I'll Be Watching You
Go check your closet right now because there could be a ho living in there and you don't even know it!
A 57-year-old dude in Japan knew something in the milk wasn't clean when food started disappearing from his kitchen. He decided to figure out what the hell was going on by installing video cameras in the home where he lived alone.
The video cameras caught someone walking around when he wasn't around. The man immediately called the po po. They searched his home and found a 58-year-old woman living in one of his closets. The police said the woman got a mattress and a couple of plastic bottles into the tiny space. I'm guessing the plastic bottles were for pee pee times.
The woman was arrested. She told police she had nowhere else to live. The po po think she lived there for about a year, but not for the whole time. They think she was closet-hopping from joint to joint.
This is my ultimate nightmare come true! This is some Grudge shit!
Wait, maybe there's some creepy bitch living in my apartment and I don't know it. A whole box of Oreos seems to go missing around 11pm every night.... It's the closet witch! By "closet witch" I mean my stomach. That sneaky mofo.
Thanks Shy
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@Momsword. I moved in w/my a friend when I was 17. Her parents left us the house and all we had to pay were utilities. One day the two cop cars pulled up and started banging on our front door and went thru the back fence. We were crapping ourselves. Apparently, before her parents moved her younger brother planted pot all along the back fence line behind other trees and they grew up and over the fence. Try explaing that one!
Submitted by Aphid on May 30, 2008 - 12:30pm.
I took MK's advice and looked around. I found a huge, smelly guy's ass in one of my closets! Turns out it's just the bf looking for a sock.
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LMFAO!
How are you doin' today,Ma?☻
I'll go out on a limb here and say all we dlisters will be having nightmares tonight, if we can sleep at all. This is some scary shit.
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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.
I can't even fucking SEE the picture, so um, I'm not scared...
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by missy on May 30, 2008 - 12:41pm.
now THAT is a good idea. i bet you, me, and a bunch of other dlisters could shack up there for years without being found!! we can get maddox on our side so he can bring us food and heroin when AJ decides to indulge.
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:D missy - don't forget we need good French wine too!
I think the Duggars could live there for years undiscovered.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
That's insane. I read she got in one day a year ago whenever she tried the door and it was unlocked.
-sera-
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 30, 2008 - 11:39am.
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Lemme know if you find my Virtue.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Shit! I would crap my pants if I find out someone living in my closet or in the little storage room. I'm glad my doors are always closed and secured.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
creepy.
What would you do if you found pot plants in your backyard? there was the biggest bust in Georgia's history recently! (on my site.. lol). About 9,350 marijuana plants worth... that is a lot of mulah.
http://www.momsword.org
fucking ass.
that pic is scary.
I'm alone,too.
ass.
As long as she brought out the Miele while I was at work and cleaned up a little, meh, I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
Submitted by The C word on May 30, 2008 - 11:36am.
Flashbacks of 'The People Under the Stairs'.
I'm thinking of a new career as a closet witch in Brad and Angie's 35 bedroom shack in France.
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now THAT is a good idea. i bet you, me, and a bunch of other dlisters could shack up there for years without being found!! we can get maddox on our side so he can bring us food and heroin when AJ decides to indulge.
oh and aphid - ive been singing in my damn head all morning. its a tribute to all the angie jo hysteria bullshit.
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
I found Love Angelina hiding in my bush once.
Im not talking shrubbery here people.
IN MY BUSH!
Talk about scarry
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Uvula, M.E., and GIG,
I'm glad i'm not the only one glancing around nervously, from closet door to closet door!!!!
*runs out to get Rott/Pit bull/Akita mix*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
OMG!
I am going home tonight and checking my closets, maybe I'll find Tommygirls integrity or my missing socks.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
That is the kind of thing that I won't think about again until I am alone in my house at night and need something from the hall closet.
Shit. Thanks, MK.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Talk about coming out of the closet literally!
I actually think I wouldn't mind as long as she did the dishes afterwards. Afterall, I've got three other people living in my house and they don't know how to lift anything but a fork.
Flashbacks of 'The People Under the Stairs'.
I'm thinking of a new career as a closet witch in Brad and Angie's 35 bedroom shack in France.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
@ Aphid: That was too funny!
This story scares the crap outta me. I still occasionally check for boogeymen and this story will make me even more paranoid. Thanks MK!!
Submitted by devilgirl on May 30, 2008 - 8:34am.
How could you not know someone is living in your house? I know everything that goes on in my place. I can't imagine someone living in your closet and you not be aware of it. Obviously it wasn't a closet that he used much. Shit, no one could even squeeze into my closets, they are small and full of junk. By the way, how the fuck did she get in in the first place?
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Maybe he just assumed it was a ghost.
Maybe she did that drawn-out burp sound the Grudge ghost does, to throw him off!
Missy: ;o)
P.S. Now I can't get Twisted Sister out of my head! Remember the video with Neidermeyer from Animal House? Hahaha
stupid picture just scared me....dammit
How could you not know someone is living in your house? I know everything that goes on in my place. I can't imagine someone living in your closet and you not be aware of it. Obviously it wasn't a closet that he used much. Shit, no one could even squeeze into my closets, they are small and full of junk. By the way, how the fuck did she get in in the first place?
I did a refresh and THAT picture came up! Scared the shit out of me.
I have WAY too many closets to be reading this story. *Glancing around nervously*
sounds like a big apartment. i think it'd get crowded in my 100 square foot tin can.
That scared the hell out of me and I hate you.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
lol aphid :D
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
OH FUCK THAT POST SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!!!
Dude, where is your compassion? That shit is sad.
I took MK's advice and looked around. I found a huge, smelly guy's ass in one of my closets! Turns out it's just the bf looking for a sock.
Word, Stoney. I have a 500 sqare foot apartment and 3 closets (1 full, the other two less full) but I go in each of them every day, so no one could live in there. He must have a huge place with closets he doesn't even use. Makes me glad to have a small apartment sometimes! I could never live alone in some huge place. I would be creeped the hell out, especially at night time. And ESPECIALLY if I found some ho living in my closet!
not in the least bit worried.... the evil monkey in my closet(shameless "Family Guy" plug) would not allow squatters
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
How sad! I hope that she can find somewhere to live now.
OMG, that picture is gonna haunt my dreams tonight! That is some scary shit!
HOLY SHIT!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
That picture is creepy -
eeepps!
We have things in our apartment but it's not people.... living anyway.........
Ok now I just scared myself again! for reals!
*Smile Bitches*
I decided to look around, and I have my own closet hobo. He's the one that has been misplacing my shit and fiddling with my electronics. It's actually a big relief because I thought that I was just losing shit because I'm a pothead. Phew.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
hahhahahaaaa stoney, good point. im safe too!!!
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
-MK, how the fuck are you so thin?
/goes and eats bowl of plain oatmeal in resentment
poor homeless japanese lady :(
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
There's no fucking way someone could pull that off in my tiny apartment. And my closets are FULL.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
In your case, MK you'd only notice if you were missing the ganja!
That's sad! :-(