Friday, May 30th 2008
The Messiahs Are Here.....Maybe
Here we go again..... ETonline is confirming the rumors that Brangelina's golden twins have landed on earth from the heavens. Now, their confirmation came from a "source" close to Brangie and there's been no official confirmation. You know the source is Jennifer Aniston. She's effing with them. Jen is going to tell everyone Brangie named the babies, Home and Wrecker.
Anyway, I haven't seen a flock of white doves cover the sky yet, so stay tuned....or don't stay tuned and go eat a stuffed pizza instead. Mmmm....stuffed pizza.
Image Source: Kate Kretz
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DiamondDawg.. aww bother. Ok at least make sure you mob the village idiot and make it go batshit crazy. Hey! at least it will be entertaining.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
If you believe it's the truth, dear, more power to you and your delusions. I cannot argue with stupidity and I won't.
Time for lunch, BYE SLUTS!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
What? Where? When? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *fart* zzzzzzzzzzz
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 30, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 30, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Hi Dreamy!!! How are you???
Well I like to reserve my Congrats until confirmation. I will wait for People.
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I'm doing good, how are you??
Can't say fairer than that I suppose :0)
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I am fine. Just fine. My friends and I were going to see the Sex and the City movie later. I know it opened in London right??? Are you going to see it???
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
DDawg- SATC tomorrow night! Can't wait! Mom and I are going for some guilty pleasure fun! BTW, I saw a behind the scenes on HBO and there were some major spoilers!
Hilarious, MK. "Home" and "Wrecker," lol.
Bye M.E. ~ CONGRATS!!
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edited for spelling correction. Bye, not by. Maybe I should have said "bi"
whatev. I'm not sure I really like it when my post gets bumped to the top when i edit.
I'll wait for the 20 million dollar pics to come out of the 2 NEW blobs !
ok. don't kay-eye-el-el me, but is anyone here going to see S&TC tonight? I think I"m going to go alone. Mr. Diamonddawg will absolutely have nothing to do with it.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 9:26am.
I am gonna say I don't believe it. I am gonna say its bullshit. Sorry.
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Maybe it is bullshit, but once again you are missing the point.
You want to wait for confirmation from People, go right ahead.
BUT STFU UP ABOUT IT ALREADY. WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.
Others want to have a little fun with it...'K?
No one cares what you think.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Thats not what I meant. I have posted, mainly with the night crew but this is the first time in weeks anyone has seen me really post during the day. I never spoke to that person...also you're seriously like the 100th person to ask me that shit. Well, I am sure you know the answer.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 30, 2008 - 11:34am.
no shit. 2.0 is a scam. im not falling for it.
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
aw ME!! soo cute!! congrats to you and you lil one!!
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 30, 2008 - 9:32am.
Second, GWADDAMNIT!!!!
The crazy bat shit is already hitting the fan.
Is it after 5pm? Another broken promise.....
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WORD. I heard/saw that, too!
sorry, rotten_egg. cannot hep myself. I wish I could insert a gif. I'd add a little chuckle-face here.
What I said the other day peeps. A matter of time or a lack of meds.
you guys the image in this post is only the upper half of the painting... its a cool painting with a legitimate statement driving it...
see nitwittys link... or the article i posted below. its an anti-celebrity worship statement.
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
Ok, bye guys. Gotta go see the little prince graduate from preschool!
*grabbing tissues*
See you horz Monday.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on May 30, 2008 - 12:24pm.
He's probably too busy eating the placenta.
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...LMFAO!!!.....SWEET!!!....
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 30, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Hi Dreamy!!! How are you???
Well I like to reserve my Congrats until confirmation. I will wait for People.
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I'm doing good, how are you??
Can't say fairer than that I suppose :0)
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 30, 2008 - 9:31am.
Oh, for goodness' sake... don't give the village idiot the spotlight on another brangelina post. Please with a cherry on top.
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My bad!!
In other news today....Britney has been pronounced "STILL NOT WELL" by her pee-paw. Heard it on the radio as I was coming to this morning.
And we have already hit the ground running.....
First, this hideously creepy "artwork", I am surprised PEOPLE MAGAZINE hasn't made it the cover.
Second, GWADDAMNIT!!!!
The crazy bat shit is already hitting the fan.
Is it after 5pm? Another broken promise.....
*mumbling fuckingloononthelooseagaintheyneedtostfu*
Lastly, it's Friday, what would a DL Friday be without a Brangie post and Pizza party.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 9:29am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Seriously??? This is the first time in weeks have I really posted. Its you bi...guys who sit here all day every day. Not me.
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Liar, liar pants on fire. I see you here at night.
Didn't you just see me say hi to Mahaatma? As in, "my gawd Mahaatma, I haven't been here in MONTHS its so nice to see you!!"
Can't you PLEASE go to Perez' or TMZ? Oh, that's right, they have paid shills there, too. Carry on zombie.
Oh, for goodness' sake... don't give the village idiot the spotlight on another brangelina post. Please with a cherry on top.
Aaaanyway I agree, M.E. Her bump was huge all of a sudden to me and a few months later she's delivering her new set of blobs. Now the countdown to the baby pictures "charity" starts in 3...2...1...
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by M.E. on May 30, 2008 - 9:28am.
Just for arguements sake...Celebrities do NOT tell 100% truths in interviews.
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M.E., they don't????? WTH is this world coming to??? Peeple LYING on T.V.?!? I never heard of such a thing!
Jesus Christ
So much for the fucking "promise keepers"
WE DONT CARE THAT YOU CARE!!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE HER JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK!
SHUT THE HELL UP WITH YOUR SHIT FOR ONCE!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
very interesting basis for the painting. bears posting here. (thanks nittwitty.. *gives you wedgie back* heheheee!!)
