Monday, June 2nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 30th!
Ewww...is this really what Clay Gaykin's sperm looks like under a micro-scope?!? - Perezs Nemesis
Runners-up:
As the pig gave birth, it became all too clear that the farmer had been doing more than feeding her slop during barn time. - Hoozer
You'd be pissed off too if everyone kept trying to tie your nose in a knot! - NitWitty
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He is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---"AffluentBachelors.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
Congrats Nitwitty, Hoozer and PerezsN, funny clowns!! :o)
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
hahahahahahaha nitwitty that's hilarious...good one.
http://www.Uniformedcupid.com - Date someone who really understands the word 'commitment' on the best Free Online military dating site!.
Weeee thank you thank you...my first win evah!
Ginger sperm...get your red hot ginger sperm! (that was going to be my second choice for caption)
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
Submitted by NitWitty on June 2, 2008 - 7:09am.
The drinking just triggers hot flashes.
Congrats, PN and Hoozer, you funny sluts! Thanks, guys! I'd say you made me blush, but we all know it's just the effects of the booze.
Congrats slutties! Yay MK got drunk enough to find me funny! YAY!!!
Congrats to all the winning funnies.
Nitwitty, you funny girl.
Doesn't this entitle you to get a .50 cent off coupon for toilet paper or something?
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Yaaaaay, Nitty! You crack me up daily. Congrats to fellow winners, too.
Congrats to my girl Nitwitty! Shakin' my breasticles at ya!
http://www.intimatemingle.com
I have viewed many of their hooott videos and photos at~~~((((~~I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m~~~))))~~where many fans are together, also i'v meet kinds of black and white single men who are hunger for true love online :)
Kiefer Sutherland liked to dress up in a turtle suit for Julia Roberts. She'd play vet and take his temp anally. He only pretended it hurt.
OMG...PLease Ms. SPears, britney, brit brit...Don't eat meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mwaah ha ha ha haaaaa! Looks like somebody forgot to use the foam w/their diaphram!!
Better hope you don't get this fortune cookie!!
No longer content to wave dead fetus posters at passersby, religious zealots have now taken up acting out partial birth abortions.
**peering into microscope** Ah, so THATs what a herpes outbreak looks like!
Okay, I'm never doin tequila shots again! Last night I dreamnt Jack Nicholson's sperm broke through my diaphram and knocked me up.
Bite Me Bitches
"Thats what I get for wishing I could lick my own ass."
Aw, finally a pinata for Jen Aniston.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
http://www.intimatemingle.com
what a joke! someone just PSed his pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous dating site~~(((((~ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e . c o m ~))))~, a site for interracial romance, interracial relationship... so he is said to seek an extramarital relationship with a white model there! lol
The surgical team counted all the surgical instruments when finishing the latest implants on Pam Anderson, but forgot to count the surgical team! He has finally "busted" through!
after lindsay and sam get married, lindsay will bear their children - just don't tell her she has to stay away from the tanning bed!
Sheyla Hershey's future breast implant.
The birthing of lil Akin
Jessica Simpson's chin pre-Proactiv gave new meaning to the word 'whitehead.'
The new entry at the Suicide Guide's top 3:
1. Sleeping pills
2. Hanging
3. Dressing up like a Cheeto and waiting outside Britney's house.
Wow. I'd never actually seen an Air Biscuit until now.
The next bright idea from Discover!
Now that's what I call a "turtle head pokin' out"
Isn't this when the Oompa Loompas come out?
The REAL James and the Giant Peach.
Sarah Jessica Parker's chin wart finally makes a break for it. FREEDOM!
Britney's diaphragm.
I love cheesy poofs
You love cheesy poofs
If we didn't eat cheesy poofs
We'd be lame.
(I'm talking Night Court in it's 5th season lame.)
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Finally! The irrefutable truth that Clay Gayken was actually the egg donor instead of the purported sperm donor.
Just prior to her arrest for living in the man's closet, the Japanese woman tried to tell police that a weird man was living in his ass, but no one believed her.
tom cruise quickly regretted his decision to eat brit-brits placenta, as it tasted like a mixture of pure twinkies, frappachinos and cheetos.
Bubble gives birth to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Asshole
Chee-To-Poo
3ft. 250lbs.
Special Power: Mind controlling Cheeto jizz.
Sure to defeat Jigglypuff and Charmander!!
*chola que chula*
I've always heard 2 pretties make an ugly but I didn't believe it until I saw Branglina's first twin.
Some of these balloon animals are starting to look so life like.
No stupid! You are supposed to put the balloon of cocaine UP your ass.
Alexis Arquette lends her condoms to help the homeless find shelter.
Knock-knock, [who's there?], orange, [orange who?], orange you glad you can't smell my fart?
~Sir Kevinalot~
Howie Mandel has gone from silly to just weird.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
This was just a fart. It's when he takes a giant shit that you all have something to fear.
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dass,
Like Tom Cruise, I've got my head up my ass.
I'm on warped carpet; my head has a red tip with detectable teeth; I'm surrounded by a big, orange, bald sack--I must be an articulated description of what you'd encounter during intercourse with Paris.
~Sir Kevinalot~