Monday, June 2nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 30th!
Ewww...is this really what Clay Gaykin's sperm looks like under a micro-scope?!? - Perezs Nemesis
Runners-up:
As the pig gave birth, it became all too clear that the farmer had been doing more than feeding her slop during barn time. - Hoozer
You'd be pissed off too if everyone kept trying to tie your nose in a knot! - NitWitty
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Elliot told reporters, "when I'm in here, I feel just like everyone else. No one judges me because of my one hugely deformed testicle."
I've heard of hungry gaping assholes in the gay community, but never of one so hungry that it ate it's owner.
the boil that killed anna nicole smith
Dear Rudolph,
You asshole! I told you that wasn't mashed carrots, it was Britney's twat! You get 3 days paternity leave.
-Santa
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Jeez, Maddox will do anything to keep Angie from brads balls. Even turn his father inside out in his own balls!
Ewww...is this really what Clay Gaykin's sperm looks like under a micro-scope?!?
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
Farted in a wetsuit.
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
@ohmy, damn, didnt see yours!! :o)
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Latest CNN headline: Brad Pitt's balls escaped from Angelina Jolie.
That weeble wobbled and went down, and he's pissed about it!
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Looks like one of Phoebe Price's fugly earrings is making a break for it.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Lance me, Lance me NOW!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
This is what a zit looks like on Orange Oprah close-up.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Submitted by memccauley6 on May 30, 2008 - 10:52am.
Arturo the Aqua Boy
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Geek Love ♥
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
this is what it will look like when lindsay lohan gives birth
save a heart, break a penis.
A fortune cookie Sharon Stone got after a Chinese meal.
Cirque du Sol Retard
*Smile Bitches*
Arturo the Aqua Boy
Mexico has finally run out of dogs for their tacos and now serve up naive American tourists. They are called Muchacho Bell Grandes.
Does my red nose make me look fat?
*Smile Bitches*
The Oompa Loompa Pod Birth.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Grilled Squeeze
*Smile Bitches*
BREAKING NEWS....Brit Brit's cheeto-stained butt implant flees cheeks..gives birth to world's ugliest penis head
Pop me goddamn it POP MEEEEE!!
*Smile Bitches*
Jeeze! And I worried the last time I strained too hard and burst a blood vessel in my eye?
Whitney's Doodie Bubble Revealed
*Smile Bitches*
"Don't let the sun, devore me,
Though I search myself, it's only head I see.."
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
That's what you get for fucking Paris Hilton, dumbass!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Im here LIVE from the scene of Angelina Jolie giving birth in France!
Brit brit's wet cheeto dream!!