The Photoshop Awards: Angie On Vanity Fair

Well, that bottom line is -- I think that Angelina's accent in "A Mighty Heart" was pitiful. I do not give a damn how many reviewers like her performance -- to be it was BAD.

Movie Reviewers base their reviews on THEIR opinion and the fact of the matter is -- their opinion doesn't mean jack to me.

The movie was moving because of the subject matter but she went in and out of the accent and it never did sound good -- even when she was "in" it.

CHEEZBURGER TALK IS CODE FER "SCALE BRANGELINA'S 457675968765476985 FT SECURITY FENCE", TRUST

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 30, 2008 - 2:53pm.
DiamondDawg,
I know.
MK was here earlier, that's part of the mayhem.
Then HALA back idiot transfered to this thread and has been refreshing and fingering their Lara Croft doll and THEN doing the I meant this, I
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Oh my.

She's an idiot. She's still pretending to be interested in the Ebert topic while secretly studying the page to try to figure out what me and mishma were saying in our "coded" language.

Can i haz a cheezeberger nowz?

Ohh my goodness what the hell has she done to her face??? she looks terrible waxed with a dead eyes here my god, a "45 years old botoxed ho of the 80's" and this 80's hair geez,photoshopped to hell and not in the good way ,a frozen alien with a huge forhead.

she looks like a mix of " Teri Hatcher & Mickeal Jackson"

"Kelly LeBrock did this look better in the 80s." And on that note, I am off to read books and paint artwork with my babybay. But don't confuse me for an artist! No sir I am just an average mommy.

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LOL I were kidding...I had to be the first to say it was Joni :)

Sorry mishma
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 11:01pm.

Thank you, darlin'

MK WAS HERE??? WHAT PAGE? I didn't think he posted. Crap! that's what I get for leaving for 5 hours!!

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I think he was the first to comment. Go back to the start! He chatted yesterday too.

~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 30, 2008 - 2:59pm.
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Ahahahhaaa!

Simma dahn nah!
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eggzackly! you say it better, though. Wish to gosh that Lorne Michaels would let go of his grip on SNL and let Youtube post those old skits. It's really his loss.

Do you guys remember the Gap Girls episodes with Chris Farley? Then there was one with vomiting that they kept doing and re-doing.

This looks like a box of L'Oreal hair color.
She needs some Frost n Tip's goin' on.
Oh and something with giant shoulder pads.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 30, 2008 - 5:54pm.

MONKEYPOX is the one who said she saw the episode where Ebert & Roper reviewed the film. Ebert hasn't been on the show in months and his written review of A Mighty Heart is nothing like what she said. So I am just letting her know she had her facts jacked up.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

DO NOT TARNISH THE IMAGE OF JONI MITCHELL IN AN ANGELINA THREAD, GOOD GOD EVEN I HAVE LIMITS, BITCHES

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 30, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Thread Re cap.

MK came, chatted, left. Othe Dlisters came, chatted. Randomness and craziness ensued. Oh & Heart Angelina is here too.
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Thank you, darlin'

MK WAS HERE??? WHAT PAGE? I didn't think he posted. Crap! that's what I get for leaving for 5 hours!!

Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 4:54pm.
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Ahahahhaaa!

Simma dahn nah!

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

MR SNUGGLEBOOTS R IN UR CEILING WATCHIN YEW GO OFF TEH TOPIK. WAIT, WTF IS TEH TOPIKS? MR SNUGGLEBOOTS SEZ CARRY ON M8S

Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 30, 2008 - 2:56pm.
I can haz hooman sexi times? Or ceiling cat be angry wif me?
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LoL

(the only person on this thread who doesn't get it is......that's right - Heart Angelina.)

@Stewie:

Actually, this thread has stayed amazingly On Topic. Can't really say otherwise.

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

It's a nice cover. I'll give the woman that much.

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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.

Ya know what I think? I think this LA/HA character is a rambler and a gambler and a sweet talkin' ladies man
She loves her lovin'
But not like she loves her freedom.

Put THAT in yer peep and smoke it.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 10:47pm.

Can someone recap this thread in a paragraph? There are like 300 posts. T.i.a. :flowers:

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Thread Re cap.

MK came, chatted, left. Othe Dlisters came, chatted. Randomness and craziness ensued. Oh & Heart Angelina is here too.

On topic - Angelina's cover - Meh.

~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs

Submitted by Stock Broker on May 30, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Diamond Dawg ~ here is a recap of this thread:

1. Angelina is an overrated actress. And a hypocrite. Her only talent is to look sultry and wet her lips. Oh, her greatest "acting" to date is to pretend she's a saint.

2. The Angeloonies were left out of their cages & are lurking around here foaming at the mouth over their beloved piece of masturbation material.

That's the recap from my corner booth.
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THANK YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

I can haz hooman sexi times? Or ceiling cat be angry wif me?

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Submitted by StewieGriffin on May 30, 2008 - 2:54pm.
wow 311 comments about how everyone's day is going and nothing in particular
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Eggzackly. We're like family. All dysfunctional and chock full of attention-deficit-disorder.

damn. my co-workers are yawning already. they yawn out loud.

I used to retouch photos for a crappy little photography studio when I was younger, so every time I see a magazine cover, I go through my mental checklist of all of the corrections I used to make.

However... that is a pretty picture of her (and the retoucher did a nice, not-screamingly-obvious job).

And I think that's the only nice thing I've ever said about Angelina. I've used up my supply.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 30, 2008 - 5:37pm.

Ebert has been sick. He hasn't reviewed a movie on Ebert & Roper in months. A guess critic from the Village Voice reviewed A Mighty Heart with Roper. They both liked the film. So I am simply asking what you were talking about...it doesn't sound accurate.
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Yo! You might want to keep on top of things -- Ebert has been sick but he still has been reviewing films - in fact, if you go to his website -- he just reviewed the new "Sex and the City" movie, "The Strangers", the new "Indiana Jones" and other newly released movies.

Submitted by ricki lake on May 30, 2008 - 2:46pm.
This picture of Angelina is f*cking gorgeous!!! Absolutely stunning.
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simma down now!!

wow 311 comments about how everyone's day is going and nothing in particular

Diamond Dawg ~ here is a recap of this thread:

1. Angelina is an overrated actress. And a hypocrite. Her only talent is to look sultry and wet her lips. Oh, her greatest "acting" to date is to pretend she's a saint.

2. The Angeloonies were left out of their cages & are lurking around here foaming at the mouth over their beloved piece of masturbation material.

That's the recap from my corner booth.

DiamondDawg,
I know.
MK was here earlier, that's part of the mayhem.
Then HALA back idiot transfered to this thread and has been refreshing and fingering their Lara Croft doll and THEN doing the I meant this, I meant that but I don't mean this and don't mean that Tango all while arguing with themselves and attempting to not type CUNT or BITCH.

Film at 11.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

I R IN UR CEILING WATCHIN U PONTIFICATE

Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 3:50pm

Let's play "stuff on my cat"...dat's a fun game

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Right on, Zomay! Impressed that you took time to do cardio! My dreamwish is to own a house with a 25 meter lap pool. Would that be sweet or wut? As I said, my dreamwish. Currently, I live in the burbs and drive to the Y AFTER WORK and swim with all the other non-lap pool owners.

Pfft, film reviews are facism, I get my movie recommendations from JustJared

Submitted by kiwikim on May 30, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 30, 2008 - 5:45pm.
@Kiwi:

Be safe, the SLA is after your ass.
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Special Libraries Association?

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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 5:47pm.

Um, What????????????

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

Mishma does LOLCATZ-talk, too?!? Woot.

I atez yer grelled cheez samich fer lunch. I wearz mawm genez,two.

Submitted by Stock Broker on May 30, 2008 - 5:44pm.
KiwiKim ~ to answer your question, NO. I would not sleep with Angelina. She really is not my type.

I tend to go for the Kate Beckinsale & Charlize Theron type. My dream is to be the meat pole between those 2.
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It can be arranged.

My dog's gotta pee and I really gotta go, but the meat pole comment deserved response.

But let's face it. I know a lot of men who would sleep with someone who isn't their type. It often doesn't matter. I hope your pole is sandwhiched soon.

Whenever I feel confused and unable to use proper diction and grammar, I come to the comments to get my illiteracy on.

No crap Diamond Dawg, I just got a crap load of work done and did cardio for a half hour. Came back to see how people were doing.

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Submitted by mishma on May 30, 2008 - 3:44pm.

Are you Beige? No I don't think you are because you're quoting Jezebel. That website's too smart for someone who can't differentiate between Your and you're.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 2:42pm

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Oh for fux sake, aren't you the hore who accused everyone of being here ALL DAY?

I took at least a 5-hour break and see that you've managed NOT LEAVE AT ALL and to continue to stir the sh*t all over again. You live in a FEMA trailer, dontcha.

You are SH*T-STIRRER extraordinaire. Suck on that.

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To all normal Dlisters:

Can someone recap this thread in a paragraph? There are like 300 posts. T.i.a. :flowers:

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 30, 2008 - 5:45pm.
@Kiwi:

Be safe, the SLA is after your ass.
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Do I look scared?
Have a great weekend. Pooh pooh.

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 30, 2008 - 5:43pm.
@IG:

Ya know what's good for the crabs? Melted butter and lemon. And a pint!

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*applies lemon and butter liberally to nether regions, chugs lager*

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But then again, what do I know?

@StockBroker:

Damn, baby. You had me at "Meat Pole".

So what are you doing later? Oh, and people tell me all the time I look like Charlize! (in Monster)

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

This picture of Angelina is fucking gorgeous!!! Absolutely stunning.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 30, 2008 - 5:42pm.

Film critics are nothing but lap dogs on a leash.

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What? Again, they are at the top of my respected individuals list.

@Kiwi:

Be safe, the SLA is after your ass.

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

Dawnie, you tart. I thought you said you were going to wait until the sun went over the crabcatcherunderseaman! Lie teller.

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But then again, what do I know?

KiwiKim ~ to answer your question, NO. I would not sleep with Angelina. She really is not my type.

I tend to go for the Kate Beckinsale & Charlize Theron type. My dream is to be the meat pole between those 2.

I CAN HAZ INTERNET BEATDOWN? OMFG! WAIT WAIT *taking off earrings and putting on extra Claire's rings* LET'S GO, MR SNUGGLEBOOTS SEZ U R TEH ONE STALKING HIM