Friday, May 30th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Angie On Vanity Fair
Holy Zahara! I think this is my 5th Brangie post of the day. I'm getting closer (not really) to my goal of 20 and then I just know something epic is going to happen. Lighting will strike me or Jello will announce the triumphant return of Jello-1-2-3.
Maddox's mommy made the cover of July's Vanity Fair. Thousands of copies will probably be covered in Brangalooie genital fluids by the end of the month. Besides her hypnotic chichis, I'm not into it. Kelly LeBrock did this look better in the 80s.
Visit Vanity Fair to read some quotes from the interview.
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“Artists raise their kids differently,” she said. “We communicate to the point where we probably annoy our children. We have art around the house, we have books, we go to plays, we talk. Our focus is art and painting and dress-up and singing. It’s what we love. So I think you can see how artists in some way raise other artists.”
Right and the rest of us sit around with our thumbs up our butts? Snotty whore.
this picture of her... wtf? how can it be that I have seen candid pictures from cannes where she looks better?
someone mentioned angie's husband stealing. I blame brad for that more than I blame her. although at this point it doesn't matter. it seems obvious that brad and jen would have divorced. of course it might have been nicer of her to wait for that to happen. but since b n a have twelve ... sorry.. six kids... (shrug)
Ugh, Photoshop indeed. Is ANY woman's undereye area THAT wrinkle free?
Nice lipstick. That matte blood red crap has gone in and out of style so many freakin' times, but I think 1995 was the last time it was really "in".
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@Sheeps, I could have told you that. I channeled that info in my seventh life thru a baboons ass while meditating with my third eye focusing on my red chakra that was linked to my spirit guide Brandelina. So it must be true.
Submitted by missy on May 30, 2008 - 11:19am.
Oooh. I was hoping for the exact same thing.
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is that for Playboy or VF? nice photoshopping her age back 20 YEARS.
Stocky: "Hey! Hey Soldier boy! Sucky sucky 5 dorra! ME so horny me love you rong time!"
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by gucci on May 30, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Her lipstick is nice..
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MAC Viva Glam
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
im goin ta smoke.
LOVE YOU MK!! if you and your snowy-white asshole are still around...
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
Clarisse:
hehehehe....right?
we's smart here on Dlisted!
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
Submitted by mahaatma on May 30, 2008 - 12:18pm.
It reminds me of Wednesday night, between 11 and 11:15.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Missy, like you said earlier, I'd like her fine if she was still munchin carpet and smokin' dope so I guess it's obvious which I think is the better or the two evils.
Why does everyone here hate her so much? I'm truly curious because everyone makes fun of justjared for all the gushing, but here it's the same only the posts are less loving shall we say. As to the photo I think she looks great except for the hair. Too big, too done. She should wear red lipstick more often. Also her answers seem genuine enough. She actually sounds happy and excited. I don't think rainbows shoot out of her ass, but she's just not that awful to me.
Masturbation material for Angeloonie fans.
Missy,
Which side wins? The side with the best cookies!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Oh MK, I ♥ you and your your Mk-isms...she looks like some cheap hooker I'd see strolling down hooker blvd, in anytown USA...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Thanks, Sheeps.
You're a doll.
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
On a side note:
Sheeps, Myself and now Mrs K readed bout Stoned-henge!!! Who sayz D-Listers aint edic8ted!?!?!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Michael K, are you still here?
what the hell is up with Stonehenge? I saw somethinhg yesterday, but will have toc heck out Sheeps' link..
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
i was secretly hoping for some direct MK and LA communication... liek the forces of good and evil colliding!! but which ones which?? hmm..
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
...damn, Sheeps!....that avie is too funny!.....makes me think of Deliverance...
rotten_egg: shes an "artist" of public manipulation for the benefit of her own financial fortune, thats for sure
"I look at Shiloh—because, obviously, physically, she is the one that looks like Brad and I when we were little—and say, ‘If these were our brothers and sisters, how much would we have known by the time we were six that it took into our 30s and 40s to figure out?’ "
it took her 30 years to figure out racism is ignorant?
took me 17 to learn not to cop dope in dowtown detroit alone unless youre black!
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
Her lipstick is nice..
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Hating aside, Angelina looks super hot, and perhaps they photoshopped some lines and the highway vein she sports on her forehead but for the most part she is beautiful naturally and she looks extra hot because she actually has makeup on that isnt the usual pasty pink colors she uses for everything day to day.
MK,
is someone else writing posts for u here or is it a one man show?
"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"
Mrs. K
"And of course no other parent in the history of the world has even thought about doing that."
How DARE you?! Of course not!. They are the only couple in the world and in history to come up with such original and heart-warming ideals. They are artists and perfect. Ok?.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Mrs K: Stonehedge story:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080529/ap_on_sc/sci_stonehenge;_ylt=AhIobAi...
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Angelina looks like the madam at a Vietnamese whore house.
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 30, 2008 - 12:09pm.
-" Angelina Jolie shares her innermost feelings about life, love, marriage, and her career.."
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Bitch, PLEASE!!!!!
Standard boilerplate PR bullshit
"innermost feelings"
yada yada yada
excuse me while I retch.
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
Sheeps,
That Stonehenge was a burial site not built by aliens??
Very coool!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
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she's hot
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she should have 12 more babies
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Cool IG, I'll look fwd to it :) Sheeps, ROFLMA, Holy Water! Hey, if they were truly humanitarians they'd cook that up in a few hundred gallons of water and sell it by the drop on ebay. They could fund a third world country.
-"I suppose I’m giving them the childhood I always wished I had."
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And of course no other parent in the history of the world has even thought about doing that.
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 30, 2008 - 12:09pm.
One sec--I'll find a link for ya. It's pretty cool.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
BANNNNNNNNN TIMES!
ALERT ALERT!
http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/petition-sign.cgi?jello123
dont forget to sign the petition sluts!
jello 123 aint bringin itself back!
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
Submitted by Sheeps on May 30, 2008 - 12:07pm.
No, I mean the findings about the ancient royal origins of Stonehedge and an astral "opposite" Stonehedge at another site.
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Oh, dear. I suppose I should put down the Kool Aid and read something besides Dlisted.
Nah, too much trouble.
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
Jesus. Mary. AND Joseph. And the donkey they rode in on.
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But then again, what do I know?
-" Angelina Jolie shares her innermost feelings about life, love, marriage, and her career.."
Come on! doesn't she always do that?. The world is there to read/listen about her intimate shit. Let's bet how long will it take her to change her story again.
-"I suppose I’m giving them the childhood I always wished I had."
Yup. The only thing these have that she didn't was luxury and money (according to her and her brat brother). I think that's why her orphans are too privileged.
So they are "artists" now?. What do you know? I thought they were untalented parasite "actors".
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Run, MK. Run. I'll cover ya!
How many times has she had her nose worked on?She used to have a puggy looking nose and now its all Micheal Jacksony.
Photoshop my ass. Thats true fucking beauty your eyes are feasting upon. OMG!!! Angelina looks stunning. I can't wait to get this issue of Vanity Fair!!!!! She looks amazing. Stunning.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 30, 2008 - 12:05pm.
I thought that was a given. No, I mean the findings about the ancient royal origins of Stonehedge and an astral "opposite" Stonehedge at another site.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 30, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Yes, but once again MK. Did she have her bloody show yet?! We need details, damn you! We must also come up with a special name for it because Mucus Plug is much too common for Brangelina!
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Hahahaha!! Gross.
PS Am going to mail you in a bit... ♥
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But then again, what do I know?
FLA - I fucking hope so!!
HatTrick - eh, i think she just takes herself too seriously
if she had stuck with smokin junk and being a lesbo slut Id like her just fine
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
Yeah hat trick, like Brad is just so stupid he couldn't figure out how to say "no". Stop putting the blame solely on the woman.
on topicish: Hello to da MK
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 30, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Holy Water?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 30, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Yeah. Did you read the archeology findings yesterday? Too cool, huh?
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You mean those ones from the Garden of Eden that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Brad and Angie are direct descendents of Adam and Eve?
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
Submitted by Michael K on May 30, 2008 - 2:50pm.
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What up,Bitch?
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
Submitted by missy on May 30, 2008 - 12:03pm.
damn that sounds better than salsa
Call me, K?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by missy on May 30, 2008 - 12:02pm.
From my head to your keyboard.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA