Friday, May 30th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Angie On Vanity Fair
Holy Zahara! I think this is my 5th Brangie post of the day. I'm getting closer (not really) to my goal of 20 and then I just know something epic is going to happen. Lighting will strike me or Jello will announce the triumphant return of Jello-1-2-3.
Maddox's mommy made the cover of July's Vanity Fair. Thousands of copies will probably be covered in Brangalooie genital fluids by the end of the month. Besides her hypnotic chichis, I'm not into it. Kelly LeBrock did this look better in the 80s.
Visit Vanity Fair to read some quotes from the interview.
I think she looks hot
Are some of you blind? She looks AWFUL!
She pisses me off to no end........but I have got to be an honest person, and she looks smokin HAWT!!!!!!!!! Maybe because her GodForSaken Prison Tattoos are not visible...........that must be it!!!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
GO Angie!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
I had a fat lock once. But I tugged it so much, it became a forelock.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
And suddenly Angelina became a woman ! Boobies, red lipstick and fat locks?!! She never did that, ever! Wow 30s must suck like hell, for her.. it started...early
I think the last person who needs red lipstick is Angie Jo. Red is a great color for the thin-lipped or the lip-challenged. On Angie, it makes her lips look like they will float off her head and attack us in the night.
Its sad, she shouldn't need all that photoshopping at her age. Her mouth looks scary.
This looks a LOT like a Cosmo cover from the 80s... unfortunately, Gia didn't look this good on her last infamous cover.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
The pair recently moved into the Miraval Estate villa in the French hamlet of Correns, in the Provence region, according to the mayor and a local inn owner. Traditionally, the region has lured tourists mostly for rock-climbing excursions on the rolling hills of the verdant region and leisurely strolls in its quaint medieval villages.
Mayor Michael Latz trumpets Correns as France's first town where all locally grown produce is organic — and his villagers teem with pride about that reputation, and seem mostly amused about the invasion of Hollywood buzz.
"I like to joke that I'm happy to be able to contribute to the image of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, because Correns is so well known," Mayor Michael Latz said with a smile outside the ochre-colored town hall.
Latz said that Tom Bove, an American businessman who owns Miraval, recently told him that Jolie and Pitt had agreed to a three-year lease on the property, known for producing high-quality organic wine. The couple is "in the process of moving in," said Latz, adding that he hadn't met them and knew nothing about whether Jolie had given birth or not.
(News.Yahoo.com 5-31-08)
I like it because it reminds me of my mom's Cosmo magazines from back in the 80's. That magazine back then was like the Sex and the City for my generation.
Kelly LeBrock? she's ugly and her lips are like ScarJo or Kim Bassinger. Angelina's lips are different. It's not about big but their SHAPE. Her eyes are stunning. The fashion sites are drooling over this cover. Give me La Jolie instead of Miley Cyrus, Demi Moore or Jen Aniston any day!
I am surprised she isn't baring her big ole twin belly!
"Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 6:56pm.
My favorite part in Napoleon Dynamite is when Uncle Rico grabs Kip's steak and flings it at Napoleon. Totally nails him and he falls off the bike."
LOL!!! Me too. "WATCH THIS!" *thwack*
Back on topic, I love coming in here first thing in the morning (I'm a "morning person", always up early, can't help it), and sipping my first cup of coffee while reading some of what transpired late in the evening (or really EARLY into the morning) from the night before, on the AJ threads.
That being said, can't wait to get this issue! Beats the hell out of getting one with Madonna's face on it! Or Robert Kennedy's. Those were BO-RING covers and BO-RING articles!
And....good morning, sluts!
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
She's lost her looks. Sad.
I have to say that when BBT thinks you are a nutcase, you might be in need of counseling. However, I will not be the pot chastising the kettle. That's just me.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
You know you're BEYOND batshit crazy when Mr. Billy Bob Thornton thinks you're batshit crazy. Pretty sure he's the original psycho standard bearer.
I want to know what color and brand of lipstick she is wearing...........WOW!!!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by James Haven on May 30, 2008 - 9:43pm.
James Haven did her makeup. You bitches, like?
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James Haven, we like everything about you!
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
where's that pregnancy glow i hear so much about? this is not a good picture of angie...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Is that a new tatoo?
What does it say?
I can barely read it.
After those twins are born she'll be able to tuck those boobs into her pants.
James Haven did her makeup. You bitches, like?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Not her best look,I don't like it either.Her boobs on the other hand look awesome!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 30, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 30, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Yet Grendel's mom apparently wears heels. Odd, huh?
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Is that some smartitude from Mr. Fuzzy Smarty McSmartSmart cuz I admit je ne comprend pas...Somes y'all DListed ho's just got a higher smartitude than me, y'all...'splain...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by riverchic on May 30, 2008 - 6:39pm.
That Shauna Sand: such a tigress.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Sheeps:
"Yet Grendel's mom apparently wears heels. Odd, huh?"
I don't think Grendel's mom "wears" them - I think they're actually part of her feet. Ya know - like Shauna Sand's heels.
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 30, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Yet Grendel's mom apparently wears heels. Odd, huh?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I'll take all the boobs, please.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
LEAVE LOVES ANGELINA ALOOOONE...I'm a tiger Chrissy Cocker knock off who loves LOVES ANGELINA...Seriously, if the zoo will permit, I will pose with wax lips and a black wig to beg DListers to leave LOVES ANGELINA ALOOOOOONE....Wait, can I also pose in Lucite heels...I know Angie doesn't wear them, but they make me feel "more like a woman"....;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 30, 2008 - 8:21pm.
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I love how you call your hub(?)Pudge.It is so friggin' cute!
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
Eek! Is that supposed to be Angelina Jolie? This is an entire different person. Are you sure this isn't Latoya Jackson?
This should be under "The Photoshop Horrors" category. What nose job number is this anyway? #9th? WTF?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Pudge prefers white wine but if we run out he will drink the red so I hide it underneath my girls.
My red wine.
Not his.
Mine.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
...@ Dawnie:
...I'd go for perky B cups too, but sadly even the small droop in their own way....oh well, hike those babies up and go on proudly, I say...
Submitted by mahaatma on May 30, 2008 - 7:14pm.
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Darling, saggy noonies, no matter how nice they were in their heyday are a sad, indisputable fact of life. I would rather have perky B cups, trust. They don't succumb like D's.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
....@ Mr.s K:
...both nipples, I bet!....bitch would never know what hit her!...
....@ Dawnie x 3:
... I'd take boobily blessed over boobily challenged any day - perky or not....lucky Sluts!...
Submitted by mahaatma on May 30, 2008 - 5:06pm.
...@ Mrs. K:
...I'm betting your boobs could beat up her boobs any day....
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with one nipple tied behind my back!
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Yeah,like Mrs. K and Angie, I have always been boobily blessed, but the ladies are not as perky as one they were.
Although the gravity does have it's perks. I can carry spare change and car keys beneath them and never worry "Now where did I leave those darned keys?"
Gravity gives me saggy lemons, I make saggy lemonade! It's a gift.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
...@ Mrs. K:
...I'm betting your boobs could beat up her boobs any day....
Her boobs scare me.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
thanks forever now.
Submitted by zomay on May 30, 2008 - 3:36pm.
If you guys go to Sea World, take a picture for me. 2 birds, 1 stone.
....*singing koom buy yah*....or however you spell it....and drinking and LMAO!...bravo Sluts!...
kathleen.tamara no honest to god I am not poking fun at you. I just wanted to write something nice.
BRADI!! Have a lovely weekend.
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 30, 2008 - 4:30pm.
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There's a little slap and tickle in it for you (or anyone) if you can tell me the origin of that pop culture reference.
On your mark, get set...
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
t& diamonddawg...
if you go to the third menu (i think it is called image) you will find where to edit master and that will let you mess around with your rgb or cmyk values. or you could go to layers and choose add a color layer and make that layer whatever color you want and set the tranparency to about 20. I think green would be purty. I miss photoshop. (sniffle)
Either that or I'm a self-referential twat...wait I'm one anyway.
Sheeps :)
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zomay on May 30, 2008 - 6:29pm.
Heart Angelina I feel like maybe we could be friends. I have passes to Seaworld. I am inviting you to hang out and watch Shamu with me. I know you will say no, but at least I am extending my arm in friendship.
- you're so cute. xo
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by zomay on May 30, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Ha Zomay- Is that poking fun at me? I would really like to know what she looks like, and I am not sure how to find out other than to ask * really * nicely.