Monday, June 2nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 30th!
Ewww...is this really what Clay Gaykin's sperm looks like under a micro-scope?!? - Perezs Nemesis
Runners-up:
As the pig gave birth, it became all too clear that the farmer had been doing more than feeding her slop during barn time. - Hoozer
You'd be pissed off too if everyone kept trying to tie your nose in a knot! - NitWitty
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What Brit Brit's Cheeto farts look like, screaming to come out.
When scuba diving, NEVER ask someone to pull your finger...
~Sir Kevinalot~
The fortune cookie says that is NOT a gin blossom
They always said the birthing video would make you cry... *tear*
<3-ang!
The orange blob from outer space can take you in the ass, and assimilate you, at the same time!
woody harrelson's 40-day fast gone bad...or wait, good...or...oh fuck it...
This one looks like brad, the next one will look like Angelina.
Portable dutch oven
Madonna spread her legs again and out fell an ex lover/back up dancer.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Not Again! Someone Quick!!! Give Suri her bottle!!!!
The birth of Suri Cruise...don't worry, the placenta is haute couture!
Oh NO!!!! Woody Harreldson's 40 day fasting to a turn for the worst.
www.myspace.com/raul_rules
Its a bright idea by Discover card!
Hollywood's Dermatologist to the Stars rues the day he accepted Cheetos-loving Britney Spears as a patient.
Rosie O'Donnell giving birth...it's a boy!
~Sir Kevinalot~
Help! Slipped when putting on my orange crush flavored condom!
For even MORE attention, Michael Lohan demonstrates how he covered his ass in the joint.
Paris Hilton's diaphragm makes a run for it!
Hey kids!
Meet the newest Pokemon: InsaneBaldRepublikachu!
Sam hated the taste of fortune cookies, so he decided to let the fortune cookie taste him for a change.
This is why you never speak ill of Oprah...she'll turn you into a Bosu ball and do pilates on your ass.
A cocaine-fueled man's head and fist coming out of a stretchy dayglo orange mass? This must be the lost LiLo sextape.
I know you want me to wear a condom, but I can't even move in this thing.
This is why you should never pop a pimple.
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Kinky as a cheap garden hose.
The re-birth of the B-52's
It's the new mascot for popthatzit.com!
Visual proof that K-Fed really does have super sperm. It can even pass through Brit Brit's cheeto covered condoms.
Nich Carter missing for months and presumed dead..was found trapped inside a large boil on Paris Hilton's vulva..his family is thrilled..Nick..erm..not so much.
Aah, the power of cheese
Behold the power of cheese
Brangelina's baby wasn't twins after all.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Britney's perfect man
See!? I told you! Even Paris' warts can't stand her!
It ain't easy being cheesy.
This is what paris hilton's herpes look like once a month.
So this is how assholes are born...
The adult Sean Preston recass his Cheeto-infested childhood as inspiration for his performance art.
What? You've never seen a constipated turtle before! *%#@*!
One of Paris' eggs escaping to Mexico to avoid contact with Benji's man juice
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He is a fag, he is a carrot, he is a former stick (look at old photos) and he is going to die of a brain tumor in less than 2 yrs...
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I'm not impressed, when this guy figures out how to use plastic grocery bags as fuel... maybe I'll take a second look.
Jim Carrey can even overact a bug bite.
Fuck you, Pacman! You'll never eat me!
Tired of being type-cast as the lonely grouch, Hugh Laurie dives back into comedy, with less than stellar results.
With the recession hitting F-list celebrities especially hard, Randy Quaid attempts to revive his career with "The Fried Egg Chronicles."
Bet he wishes right about now he hadn't stuck her on a toilet for two years.
Close up of the zits on britbrit's face.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Packman was really hungry.
Exclusive pictures of Katie Holmes new "baby bump"-tonight on ET.
MI4: Tom Cruise traps Jason Beghe in a Crazy CO$ Bubble(TM).
p.s. i love you mr beghe!!!
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum