Friday, May 30th 2008
The Messiahs Are Here.....Maybe
Here we go again..... ETonline is confirming the rumors that Brangelina's golden twins have landed on earth from the heavens. Now, their confirmation came from a "source" close to Brangie and there's been no official confirmation. You know the source is Jennifer Aniston. She's effing with them. Jen is going to tell everyone Brangie named the babies, Home and Wrecker.
Anyway, I haven't seen a flock of white doves cover the sky yet, so stay tuned....or don't stay tuned and go eat a stuffed pizza instead. Mmmm....stuffed pizza.
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East End, whats mine is yours doll!
Dont take this the wrong way, but the ugliest people I know always have GEORGEOUS kids. Its a given, but the beautiful people....eh, not so much. Youd think two angels like Angie and Brad would would have the most beauts offspring around, but Shiloh...shes a pretty average looking kid, but who knows...maybe shell grow up to be supermodel one day.
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
I see that even after LoveAngelina was banned and came back under HEARTANGELINA and swore he/she would NEVER come back to this site and talk shit....
he/she/it is back to causing problems. Go fig.. nobody believed he/she/it would leave here anyway.
Nobody cares about "setting the record" straight on a gossip blog about stupid celebrities and like I said --- if we had to wait for their PR people to fill us in, we probably still wouldn't know who the hell Shiloh is.
I expect 100 hundreds of comments on this thread now, because certain people want to santitize negative Angelina posts.
**rolls eyes**
That would be hilarious if this was a false report. And if so, where did the kids names come from?
Talk about punked! lol
Thank you The C word. Maybe someone should send that to MK.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Christ, it's not even half-past noon here, and already we have shit being started on the Brangie post. Go figure. Look people, let's just let everyone post their opinions here and be entitled to them. Don't start shit. Also, lete's re-iterate that D-listed is a celeb GOSSIP website, where everyone comes by to SNARK. If certain people don't like it, tough shit. No one cares about your personal agenda of defending people you don't actually know. That's all, carry on...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Ok. I am not understanding who is a troll and who is stalking who. Can someone kindly sum it up for me?
t.i.a.
*flowers*
Nitwitty,
Thanks for asking. He is doing fine since he became a pothead. It really works for his pain control.
LoLo can I steal a line of yours for a sig?
Submitted by Billie on May 30, 2008 - 9:55am.
Well, my own profession is as an artist. And art doesn't have to be influenced by or emulate the Masters to be good.
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Of course not, but even the artist himself in this case cited Van Dyk as an influence, as well as another Master.
The main point I'd like to make is that a work isn't necessarily "all that" just because one group of jurors in a competition say so. Zeitgeist is always at play. I've been part of competitions where the artist is PISSED he won a blue ribbon because of WHO the judges were. Because if the judges aren't well recognized or not "all that" in their area of expertise or had an affair with someone (integrity compromised), then they perceive the value of the blue ribbon is compromised which then compromises the value of the piece rather than amplifying it. Its all about preview winners night -- when the dealers and collectors come in and try to be the first in line to buy the blue ribbon piece only because it has a blue ribbon, nevermind what the thing is or what it looks like or whether it was indeed well-executed or what other entries got over-looked or even robbed of the top prize. IT HAPPENS. The judges could be wrong. *GASP*
just sayin.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 10:10am.
Yeah its is VERY PATHETIC.
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Wait. Let me get this straight. YOU are calling someone else PATHETIC?!?!?! Do you not see the irony in that?!?!?!
Everyone else does.
For the record: People is reporting that the rumours of the birth are not true:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20203433,00.html
Enough already.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
LOL!! I luv that portrait of Ange & the kids :-D
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ITS SUMMERTIME OH YEAH, HELL YEAH! IM SO DRUNK AND HORNY AND UMBRELLA AND SHIT!! - typical fan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K6Vj4gBKMI
pathetic is worship celebrity times!
pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
pathetic is name of gerbil i loose in war with neighbor of lawn moes! Sad times of slice!
Why are people complaining yapping about confirmation from People Mag of all places? If we waited for "their" people/PR liars -- to hear any news, we'd wait eternity.
If you believe the due date Dustin Hoffman gave out -- which to me seemed like an orchestrated diversion tactic to the actual date -- then fine.. A lot of times twins come early, plus she might have had some pregnancy issue like gestational diabetes or eclampsia which caused them to cut her open early.
Who knows? But I saw it on YAHOO news before I came on here and logged on here right quick to comment.
