False Alarm!
This is a continuation to this and this post. Let's try and get the Brangie related posts up to 20 today! If this happens, the sky will suck us in, ending our misery once and for all. So....that woman who is knocked up with twins didn't give birth this week after all. Well, that's if you believe her spokeswhore.
They told People, "Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France."
In case you were doing something better (anything is better) and missed the rumors, Angie supposedly popped out Jesus and Buddha in France earlier this week. The rumor was that she named them Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. This is not true. I think. Ugh. I don't know who to believe?
Maddox! Tell me what to think. I need your guidance. It was probably Maddox that tricked the press in the first place. He blamed it on Shiloh.
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Their HEEEERE,now AP and Reuters.... What gives? M.K must be on vacay.....
Aw, the Frech press just got a little too excited and pre-ejaculated. Happens to the best of us.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
ET just reported an hour ago that she gave birth today.....
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 30, 2008 - 1:30pm.
- Next he'll be emailing Brad's secret sexy George pics.
Hi HWORE!
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then it'll be sexytime with the clooney clips!
hi SlUTTIFUL!
Can HA/LA/whatever other Sybil
personalities are there,
freakin' chill with the People shit.
Christ, it's not like you are coming outta
Angie Jo's vagine! She's having TWO and
neither one of them are you! Twins not
Triplets you thorazine queeen.
does this mean i have to blow out the candles and stop chanting?
BRANGELINA WAWTCH!
People?
How hard you feel the times of not care?
Monster bitch can lick soft part of others ass!
Ass not of mine! Not let near ass of mine.
Crazy in thinking we gives fucks, but no. no not !
Seriously who gives a fuck? Honestly, there are way more important things going on in the world, like STRANGERS LIVING IN YOUR CLOSETS!!!! That shit is scary... (yeah, I know you were thinking I was going to mention China... but I'm not CNN dammit)
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 12:44pm.
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Psst. Ricki Lake is a HE.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Yes she is triple D. I think Ricki Lake was funnier when she was LA1, triple D I don't think you ever ad the pleasure of meeting LA1. She was like FLA.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Dx3...sorry BUT duh!
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Lolo lives in boswalla bootie!
OMG!
FLA is LoLo?
*bwahahahhahahaaa*
*dies*
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
FLA:
Where you been? Long time no see!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
This is another publicity stunt the Brangelina pull to get more press.
They have movies to promote and that's their style.
FLA,
Throw us some of that moster cheese whore wizdom, Dogg!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
AJ should be 7 month prego. Maybe all the Botox and lip injections forced them to be born premature.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Believe People, MK. Just submit and believe them. People Magazine got it right...they always do.
Sound like Devil!
Submitt MK, Drink Koolaide Jim Jomes Style MK!
Go toward light times Carrol Anne!
NO!
HATE JOLIE TIMES!
break up my love my self in pants times while watch Bo Buchanan!
Believe People, MK. Just submit and believe them. People Magazine got it right...they always do.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Ok can this please be the last Jolie story for the day? The rumors and lies are all getting to be a bit much. People magazine will have the full story when there is one - hell, they'll probably be in the delivery room taking snapshots of this very unique experience ( sarcasm)!
Oh, goodness!. I'm like sooo relieved to read this wonderful news. I was like sooo worried about Angelina Jolie's birthing of her blobs, I wasn't able to eat, sleep or stuff. Thanks for the piece of mind, MK. Hopefully this will help me gain a higher level of mental yoga. Waiting for her to pop her privileged blobs is so stressful.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 30, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Like so many other peons who must actually work, I couldn't care less when this no-talent heifer drops her load.
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LOL. I was thinking the same thing.
YesterdaysTrashQueen on May 30, 2008 - 12:28pm.
that Maddox and his blackberry
are causing certain mayhem, fo sho!
- Next he'll be emailing Brad's secret sexy George pics.
Hi HWORE!
XXO
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Sheeps on May 30, 2008 - 12:23pm.
I heard there was no room at the inn.
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That's cuz it's full of those horney lil' pigs and sheeps!
Dat's another thing I love about this place. You'll be the first to post that some bitches were lying, instead of ignoring it *coughPerezcough*
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
that Maddox and his blackberry
are causing certain mayhem, fo sho!
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
I don't really give a shit either way. Brad and Angelina are both boring now --- to me at least. But, I *LOVE* reading these threads because SOME people get so bent out of shape and chaos ensues.
By the way, spokeswhores are notorious liars.
I don't give a fuck one way or another, but just because the spokeswhore claims AJ didn't get sliced open and had her pop tarts taken out --- doesn't mean it's true or faux.
Jesus and Buddha
LMAO!
Who gives a fuck.
She probably planned the rumors anyway, Cannes is over and she needs it to be all about her, still.
Hwore.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Like so many other peons who must actually work, I couldn't care less when this no-talent heifer drops her load.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Aw Maddox!!! I'll forgive any Brangelina post if it only has pics of Maddox or Zahara!!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I heard there was no room at the inn.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
how the hell do these rumours even get started? Who sat there and came up with those names? this whole thing is so stupid
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Yes, but did she have her bloody show? We need to know FACTS, GD it!
or maybe, the sky will just suck us in, and we'll wake up 24 hours ago, and have to relive this day over and over again, like some crazy donnie darko shit
Well, she DID pop in to tell us this, earlier, MK.
James Haven, where ARE you?
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.