Friday, May 30th 2008
The Messiahs Are Here.....Maybe
Here we go again..... ETonline is confirming the rumors that Brangelina's golden twins have landed on earth from the heavens. Now, their confirmation came from a "source" close to Brangie and there's been no official confirmation. You know the source is Jennifer Aniston. She's effing with them. Jen is going to tell everyone Brangie named the babies, Home and Wrecker.
Anyway, I haven't seen a flock of white doves cover the sky yet, so stay tuned....or don't stay tuned and go eat a stuffed pizza instead. Mmmm....stuffed pizza.
Image Source: Kate Kretz
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Where is Maddox? That hot bitch should be #1.
Life is best on Venice Beach
...Hi DiamondDawg: thanks! - nice to see you again here...
If the rumored names are true - one is named Isla?
Seriously, Isla Pitt?
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on May 30, 2008 - 9:09am.
That illustration is totally cracking me up! Does anyone know where it came from?
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I have NO IDEA. Takes "bad art" to a whole nother level/planet.
BUT, since you like it so much, I suggest you do a "RIGHT-CLICK-SAVE-AS-TO-YOUR-HARD-DRIVE" before Brangie's lawyers see it and send a cease-and-desist to the whole world. Like when that artist did the "Simple Life" illustration showing Paris and Nicole all wonk-eyed with crabs.
Word, DiamondDawg. Not because she cares about her blobs, but because she has to starve herself again before going out sell her new baby pictures.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
stuffed pizza... great idea!... oh, the births? yeah, really don't care
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Micheal, you know what you should do??? This is what I do...WAIT FOR CONFIRMATION FROM THE ONLY MAGAZINE THAT WON'T BULLSHIT YOU...that just happens to be PEOPLE MAGAZINE
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Good Christ are we back to this shit AGAIN.
Delusional and now a friggin wanna be spammer
for People magazine. Go screw already.
What did the cockroach traps that were set down
expire already?
I knew something smelled funky
around here.....AGAIN.
.....hmmmm stuffed pizza!
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
...@ M.E.:
...You're right - I forgot she started wearing black tents all the time...
I love that artwork MK. That shit should be on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, just paint it on top of the 'other stuff' that's already there.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on May 30, 2008 - 9:08am.
The only nice thing I'll say about this bitch is that I hope the kids are healthy. Other than that, I hope one of her 43 kids grows up and writes the biggest tell-all ever.
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LOL @ 43 kids. She does seem to intend to take over the world with this. Angelina MOTHER EARTH.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 5:02pm.
Hey!!
IF this is true then congrats to them.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
I want a life-sized framed copy of that in my home.
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
Oh yeah I get that M.E. but seriously how long can put the same shit up, this is the second post like this...and well...its kinda pointless.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by K2 on May 30, 2008 - 9:05am.
LOL!! that's hysterical ... naming them HOME and WRECKER ! classic. Let the countdown begin ... Jolie will be on another film location within 3 months! guaranteed.
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LOL.
Can Angie get back in shape that fast for a movie? I've never had kids so I don't know nuffin about birthing....but doesn't your stomach stretch in very bad ways? Or does it rebound? I suppose it rebounds, cuz Pam A. had a few...
Mmmm... afterbirth. Uh, I mean... mmm... stuffed pizza.
The only confirmation I need is from James Haven. Where is that sexy beast?
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
That illustration is totally cracking me up! Does anyone know where it came from?
Submitted by Aerialgreen on May 30, 2008 - 11:00am.
Quick! get some of that placenta, I heard it's the key to eternal youth and cures all human diseases (yes even the wonky STD!).
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Oh, please tell me you didn't hear that from Tommy Girl! btw, your avvie always makes me giggle.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 31, 2008 - 1:05am.
When it comes to who I'd rather see die a horrible fiery death, I'd have to cheat and say both.
The only nice thing I'll say about this bitch is that I hope the kids are healthy. Other than that, I hope one of her 43 kids grows up and writes the biggest tell-all ever.
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Team Jiwon!
Of course she was due earlier than what Dustin Hoffman reported, He was fucking with the paps!!!!
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"No honey, I wasn't cheating on you, I just tripped and slipped right on his Dick!"
from: http://angelinajoliesite.blogspot.com/2007_10_01_archive.html
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Angelina Jolie is expecting a baby
According to a report in The Sun, Angelina Jolie is expecting a baby. She pulled out of a UN talk in Italy because of this reason.
A not very discreet source at the centre where Jolie’s talk was due to take place revealed: “Angelina cancelled last week. Due to her privacy I can’t confirm her pregnancy, but I can say that the Italian newspapers are correct in their reports.”
If, in fact, it is true that she was preganant in 10/07, then she possibly could have farted them out by now. However, it's best to wait for confirmation from a reliable source before we send baby presents.
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
I heard someone say that twins generally arrive early. I also guess that they were effing with everyone on the due date(s).
Congrats on the babies (not nice to be mean about babies). How many kids do they have now? Seems to me its about enough to make a basketball team, or a village.
I will give them props if they don't go to the lengths of insanity that JLo and Skeletor went. As far as couples go, i like Branjie better than Jeletor.
Oh! I also have to give them credit for NOT being Scientologists.
Hey Mahaatma!! I love your avie.
lmao DiamondDawg "jeletor" sounds like something they serve on movie night at the old folks home.
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“All of us need something. You just have to grab on to whatever can get you through. Maybe it's this business, but it seems everything can be so tough, so hard.” - Lindsay Lohan
Submitted by mahaatma on May 30, 2008 - 8:05am.
...why did this seem like the fastest pregnancy on earth?...
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Because she hid it for 6 months.
Was Shiloh enduced?
LOL!! that's hysterical ... naming them HOME and WRECKER ! classic. Let the countdown begin ... Jolie will be on another film location within 3 months! guaranteed.
They are still in France, right?
...why did this seem like the fastest pregnancy on earth?...
Submitted by Aerialgreen on May 30, 2008 - 8:00am.
Quick! get some of that placenta, I heard it's the key to eternal youth and cures all human diseases (yes even the wonky STD!).
Bath on that shit and you'll feel pure, PURE!
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YES!! Also, "their turds contain uranium and their peepee cures cancer".
BFD.
Well I just farted and it smelled like roses, so I think the rumours are true.
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Team Jiwon!
Shiloh's birthday was 3 days ago; ofcourse they're not going to let the BLOB have her own very special day. Gotta keep the BLOBS all together ya know....
Traditional stuffed pizza or your version MK? I could go for the regular type of stuffed pizza, I am off the other!
This is a gossip site. GOSSIP!!! We discuss shit that is being GOSSIPED about.
I wonder when they were due. It seems kinda early.
Micheal, you know what you should do??? This is what I do...WAIT FOR CONFIRMATION FROM THE ONLY MAGAZINE THAT WON'T BULLSHIT YOU...that just happens to be PEOPLE MAGAZINE. There website has NO MENTION of Angelina giving birth, in labour, or anything like that. Not saying ET is the worst source of celeb info but they did follow the ANS smith story obsessively. They also wanted to show vids of Heath Ledger doing drugs after he passed. I would stick with People Magazine.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
scheduled c section?
Quick! get some of that placenta, I heard it's the key to eternal youth and cures all human diseases (yes even the wonky STD!).
Bath on that shit and you'll feel pure, PURE!
...that explains the blinding light in the eastern sky and all those pesky angels playing trumpets...
Stuffed Pizza...afterbirth..nope just can't go there