Friday, May 30th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Angie On Vanity Fair
Holy Zahara! I think this is my 5th Brangie post of the day. I'm getting closer (not really) to my goal of 20 and then I just know something epic is going to happen. Lighting will strike me or Jello will announce the triumphant return of Jello-1-2-3.
Maddox's mommy made the cover of July's Vanity Fair. Thousands of copies will probably be covered in Brangalooie genital fluids by the end of the month. Besides her hypnotic chichis, I'm not into it. Kelly LeBrock did this look better in the 80s.
Visit Vanity Fair to read some quotes from the interview.
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I figured you'd know once I said "invisibitch", though "AF" kind of gives it away too!
My modem crapped out on me!!!! I hope to God my neighbor can fix it when I get home, otherwise I have to schlepp down to TW Cable tomorrow and get a new one....grrrrrrr....
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Mishma?
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Yes? You deign to interrupt me whilst I gaze upon my flawless complexion? Are you addressing me? Where am I? Fuck, WHO TOOK MY MEDS, FESS UP BITCHES, THAT R NOT FUNNAY
you know, this whole ang thing on the cover is terrible because VF is just about my favorite magazine, aside from the one in my firearm.
@Nectar:
What the fuck with the twat lips comment? Not cool.
You are talking smack about my bitches.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Of course you pay for him. Nasty girls with too much time on their hands cannot get guys like me to spoil them.
It'z yew! Oh hai! I'z an eedeeot for not knowing!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Hi AF! I know who you are, silly! :)
My IM is down. I installed some Beta version this morning, and it hasn't worked since. I'm uninstalling it now. Ugh!
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Only proles and their unwashed brethren are expected to change. You simply cannot ALTer this measure of excellence. It is not to be adulterated or victimized by petty chicanery. You loser bitches need to fucking shut up and bask in my greatness...now
Submitted by mishma on May 30, 2008 - 4:34pm
Liz is that you? You hot slut!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Mishma?
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Good, I'm glad I wasn't here.
OT: Angie looks HILARIOUS in that pic!!!
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
hi Skybitch (my fav invisibitch)......what a mess we have here.....ask TV who I am, I think he'll know, if you don't....(have to use a diff username because I am at a computer at work)
LA, just give it up already......why do you drive yourself and everyone nuts? Over Angie? I just don't get it.......
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on May 30, 2008 - 2:53pm.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
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Hold up there, Stock is practically already married to me! Yes, he has declared his undying snarky love to me and we just finished making sweet cyberlove together. He says I am more attractive to him than Theron and Beckinsale put together! We have a date later today for him to paint my toenails, at HIS request!
Damn, I missed the holy presence of MK and Mishy both in one thread, I am JELLUS.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Mishma you can haz kake and nom noms and cheezburger too! All hail ceiling cat!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
MK is on the Brangelina roller-coaster today, I see. Hold on to yer lug-nuts.
Heart Ang, what's up, girlie? You doing anything special this weekend?
-Didn't really care for a mighty heart but it wasn't terrible. It just seemed to be more about the widow rather than what happened to Daniel but I did actually cry in some parts.
Angelina looks amazing on this cover (Photoshop or not, ya can't deny the hot). Some women can pose with their mouths slightly open and not look like blithering numbnuts. Me? I look like a 'touched' when I pose with my mouth open that way. I either have to be smiling with my teefs or with a closed mouth, anything in between and I can hear banjos in the distance playing.
DDD, where you be, sexayyyyyyyy blondie thang, you?
I guess the crazy train is full steam ahead.
Nuttin' like a FRIEDay!
Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 30, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Well, that bottom line is -- I think that Angelina's accent in "A Mighty Heart" was pitiful. I do not give a damn how many reviewers like her performance -- to be it was BAD.
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Dog had a waz and I couldn't resist.
Her accent wasn't as bad as Brad's in Seven Years in Tibet. Do you think that's why they get the kids from overseas-to learn accents?
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 30, 2008 - 6:25pm.
I have changed as much as I needed to. I didn't call you a single name. While you've called me several. I didn't attack anyone personally. So you can think what you want, just because I am still gonna defend Angelina doesn't mean I have violated anything.
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You've used A LOT of profanity today. To wit:
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Whatever. I seriously doubt you saw the fucking movie but whatever. You're entitled to your fucking opinion. I have a problem with people lying. If she was gonna say the critics hated the movie then she should have been truthful about it. They didn't hate the movie and she lied or was mistaken and that was the fucking point I needed to make. Which I did.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY SENSE OF HUMOR AT ALL? OR ARE YOU A ROBOT 24/7?
Submitted by Nectar on May 30, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Only females would bicker like this. That is why you make less money. Flapping your twat lips.
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You sir, are my hero. May I subscribe to your newsletter, "the daily misogynist"?