Im Angleina.
Im not a troll, I am a goddess.
REPORTED!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Hey, EEG! How's your dog? Did you ever talk to you vet about that stuff?
OnT:I hope we don't know for certain for another 9 months and MK posts ever GD rumor out there. His stories are better than anything I'm gonna read anywhere else.
AGGRAVATED TO ALL HELL IS HEAD INJURY YODA! HMMMM!
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
I luv that painting. it's insanely wonderful. I luv the little sprickets on Princess Z's head.
FuckingLoveAngelina on May 30, 2008 - 12:04pm.
BOSWALLA!
YOU GNOME I SMOTHER YOU WITH CHICHI LOVE TIMES!!!
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by K2 on May 30, 2008 - 9:05am.
LOL!! that's hysterical ... naming them HOME and WRECKER ! classic. Let the countdown begin ... Jolie will be on another film location within 3 months! guaranteed.
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LOL.
Can Angie get back in shape that fast for a movie? I've never had kids so I don't know nuffin about birthing....but doesn't your stomach stretch in very bad ways? Or does it rebound? I suppose it rebounds, cuz Pam A. had a few...
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It all depends on the woman. From experience, it took me 4 months to get back into my jeans - looked slim on the outside but it took effort and time to firm the belly up. It gets very soft. She had twins so it might take her a little lipo, maybe some spanx, or she can just continue with her eating disorder and she'll be slim within 3 months. You know how these celebrities are - they don't work out, they just starve themselves but tell the world they're eating healthy and doing yoga and pilates! BS.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on May 30, 2008 - 12:07pm.
LOL, totally NOT Times Square. I wish!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Don't New Yorkers take cabs everywhere? :) Hee haw!
Submitted by Stoney on May 30, 2008 - 1:02pm.
"The square?" Times?? Coolness. Pittsburgher myself, and there's a hockey game on tonight n'at. Hope you and your hot slutz have a blast!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 30, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Well my two fave critics here didn't like it but that doesn't mean it won't be good. I have also never heard of these books...maybe if I had i would be more into the film.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Don't sweat it. It that poster with four letters in her name, starts with L ends with O. She was also FLA. I can't prove it so I am not gonna alright accuse anyone but...I feel it. I don't really care. I have been through it before, its a cakewalk for me.
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Well, however it is pathetic (that goes out to everyine that trolls). I hate the trolling. The trolling on Dlisted is so fucking pathetic. It's not just you being trolled but other posters too. I have never seen trolling like this before. I don't care who it is being trolled, I WILL report the troll.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 30, 2008 - 1:02pm.
LoLo I lurves it when you are FLA. funny funny
HEY!
I love being head injury yoda!
BOSWALLA TIME ON COMPUTER SCREEN!
If she can be here....so can boswalla!
you god damn hemroid!
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LoL.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on May 30, 2008 - 11:58am.
Thank you! I plan on having MAJOR fun. Got a group of hot sluts together and we're going to a new bar that's opening in the square where the theater is and getting dizrunk on martinis and then going to the 10 oclock showing. I'm not even gonna let a broken alternator and no transportation get me down!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
LoLo I lurves it when you are FLA. funny funny
Stalk much?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
you god damn hemroid!
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LOL!!!
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
Not true, false, BS, etc...
YO CRAZY BITCH!
IM NOT ANGELINA JOLIE PITT!
AND JUST FOR THAT IM GONNA BE FLA ALL FUCKING DAY!!!!!!!!!
you god damn hemroid!
Submitted by Stoney on May 30, 2008 - 12:42pm
That's why I didn't post them. :) Have fun!
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Submitted by Billie on May 30, 2008 - 9:20am.
I think it won some awards. It's very well done technically but it completely creeps me out! LOL!!!
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That can't be true - unless it was HALLMARK giving out the award (although they did have some artists who later became famous back in the day). Can you please explain how its "well done technically"? cuz I'm not seeing the Da Vinci, Reubens, or Michaelangelo in this AT ALL. I'm seeing the stuff they sell at my Catholic supplies store!! And while I love the Sacred Heart and Virgin Mary's, those also aren't done by "masters" (unless its a replica of Renaissan, Medieval or Byzantine painting, fresco, you get me)."
Well, my own profession is as an artist. And art doesn't have to be influenced by or emulate the Masters to be good. This is obviously painted by someone with talent, it's just a creepy painting. REALLY creepy. LOL Her website has better work on it though, than this.
