch and the absolute dregg of society for doing it.

Yes, but once again MK. Did she have her bloody show yet?! We need details, damn you! We must also come up with a special name for it because Mucus Plug is much too common for Brangelina!

HAHAHAA! damn that sounds better than salsa
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

I still say bitch aint knocked up, shes just needs to fart.... and shut her damn dick hole, i meant PIE! PIE HOLE!

Submitted by Clarisse on May 30, 2008 - 12:01pm.

Oh, jeez, we wouldn't want to leave that part out, now would we?
God bless the Jolie Pitts!

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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."

riddle me this: all the other angie jo posts are fillin up with comments... here we got Mr Sparkle Pants himself in the chat (FIGURES Y'ALL OK, WOW!) and none of the loonies are starting shit here...

:)
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

Submitted by missy on May 30, 2008 - 1:59pm.

Bitch, it's not good. I had salsa too and by salsa I had a fat dick. lol

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I see that they are fans of Fantastic Man at VF
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Submitted by Clarisse on May 30, 2008 - 11:57am.

Yeah. Did you read the archeology findings yesterday? Too cool, huh?

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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.

Mrs K,
Don't forget that unlike EVERY other woman on the planet, Angie loves being pregnant!

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

she's got that vacant Katiebot look down 100%. This was the best photo they took? The photographer clearly had his camera up his ass. I don't know what that means, but basically I'm saying this photo is shit.

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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

WOW, Brad finds pregnancy sexy.
Probably the first man EVER to say such a thing.

Much like Angie is the first woman to ever get pregnant.
Those two are amazing, n'est-ce pas?

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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."

MK - hows "the knot" after yesterdays treatment?

Mine burns. I had a lot of hot salsa last night :p

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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

Sheeps,
Maybe Holy Jolie can keep the ass-hats from vandalizing it!!!!!

MK,
Just Kukoo....INDEED!

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

GWAD DAMN IT!

MK two days in a row? WTF? do we smell in the forum? A whole thread is devoted to lure you there.

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

She's totally had that nose shaved - it didn't look like that in the modern classic "Hackers".

I'm totally over Vanity Fair - it's gone waay down hill and is also mondo racist. What the fuck else is new?

I dont think the word "oral" was placed next to Angie Jos agape mouth by coincidence..
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

And God invented the airbrush. Like someone else said, she looks like a sex doll rather than a real person.

Submitted by missy on May 30, 2008 - 1:55pm.

AHAHAHA! That is the greatest petition of all time!

Next Post: MK admitted to Brangie Rehab
for obsessive compulsive posting.

They'll need to sell laminated copies
to the Brangeloonies.

She doesn't have a publicist, you know.
Nope, not at all.
nuh huh
or nannies.
She does it all herself cause she's a W-O-M-A-N

Christ on a cracker!!!!

http://www.petitiononline.com/jello123/petition.html

here: everyone sign this petition to bring back jello 1 2 3
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

30 May 2008. London (AP): BRAD AND ANGIE JOLIE-PITT BUY, THEN MOVE INTO STONEHEDGE.

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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.

After reading the article, she scored points with me. Even though she is not my type of girl, she sounds so level headed here.

Looks like a high rent blow up doll. Meh.

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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.

Submitted by Clarisse on May 30, 2008 - 1:53pm.

Just Kukoo!

HAHAHA! she looks ridiculous... push your "talent" up higher, Angie... it's all ya got left!

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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."

Make it stop!!!

Holy shit, batman!. Just look at her nose. She's a few inches of plastic surgery of ending up looking like Jacko. It looks crooked too.

Hey, MK. What's up?. Two days in a row to come and visit us peons is way too much. I can't afford too many candles.

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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.

Are the babies hiding in the O_o chichis?
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What did you think was going to happen?!?

Brad only tells her that he finds pregnancy sexy. Other than bigger chichis and no birth control, it ain't too sexy.

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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.

Michael K,
20 Jolie posts a day and you'll have to change the site name... Just K, Just Jolie, Just ....

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

Submitted by islandgirl on May 30, 2008 - 1:51pm.

15 more to go!!!! Quick, go out and get me more Brangie stories!

Submitted by Michael K on May 30, 2008 - 11:50am.

You can do it. Maybe break the stories into subparts.

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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.

Missy, Jello 1-2-3 was the fucking bomb! I still try and recreate it every now and again. It was like 3 layers of Jello. So delicious

MK!♥♥ you like the nastiest food man.
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

MK, you are truly the spawn of the DEVIL!!

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But then again, what do I know?

JELLO 123!! YES!! WHAT A GREAT TOPIC!!!

was that those jello shapes??? they were NASTY MK!!!
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-"Thousands of copies will probably be covered in Brangalooie genital fluids by the end of the month."

Ahahahahahahaahahah!!!. So fucking true, MK. So fucking true.

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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.

MY GOAL IS ALMOST COMPLETE!!!

Oh, come on with this magazine already!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breathe in* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

Way overdone but the boobs look great!

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."