Submitted by Nectar on May 30, 2008 - 4:32pm
Actually, I make more than my boyfriend and pay for his ass all the time. You, dear, are a stupid, uninformed misogynist who's obviously stuck in the sixties.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
IT R NOT MAH BIRFDAY! U R SAYIN I KIN HAZ CAKE? DONT LYE, DONT LYE TO MISHMA
Angelina wears army boots.
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But then again, what do I know?
Only females would bicker like this. That is why you make less money. Flapping your twat lips.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 30, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Well well well. Look what we have here....
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HOney, its been going on ALL DAY.
I am so freaking hot that I have not one, but two, two alts for the price of one. I have reached maximum greatness, lowly bitches, bow to me or I will make another alt, too late, nvm
Awwww. Feart Angelina ~ martyr for Angie.
I'z give yew lotz of nom nom nom nomz mishama! stay wif ceiling cat!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
all we need is about 10 more hatin' on HA posts and she'll be over the edge. Ready....GO!!
Feart Angelina, do you even have your GED?
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 30, 2008 - 6:25pm.
I have changed as much as I needed to. I didn't call you a single name. While you've called me several. I didn't attack anyone personally. So you can think what you want, just because I am still gonna defend Angelina doesn't mean I have violated anything.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
I am sry but I r lurkin in ur ceilings and I r not peased, I r greezn the chute 4 cheezburgers in teh basemint, o yesh, I r turnin basemintese
Well well well. Look what we have here....
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 4:26pm
I hadn't talked about you. I was talking to other people in case you couldn't see. Whatever, I'm ignoring you like I do other trolls.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Mishama no! Don't go to basement cat's side! Stay with ceiling cat side!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Laila on May 30, 2008 - 5:18pm.
The interview sounds like every other interview she's given. I feel like she has this script that she follows with every interview.
- OMG THANK YOU!
I notice it's the same selective verbage in all her interviews.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 30, 2008 - 6:24pm.
Only if you do the same.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Also LA/HA the only point you are making is that you have not changed. YOu are still the nasty person you were when you got banned. I had said that I didn't think you needed to be banned, but you change my opinion so easily. Stay gone. please.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Ok I got banned already, you all suck and I am hot. Worship me. I will now proceed to categorize you all as either "cunts", "bitches" or "cuntwhorebitches" carry on
Submitted by EyeRoll on May 30, 2008 - 6:20pm.
You and Irony should get a room. You have been all over it today.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 4:15pm
Hey stop talking about me. Don't you have better things to do like sry-humping your little Beowulf poster or something?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Fuckity, fuck fuck. Fuck.
There. Now I feel much better.
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But then again, what do I know?
THAT'S IT, I AM LEAVING. BETWEEN YOUR CRYPTIKAL CHEEZBURGER TALK AND INABILITY TO RECOGNIZE ANGELINA AS THE SECOND CUMMING I AM OUT OF HERE. YOU CAN TALK TO ME AT PEREZ. UNTIL I GET BANNED FROM THERE AND COME BACK HERE. THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY...SO, SO SORRY
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 3:15pm.
I have a problem with people lying.
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Again with the irony.
She looks alright I guess. Like a less pretty more santinized version of Raquel Welch in her hey day. The interview sounds like every other interview she's given. I feel like she has this script that she follows with every interview. Make deep sound comments about pregnancy/parenting. Check. Make deep sounding comments about Brad and their relationship. Check. Discuss "the issues". Check. Really push the earth mother thing. Check. There's nothing especially interesting or spontaneous about her interviews.
Submitted by Clio on May 30, 2008 - 6:14pm.
Who said I was back???
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Oh Hai... I'z smart and I'z booteeful and I'z an aaarteeste... I'z betta than all yew lolee hoomanz
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 30, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Whatever. I seriously doubt you saw the fucking movie but whatever. You're entitled to your fucking opinion. I have a problem with people lying. If she was gonna say the critics hated the movie then she should have been truthful about it. They didn't hate the movie and she lied or was mistaken and that was the fucking point I needed to make. Which I did.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
LA, I thought you weren't coming back. What gives?
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Monkeypox--nothing was directed at you love. Sorry if the missed word in the post made it seem that way.
I refuse to see troy. Any moved based upon the Illiad that doesn't have GODS in it is total utter tripe. The gods make the story happen, and routinley intervene. I would have given myself an anerysm if I watched that movie. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
OK, I'm gonna do. I am going to put A Mighty Fart on my netflix queue.
Let ME be the judge of the Count Chocula accent.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
I RENTED "A MIGHTY HEART" AND DID NOT WATCH IT BEFORE IT WAS DUE. I AM SO ASHAMED. WHERE DO I TURN IN MY CARD? I BETTER GO TO A BA MEETING, BITCHES
Submitted by mishma on May 30, 2008 - 3:06pm.
LOL I were kidding...I had to be the first to say it was Joni :)
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Oh, a show off, eh?
Yeah, me, too. :)
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.