This painting addresses the celebrity worship cycle. The title, “Blessed Art Thou”, is taken from a line in the Catholic prayer “Hail Mary”: “…blessed art thou among women”. Our culture is deifying celebrities, but in the bible, it is the meek who are blessed, so the title presents a question for the viewer to ponder as to who is "blessed".
I chose a setting where the cycle begins, creating an oppressive psychological space where the consumer is driven to reach for the tabloid, hungry for “information” about the celebrity's private life. I am interested in the psychological ramifications of celebrity worship, particularly as they relate to class and consumerism.
Angelina Jolie was chosen as the subject because of her unavoidable presence in the media, the world-wide anticipation of her child, her "unattainable" beauty and the good that she is doing in the world through her example, which adds another layer to the already complicated questions surrounding her status.
The "Virgin" and Zahara figures are loosely based on a Van Dyck Virgin painting, and the Maddox figure's pose is borrowed from a Raphael painting. This painting utilizes imagery that I have used in previous work, but where I formerly used this vocabulary to look inward, here I am responding to the outside world.
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Submitted by Billie on May 30, 2008 - 9:20am.
I think it won some awards. It's very well done technically but it completely creeps me out! LOL!!!
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That can't be true - unless it was HALLMARK giving out the award (although they did have some artists who later became famous back in the day). Can you please explain how its "well done technically"? cuz I'm not seeing the Da Vinci, Reubens, or Michaelangelo in this AT ALL. I'm seeing the stuff they sell at my Catholic supplies store!! And while I love the Sacred Heart and Virgin Mary's, those also aren't done by "masters" (unless its a replica of Renaissan, Medieval or Byzantine painting, fresco, you get me).
Just for arguements sake...Celebrities do NOT tell 100% truths in interviews.
oh forchrissakes i cant read this dribble
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Submitted by NitWitty on May 30, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Thanks for the link.
Stony I care. I care. I care alot. I soooo give a fuck about the truth. Fuck gossip, fuck it. CONFIRMATION....has not been given. See that, now I am gonna wait, not run myself ragged with speculation. Also if People Magazine panders to celebs like you say, why the fuck do you think they're one of the only sources for entertainment news I listen to??? Gee because the celebs talk with People because, gee they trust them. Regardless if they do extra shit for a celeb...they report the fucking truth. Period. So unless People confirms. I don't believe it and gee guess what...I am gonna say I don't believe it. I am gonna say its bullshit. Sorry.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 9:10am.
and well...its kinda pointless.
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So are toe rings, but people wear them
Missy! *smooches ya silly with a reach around wedgie* Where ya been, lady? Glad to see your funny arse up and about today. See, I don't believe she had 'em yet either. I think the world would have experienced sympathy labor pains, don't you?
He's probably too busy eating the placenta.
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Team Jiwon!
If the artist is a site regular, perhaps he/she could do a "Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" featuring Brit Brit, Wonky Hilton, Dreamy and Wino.
DDawg- took your advice- it will make good desktop wallpaper.
Submitted by mahaatma on May 30, 2008 - 8:13am.
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There was speculation for MONTHS, but it wasn't until she wore that form fitting black dress to whateverredcarpeteventitwas, did we finally see the bump. And that was....
BRB.
**edited to say, The above reference was on Feb 23rd. So if she was 6 months along then, she'd be close to due and the twins would be about 3 weeks early.
Normal.
...@ M.E.:
...two weeks ago, it seems....maybe three...
PAGING JAMES HAVEN!!!!
the ONLY source i trust for angie jo news...
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...screw ET online!...I too will believe it only when I hear it from James Haven's pouty lips here in the flesh...
Submitted by Phoebe on May 31, 2008 - 1:16am.
If the rumored names are true - one is named Isla?
Seriously, Isla Pitt?
Better than Arma Pitt. Or Peaches Pitt.
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Team Jiwon!
you go Stoney!
Submitted by NitWitty on May 30, 2008 - 11:19am.
blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit
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How soon do you think before Skankolina whores out these two blobs in the name of charity?
BWAH! That's so funny, I posted links to the artwork I have done myself of AJ a few years back, on the other recent thread about her here today...I remember when this painting came out. I think it won some awards. It's very well done technically but it completely creeps me out! LOL!!!
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 31, 2008 - 1:15am
I remember that shit. I can't believe Paris's lawyers convinced the judge that was defamatory or libelous or whatever. Everybody knows that bitch has crabs, lice, warts, STDs, DTs, MTV, CNN, HBO and Cinemax.
When is karma going to fuck that anal wart up?
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Team Jiwon!
Here's the link to the artist's website who painted this. It's called Blessed art Thou. She tells you why etc there. Her name's Kate Kretz
http://katekretz.blogspot.com/2006/12/blessed-art-thou-2006-88-x-60-oil....
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on May 30, 2008 - 9:13am.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 12:02pm.
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Good Christ are we back to this shit AGAIN
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Word. I wish I could get paid to park my a$$ here all day and post dribble about nobody.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 30, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Hi Dreamy!!! How are you???
Well I like to reserve my Congrats until confirmation. I will wait for People.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 11:02am.
Good Christ in a hand basket, you again!? For the last time, WE DON'T FUCKING CARE WHAT'S TRUE AND NOT TRUE. We're GOSSIPING. That's what this site is ALL ABOUT. If you don't want to gossip, leave! PS: People Magazine is BULLSHIT. It prints what the celebs tell them to print, which is only what they want you to hear, which is all HALF TRUTH!! Britney and KFed did a fucking cover looking all lovey dovey with Sean P when he was born, and we all know NOW that was just for the MONEY.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
That painting is all wrong. Angie NEVER carries Shiloh. Should have Zahara on her hip!