Back to work for me! Enough Angelina Jolie for one day. MORE than enough! LOL
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 5:49pm.
The guy who plays the prince is sooooo cute. That accent of his just makes my knees weak. Unfortunately I am not real into these Lord Of The Rings type movies and I never saw the first one...so I probably won't see this one.
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ITA - that voice *melts*. I am a huugggggeee fan of the books. I read every six months or so. I've tried and watch LoTR but the books and film just bore me to tears. I hope they do this book justice.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 30, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on May 30, 2008 - 5:36pm.
I've said it before and i'll say it again - I am sick and tired of people creating accounts just mess with other posters on here. I don't care who the victim is. You have been REPORTED and I hope others report you too. The trolling has got to STOP.
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Don't sweat it. It that poster with four letters in her name, starts with L ends with O. She was also FLA. I can't prove it so I am not gonna alright accuse anyone but...I feel it. I don't really care. I have been through it before, its a cakewalk for me.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 30, 2008 - 9:40am.
DiamondDawg.. aww bother. Ok at least make sure you mob the village idiot and make it go batshit crazy. Hey! at least it will be entertaining.
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I have to drop out for a bit to edit/print some catalogue cards on native american easel paintings, but I'll pop in to watch everyone else drive the village idiot crazy. Entertaining indeed. (I wonder how its going in the forum....) lol
ET breaks news that ANGELINA JOLIE has had her twins!
A source close to the actress confirms that she has given birth to twins in France. "Babies are great and so is mom," we're told.
ET is also hearing that the names are ISLA (pronounced eye-la) MARCHELINE (after Angie's mom) and AMELIE JANE (after Brad's mom) JOLIE-PITT.
The babies are the fifth and sixth children for Angelina Jolie and BRAD PITT, whose family consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3 and Shiloh, 2.
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Wait, maybe there's some creepy bitch living in my apartment and I don't know it. A whole box of Oreos seems to go missing around 11pm every night.... It's the closet witch! By "closet witch" I mean my stomach.
missy - I second that, that does sound kinda hot and predatory. I wonder if Geiger takes requests.
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“All of us need something. You just have to grab on to whatever can get you through. Maybe it's this business, but it seems everything can be so tough, so hard.” - Lindsay Lohan
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 11:46am.
actually an HR Geiger smokin hot evil robotic alien angie jo would be really sweet :)
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
You people act like this stalker has a right to defile my name!
She does not know me!
She is part of a cult that follows me all of the time! Every single move I make!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 30, 2008 - 9:36am.
ok. don't kay-eye-el-el me, but is anyone here going to see S&TC tonight? I think I"m going to go alone
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Me and my bestie are going to go, I don't care, I have been juiced about this one from day one.
OnT: When I look at this pic I hear the evil Latin chanting from the Omen in my head.
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“All of us need something. You just have to grab on to whatever can get you through. Maybe it's this business, but it seems everything can be so tough, so hard.” - Lindsay Lohan
I read the thingy you posted, Missy. Thanks. I really really loathe it when the Virgin Mary is used to make statements, but its all over, throughout western civilization. Not much I can do about it. I understand the artist's intent, but I would rather have seen him do a rendition based H.R. Giger's work. A Medusa theme would have been perfect.
I am Angelina Jolie PITT
I AM GOD
I dont care what YOU are sick of.
IM TIRED OF BEING STALKED
She does not help ME or my cause AT ALL.
Perhaps you should take yourself and your crazy friend and go someplace else?
I reported YOU for being an aide to my stalker!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 5:39pm.
I am fine. Just fine. My friends and I were going to see the Sex and the City movie later. I know it opened in London right??? Are you going to see it???
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No I'm not going to see it. I don't like SATC that much. i want to see the new Narnia film though. The guy who plays Prince Caspian is HOT!
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on May 30, 2008 - 11:39am.
*backtracks*
Now wait just a minute, there!!!
You better not ruin it for me!!!! I ALREADY HAVE MY TICKET AND DRESS ON!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
MK:
Oreos? Stuffed pizza? That time of the month? You hungry bitch, you.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Dude, that painting or whatever is absolutely ridiculous.
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I drop "truth bombs".
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on May 30, 2008 - 5:36pm.
I've said it before and i'll say it again - I am sick and tired of people creating accounts just mess with other posters on here. I don't care who the victim is. You have been REPORTED and I hope others report you too. The trolling has got to STOP.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs