Friday, May 30th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Angie On Vanity Fair
Holy Zahara! I think this is my 5th Brangie post of the day. I'm getting closer (not really) to my goal of 20 and then I just know something epic is going to happen. Lighting will strike me or Jello will announce the triumphant return of Jello-1-2-3.
Maddox's mommy made the cover of July's Vanity Fair. Thousands of copies will probably be covered in Brangalooie genital fluids by the end of the month. Besides her hypnotic chichis, I'm not into it. Kelly LeBrock did this look better in the 80s.
Visit Vanity Fair to read some quotes from the interview.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 30, 2008 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by S_G on May 30, 2008 - 4:01pm.
I reserve judgment on anything else in her life because I live in a big ass glass house.
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Well then I highly recommend that you dress in the basement.
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Okay, that was some funny shit right there. *takes deep drink of voddie*
Bu then, I've been drinking since 7 am.........
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Heart Angelina I feel like maybe we could be friends. I have passes to Seaworld. I am inviting you to hang out and watch Shamu with me. I know you will say no, but at least I am extending my arm in friendship.
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Submitted by S_G on May 30, 2008 - 4:01pm.
I reserve judgment on anything else in her life because I live in a big ass glass house.
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Well then I highly recommend that you dress in the basement.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Oh EEG!
I never go to forums. They skeer me. I have been kind of out of the loop lately anyway, so I didn't know!
I am diplomatically bowing out of the controversy. I just wondered.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
mishma: My 4 year-old daughter just saw your avatar and now she wants to put underwear on my cat. LOL!
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by zomay on May 30, 2008 - 4:07pm.
I have been to ESPN.com and those message boards argue all day over shit like Tom Brady's balls.
hahaha. As in "footballs"?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
to kiwi kim and to missy...
thank you for nicely answering me. :)
boy did I feel silly having missed that. (there was some drama going on over here though)
I wonder if the article is kind of like the picture on the cover.
the photo is very pretty, but if I just glimpsed it I might think it was another pretty person. her personality didn't survive photoshop. all I can think is due to her pregnancy they slimmed her face etc and it is so hard to do something so extensive and make it subtle. they did suceed in making her perfect.
all the quotes seem really condescending. does she really mean them like that? or does her personality not come across?
I think angelina (and many other hollywood types) is always playing a role with the public. but people can see through it so it hurts her as much as it helps her. possibly. obviously I have no idea how she really is.
I will be grateful when she finally has the babies...
@Dx3
I started it in the forum when I got sick and tired of not being able to post on a brangie thread. The proverbial straw that broke the camels back was a death threat. And she wasn't joking. Dlist serves us all in a certain way IMO (I told MK he should charge us hos for psychotherapy) and she just doesn't seem to understand that concept.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
I so sux at photoshop. i can't even figure out how to change the colors. but at least i could do this much. looks like a 3-year old did it.
DD: BWAHAHAHAHA!
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
LA- since you said you are beautiful, I am kind of curious what you look like. Obviously you don't have to post a pic, but can you describe yourself? I'm not trying to be an ass, I am just interested to know.
@EEG:
I didn't know there was a petition, nor that you were the driving force. See? I told you I was out of the loop.
I know she ruffles feathers, but she isn't causing any actual harm. Not like she's posting personal info or humiliating other posters and she IS being on her best behavior.
I just say let's let it all go. I come to Dlisted to ESCAPE drama.
Love all you HWORES!
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 6:07pm.
You be all artisting.
It's so HWAT!
ps. i would change me avie but I ♥ The Brad more than I hate Skeletina.
pss. and I ♥ the hwores here, except HALA, HALA needs to defend the ironic force of irony in order to maintain their erroneous irony.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
WELL I FOR ONE AM OFFENDED, I MEAN, I LIVE TO BE INSULTED BY GREATNESS, EVERYDAY, HOURLY IF I CAN GET IT.
EEG...
No worries. ♥♥
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But then again, what do I know?
Whores,
When I started that fucking petition to get rid of this deluded POS, I felt bad about ruining the flow of dlisted. I sent an email to MK apologizing for said interruptness of his site. His answer was don't worry about it whore.
Point:
Clearly I was not the one who needed to apologize.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 6:54pm.
Whats yours???
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My definition of back would be posting on the threads. I was under the impression that you no longer wanted to post after your previous name was banned.
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 30, 2008 - 4:06pm.
DiamondDawg:
You are an ARTIST!
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Gosh, TripleD! I've been waiting to hear that ALL MY LIFE! You just made my day! ;-)
<3
Nectar on May 30, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Only females would bicker like this. That is why you make less money. Flapping your twat lips.
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Thats not true. I have been to ESPN.com and those message boards argue all day over shit like Tom Brady's balls.
Well Triscuit I have been busy building my Angelina shrine, watching Intervention and hot gluing costumes for Mr Snuggleboots. I need a vacay...*opening bottle of Popov* ah it's like..home
DiamondDawg:
You are an ARTIST!
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
...@DD and the Sluts,
...LMFAO - you all are on top of your game tonight!...ggggrrrrr!!!.....eatin' lightnin' and crappin' thunder!...
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 4:04pm.
It's got that "ransom note" vibe to it.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
@MISHMA:
Well, I am drunk as fuck, but I can't speak for all Irish.
Bwahahahhahhahaha!
Of COURSE they're all drunk. Shit.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by Sheeps on May 30, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 4:01pm.
can you guys see my new av?
I need to learn how to use Photoshop, too.
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Geez, sheeps, its not like i'm an expert or anything. I mean, doesn't it look like I etch-a-sketched??
The Irish talk to God cuz they are drunk *hic* it's like he's right here in mah living room right now, bitches, no wait, who is that...NO U CAN'T HAVE EVICTION MR FURLEY
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 4:01pm.
can you guys see my new av?
I need to learn how to use Photoshop, too.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
can you guys see my new av? its no longer the laughing dinasaur.
I encourage you ALL to borrow it and USE it. LIKE RIGHT NOW.
I don't understand all the hate for this woman...but whatever.
I am not an Angieloonie, and I don't care enough about it to get into some retarded e fight, but I just don't get the all the bashing of her.
Regarding her looks...
I don't care what anyone says or how much plastic surgery she has had, Angelina is a gorgeous woman. She was gorgeous before any surgery, and she is gorgeous now. I reserve judgment on anything else in her life because I live in a big ass glass house.
(It's a lovely house too!...Come on over, I have cupcakes)
Submitted by mishma on May 30, 2008 - 6:41pm.
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Holy Crap!!! Where the fuck you been??
Nice to see you♥♥♥
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
Submitted by mishma on May 30, 2008 - 5:57pm.
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My dear, there's an old saying about why the Irish talk so much to God. It's kind of the same sentiment.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Mishma ~ just seemed like you were talking to yourself
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Well, of course darling, if I want to talk to my equal, the only person who understands and can command the respect the way that I am accustomed to, I simply must....create another alter, I mean but really.
I r being satirikal, i can haz cake now?
My favorite part in Napoleon Dynamite is when Uncle Rico grabs Kip's steak and flings it at Napoleon. Totally nails him and he falls off the bike. GOSH!
Submitted by Clio on May 30, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Whats yours???
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
"artists" ha ha ha. That's funny.
Mishma ~ just seemed like you were talking to yourself
http://lolcats.com/view/10040/
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Who said I was back???
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Come again? What exactly is your definition of "back?"
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
I'm frankly shocked Our Holy Angelina of the Lord has not jumped on the Save Chinese Quake orphans bank-wagon yet.
I'm also shocked-
*She hasn't tried to date the Dali Lama.
*She hasn't tatooed Brad's face on her ass.
*Diamonds haven't been mined from her deep cleavage.
*She didn't show up at the SATC premier with rotten eggs to throw at the consumerist tarts.
*Love Angelina has not petitioned the Pope for Angelina's Sainthood citing a long list of holier than thou deeds including undergoing plastic surgery for the benefit of the movie going public.
Ahahahaha. Nectar- This is why I let the argument with you about race go. I knew you would eventually out yourself as the racist, misogynistic troll that you are.
I didn't realize "artists" like Angie and Brad were the only ones who valued art, music, and culture in their children's lives!
How insulting.
Submitted by anorexicfatty on May 30, 2008 - 3:35pm.
LA, just give it up already......why do you drive yourself and everyone nuts? Over Angie? I just don't get it.......
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She has to DEFEND Angelina, that's why.
SHE HAS TO!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 3:29pm.
just because I am still gonna defend Angelina
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defend Angelina
Makes me LAFF every single time.
defend Angelina; what a concept
too too much
I now officially hate this fake-ass loser more than I hate Paris Hilton. She's calling herself an "artist" now??? Ahhahahhaaha! What kind of "artist" would that be, other than a bullshit artist? The only artists in this crazy Hollywood brat's life are the makeup artists and photoshoppers from that magazine cover, and her plastic surgeon. She is either completely off her rocker, insane/deluded, or she is just very, very dumb and actually believes what she says.
Submitted by anorexicfatty on May 30, 2008 - 3:39pm.
As did "schlepp."
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
She looks like a Vegas stripper. Too much plastic.
Great, now we have TWO trolls here!
(Not you, AF!)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by Nectar on May 30, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Of course you pay for him. Nasty girls with too much time on their hands cannot get guys like me to spoil them.
Aww. Somebody needs a hug with an axe handle on the other end. (((<----)))
Submitted by Nectar on May 30, 2008 - 4:39pm
Oh sweetie. I have too much, what's it called? Self Esteem. That's it... too much self esteem to date "sugar daddies' who prolly need to pay to get women's attention anyway. Good bye!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by Nectar on May 30, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Of course you pay for him. Nasty girls with too much time on their hands cannot get guys like me to spoil them.
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God I love it when you talk "redneck" to me, hurry, go get our Confederate Flag down from the mailbox, this girl is HORNY
Dawnie, I think Nectar is trying to be con-tro-ver-shall.
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But then again, what do I know?