Friday, May 30th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Angie On Vanity Fair
Holy Zahara! I think this is my 5th Brangie post of the day. I'm getting closer (not really) to my goal of 20 and then I just know something epic is going to happen. Lighting will strike me or Jello will announce the triumphant return of Jello-1-2-3.
Maddox's mommy made the cover of July's Vanity Fair. Thousands of copies will probably be covered in Brangalooie genital fluids by the end of the month. Besides her hypnotic chichis, I'm not into it. Kelly LeBrock did this look better in the 80s.
Visit Vanity Fair to read some quotes from the interview.
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW bitches
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who knew such a love like ours existed?
so special, so different, so HWAT!!!!!!
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
Excuse me Mrs K but this was my Avatar on Popsugar for hours before I put it up here.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
YOU DOUBT MY DEDICATION TO UPHOLDING THE GOOD NAME AND DEEDS OF SAINT ANGELINA OF LOS ANGELES? WHY, RIGHT NOW THE POPO ARE COMING AND I NEED TO PROVE TO THEM I AM FAITHFULLY TAKING MY MEDS, YET AGAIN. HEATHENS, ALL OF YOU!
The Brangeloonie Committee called and
wants LA/HA/Sybil to turn in her card
carrying ID.
Reason: any true fandroid would have
a HQ untagged pic of this Vanity Fair
cover wayyyyy before it's released to
the public and you waited till MK
displayed her in her uttery photoshoppery
to make it your hack avie.
Tsk Tsk....Amateur.
Go turn your card in.
Shit, Jenny Maniston fans are
way more HARD CORE than you.
OT: I really have a neutral feeling
about the actual "performer" AJ but
thanks to hack amateur fandroids...
I cringe now when I see her in the press
with utter distaste. Thanks, you're
doing your idol of masturbation proud.
NOT.
Aw, I so want these people to go away.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Clarisse on May 30, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Exactly. He didn't work at no fancy schmancy salon, he charged you *nothing* and yet you still got a great haircut.
Mom was always right.
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
Submitted by kiwikim on May 30, 2008 - 4:17pm.
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Oh no! Not that guy. I went to him for an eye lift and now every time I blink, I fart. Nearly impossible to find a date, you know.
*pooooot* *pooooot*
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
hear that sound? That's the click of me reporting abuse on all you people that say Angelina is a bitch, fear my wrath. GOD DAMNIT 5 MORE MINUTES, BITCH CAN'T YOU SEE I AM DEFENDING ANGELINA'S HONOUR HERE, THIS IS GOD'S WORK. Damn librarians, someone is getting their cay keyed, NO I DON'T MEAN THAT, GET OFF THE PHONE UGH!
Submitted by MachSchnell84 on May 30, 2008 - 4:41pm.
Because Brangie is like a train going downhill without brakes. Its going to crash sooner or later and i'm gonna watch like I watched Spears.
Ha ha, Bradi...
I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 30, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Mrs. K does it matter where the critic works.
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No, no no. None of that matters. Who cares where anyone works?
Oh and by the way, when you're needing plastic surgery so you can look like your favourite movie star, I know a good guy, a really good guy, who works out of a mechanics garage in East LA.
mishma on May 30, 2008 - 4:12pm.
FUCK ALL THOSE REVIEWERS, THEY JUS JELIS AND MEAN. ANGELINA FARTS CHANEL No 5, PISSES GOLDSCHLAGER AND SNEEZES FLUFFLY FLUFFLY CLOUDS OF PURE NATURAL GREEN GAS. WHEN SHE WALKS FLOWERS STRAIN TO TOUCH HER, CHILDREN FORGET THEIR HUNGER AND SHOPKEEPRS FORGET WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE, JUST A BLINK OF HEAVEN ON EARTH. WHY I JUST LOOKED AT THIS PICTURE AND MY YEAST INFECTION STOPPED IT'S MADDENIGN ITCH, SHE IS THAT GOOD
- It's like you really really know them.
Really.
You know, come to think of it, I had a hangnail and it has magically turned into a diamond.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
YES!!!
JELLO-1-2-3!
Definitely one of the more important advancements of modern science.
Where do I sign the petition?!?!!?
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♥♥♥ Mishma!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
ANGELINA CAN STALK MY CATS ALL DAY ON MYSPACE...MR. SNUGGLEBOOTS AWAITS ANXIOUSLY
For someone who pretends to be so family oriented and saintly, she sure is an unforgiving person. She is just NOW going to speak to her father? Her dad is 69 yrs old - who knows how long he has left on this earth?..
Unless he beat her or sexually abused her -- I would think someone who protrays themself as such a humanitarian, giving and family oriented person would be able to forgive the person who brought her into this world for his mistakes.
I am sure she will need Paxil, Zoloft, Maalox, the Blob and those are two hot pockets' mercy later in life for not giving them a stable environment or letting them develop some roots long enough to establish bonds and friends with people outside the family.. amongst other sins she will most likely commit.
Mrs K,
Luxury. At least you had a hairdresser! When i was young, i had to walk 5 miles, up hill to have my uncle cut my hair with the hedge trimmers.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
FUCK ALL THOSE REVIEWERS, THEY JUS JELIS AND MEAN. ANGELINA FARTS CHANEL No 5, PISSES GOLDSCHLAGER AND SNEEZES FLUFFLY FLUFFLY CLOUDS OF PURE NATURAL GREEN GAS. WHEN SHE WALKS FLOWERS STRAIN TO TOUCH HER, CHILDREN FORGET THEIR HUNGER AND SHOPKEEPRS FORGET WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE, JUST A BLINK OF HEAVEN ON EARTH. WHY I JUST LOOKED AT THIS PICTURE AND MY YEAST INFECTION STOPPED IT'S MADDENIGN ITCH, SHE IS THAT GOOD
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Mrs. K does it matter where the critic works.
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OMG!!!!!My mom said the same thing about hairdressers.
She said, "Pussy Cat,[cute, huh?] it doesn't matter where they work, or how much they charge. Just because they work at a fancy schmancy salon and charge a zillion dollars, doesn't mean you will get a good haircut, tatala."
True story.
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
Well, we all know how Tawny ended up. That look doesn't age well.
Here I go again on my own.
Like every talentless whore I was meant to bone and break up homes.
But I've made up my mind.
I'm not wasting more time.
Submitted by Little China Doll on May 30, 2008 - 2:03pm.
C'mon now Mrs. K, I totally look to the Kalamazoo Gazette when trying to figure out which Oscar winning movie I'm going to see! Doesn't everyone??
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Yes, and JoBlo's Movie Emporium.
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
Is this love
that im feeling
It must be drugs
Cause the dragons got a hold onnnnn meeeeeeee
Hold on meeeee
Fuck Clarise man! I have to go I odnt have time to do the song the right way!
You dirty ass cheese whore mother fuckers have a great god damn mother fucken weekend!
I hope yall all get to enjoy some risky butt sex with strangers!
Or at least enjoy some sun shine!
Im celebrating ealry!
Alli got is good newson my end, not just IN my end!
SEACREST OUT! Seriously! GET THE FUCK OUT SEACREST!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
ZOMG HEY STONEY!
OH MY SHRINE IS SO LOVERLY, IT VIBRATES WITH THE PURE LOVE ONLY ANGELINA, VAGINA, PHOTO OPS AND VERBALLY ABUSING THE HELP CAN BRING. LISTEN TO IT PULSE, FEEL THE...OH THAT'S MY CELL PHONE, MY BAD...
Mrs. K does it matter where the critic works. These same critics give bad films bad reviews. Suddenly they can't tell a good film from a bad one. Also nice of you to leave off the critics who do have prestigious backgrounds in film. Then for someone who thinks this woman is a manipulating the media, way to be manipulative yourself there with excluding the names of all the critics.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
I happen to find someone who finds pregnancy very sexy, verrry sexy so HELP ME I WILL BEAT YOU yes, Brad loves the pregnant me
Submitted by mishma on May 30, 2008 - 4:03pm.
HEY YOU!!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
YIPPEE!!!!!!
Mishma in da house!!!!
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 30, 2008 - 4:57pm.
C'mon now Mrs. K, I totally look to the Kalamazoo Gazette when trying to figure out which Oscar winning movie I'm going to see! Doesn't everyone??
"We have art around the house, we have BOOKS, we go to plays, we talk. We are fucking amazing. We ARE the Jolie-Pitts"
"She's a great performer," Eastwood told PEOPLE of Jolie.
Notice he was careful not to say actress...MONKEYS perform.
I mean he can't come out and say she's a talentless hack when he's working with her, can he? Reporters ask him a question and he's got to say something polite. He's not beating down any doors to do a project with her again...no one is.
Yeah, I would give that she is a taleted performer. Strippers are talented performers. And as I've mentioned, monkeys. She is definitely good at getting people's attention and putting on a performance.
OMG, THIS IS GOING INTO THE SHRINE! MOVE OVER JUNG FU PANDA GREEN DRESS LACTATING PICCYS!
Oh Bloody Hell!!!
Is This Love by Whitesnake!?!?!?!?!
This calls for the song killer...
wait for it....
You've painted up your lips and
rolled and curled your tinted hair,
Ruby, are you contemplating
going out somewhere?
The shadows on the wall tell me
the sun is going down,
Oh Ruuuuuuuuuuby, don't take
your love to town.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 30, 2008 - 1:59pm.
MUAH MUAH
air kiss
air kiss
pinch on the tuchus
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
ACK!
WHITE SNAKE
Here I go again on my own,
Going down the only road I've ever known.....
Vanity Fair, she had to give up a lot of info to get the cover, that's how it works.
Of course it's not People or anything so who knows.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Mrs. K., you are one HWORE on the research. ♥
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But then again, what do I know?
"She's a great performer," Eastwood told PEOPLE of Jolie. "Unfortunately because of the media flurry that's around her,
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The media flurry that she orchestrates and manipulates, that is.
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
Let's, shall we, take a look at some of the illustrious and respected critics from www.rottentomatoes.com
Thomas Peyser
Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
James Sanford
Kalamazoo Gazette
Robert Roten
Laramie Movie Scope
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)
Walter Chaw
Film Freak Central
Steven Snyder
Zertinet Movies
Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)
Ken Fox
TV Guide's Movie Guide
Pete Hammond
Maxim
Willie Waffle
WaffleMovies.com
Dustin Putman
TheMovieBoy.com
Edward Havens
FilmJerk.com
Jon Popick
Planet Sick-Boy
and my personal favorite, Mr. Cranky.
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
Here I go again on my own!
Going down on nasty women is all ive known
Like like a stripper i was born to work the pole
But my daddy saved me from that with this new nose
WELL IVE MAID UP MY MIND
I aint waistin no more time
Im going back to snorting lines
HERE I GoooooOOOO WAH AH!
White Snake for this 80's haired bitch that bring THE DEVIL!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Fair enough Heart Angelina.
..V,(^_^)
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by kiwikim on May 30, 2008 - 3:23pm.
"Ok, Angelina. Now I want you to give us your dangerous look. Yeah, that's right. Part your lips slightly. No, no. Don't smile. Head down. Eyes up. NO, DON'T look at us through parted fingers. That's too disco Love. Just imagine it's the 80's and you're seducing us on the dance floor, don't actually do it. You're a tiger in the jungle, peering at us through the bush. That's right. You're vicious. You're protecting you're young. You're ready to drink our blood. You got it. Gorgeous love gorgeous.
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Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
*thud*
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 30, 2008 - 4:44pm.
ahahahahahahahahahaha....
This picture...
ahahahahahahahahahahahaa.........
Are they kidding?
All that's missing is the 80's hair band, smoke machine and some random used car lot.....
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Word. It's Tawney Kitaen writhing on the hood of a car in a White Snake video.
To be fair though, Vanity Fair is doing bad covers. Nicole Kidman is actually an actress I respect and I think she's pretty and talented and she let VF debase her with that cheesy cover of her in a sailor outfit pulling back her blouse. That looked very 80's and gross too.
I see she is finally talking to her pops again-- per People Magazine ~
Back on speaking terms with his daughter, Jon Voight has also been keeping an eye on Angelina Jolie.
"She looks very happy now," Voight, 69, told PEOPLE Thursday night. And "very heavy!" he added when asked what he thought of Jolie's pregnant pictures from the Cannes Film Festival. "She looks like she's having a couple of babies."
Jolie appeared with partner Brad Pitt, promoting her movies Kung Fu Panda and Changeling and looking radiant.
Jolie, 32, revealed in a recent interview with The Sydney Morning Herald that she and Voight have started to mend their longstanding rift.
"We are going to try to get to know each other and maybe try not to be this daddy and daughter, but to be there for each other as friends in the coming years," she said.
When asked if he and Jolie will speak this summer, Voight said, "I'm sure we will, yeah."
Voight spoke at a DVD release event for Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry film franchise, in West Hollywood. Eastwood directs Jolie in his next movie, Changeling.
"She's a great performer," Eastwood told PEOPLE of Jolie. "Unfortunately because of the media flurry that's around her, sometimes people take her for granted. But she's a fabulous talent."
Submitted by Clarisse on May 30, 2008 - 4:43pm.
I slipped. I don't really attack people's opinions.
If thats what you feel about her acting thats ok. I won't do that again.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
The reason why Angelina needs all the publicity stunts and exploiting her children and pregancies for press attention, is that she cannot act.
She hs ruined so many films, starting with a gem like A Mighty Heart.
She is the original Paris Hilton. A girl with connections that knows how to be a media whore, but lacks talent.
ahahahahahahahahahaha....
This picture...
ahahahahahahahahahahahaa.........
Are they kidding?
All that's missing is the 80's hair band, smoke machine and some random used car lot.....
*Glad to see all LOVE filling these threads....
*Lots of HEART and shit goin' down.
(* denotes sarcasm and over all disdain at the broken promises and unrequited attention whoring)
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by kiwikim on May 30, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Well sweetie, as far as film critics go Micheal Phillips is highly respected. I didn't compare him to noble peace prize winners or judges...you did.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
She cannot act.
Angelina has two facial expressions and she calls that "acting".
At best, you can say she is "overacting".
Ok Heart Ang,
Yea everyone has opinions about things, but when someone doesn't agree with you, they get this "So give me a fucking break with Angelina can only play psychos bullshit. "
Maybe you should take a few breaths and relax. This is a gossip blog. Nothing to get the upset about....
(o_0)
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I'm shocked about you not mentioning her CHICHI'S!
You can see how much plastic surgery she got.
Her face looks like it's made out of PLASTIC.
Too many nose jobs, BOTOX and stretched skin.
Only in Hollywood people won't be scared looking at such freak of nature.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 3:32pm.
I have no read the rest of this thread, but I must admit, if you are seriously accepting that people have different views on Angie and that is ok, perhaps you have indeed changed.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA