Friday, May 30th 2008
The Messiahs Are Here.....Maybe
Here we go again..... ETonline is confirming the rumors that Brangelina's golden twins have landed on earth from the heavens. Now, their confirmation came from a "source" close to Brangie and there's been no official confirmation. You know the source is Jennifer Aniston. She's effing with them. Jen is going to tell everyone Brangie named the babies, Home and Wrecker.
Anyway, I haven't seen a flock of white doves cover the sky yet, so stay tuned....or don't stay tuned and go eat a stuffed pizza instead. Mmmm....stuffed pizza.
Image Source: Kate Kretz
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 30, 2008 - 3:29pm.
I put mine by size and color on my book shelf. Looks neater that way. Grouping them by author sounds like an even better way.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 30, 2008 - 11:56am.
Aubrey04 on May 30, 2008 - 12:53pm.
OK but only if you constantly bring it up and piss and moan about it all the time.
How else will we fully understand what you mean if you don't repeat yourself over and over again.
Fake friends need to stick together
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Now that's a deal! I learned pete and repeat very well from certain posters on this here thang.
Also, I will get VERY upset and try to straighten up any "lie" that dlisted reports.. and do MAJOR PR and damage control for celebrities (who do not even care that I exist) by making sure those evil D-listers who are negative about certain celebs are corrected in their negative opinions.
Hey! Where's Paxil?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by Vodka on May 30, 2008 - 6:57pm.
that actually made me laugh, DAE. like, not sarcastically.
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Thank you. :0)
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 7:06pm.
I am pretty organized. They're stacked on my vanity from boring to enjoyable. I get the borings one out of the way so I can read the ones I think I will enjoy. Sometimes the ones I think are gonna be boring are actually good reads and vice versa.
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*is in shock* *looks at books heaped all over floor* The books that actually are in my bookcase (no laughing, it's true, some actually are in there!) are grouped by author.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
Hey! Where's Paxil?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by EyeRoll on May 30, 2008 - 2:51pm.
I will. Thank you.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 11:49am.
Submitted by EyeRoll on May 30, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Don't worry it was supposed to be for comic relief, I can control my emotions just fine, thanks.
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Well then, props to you, young lady. Keep up the good work.
Submitted by EyeRoll on May 30, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Don't worry it was supposed to be for comic relief, I can control my emotions just fine, thanks.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
monkeypox, FLA, all, it doesnt matter if we feed it. its here and its confortable and its continuing on its delusional and poitless "mission". I fucking despise what it does to this site. Im really starting to fucking hate it. Its the total opposite of everything I appreciate and love about dlisted.
the sactuary of sanity I get here from MK and others as we debunk the smoke and mirror glamour surrouding these hollywood a-holes is totally undermined when it becomes a fucking angelina fan message board.
before it got banned i was posting less. Ill fade out again if it stays cause it just pisses me off the way bad TV does. oh-fucking-well!
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 11:40am.
Submitted by EyeRoll on May 30, 2008 - 2:26pm.
I deliberately did that. To show that I was upset
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Oh dear, LA is, um, "upset".
Whatever shall we do?!?!?!?!!?
Well, we better be careful. It won't be her fault if she goes postal.
That burden will be on us "bitches".
Submitted by EyeRoll on May 30, 2008 - 12:26pm
Not trying to feed the fire here but she also said she didn't start anything here, but commment #4 says it all. She dictates how MK should post. Okay, I'm done with this post...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 30, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Unfortunately with just a few exceptions, I read total garbage starting at a young age. Kids were reading the American Girl series books and I was loving VC Andrews. Mom was oblivious. She probably thought Flowers in the Attic was a gardening book!
I do have kids and recently bought James and the Giant Peach to start reading to them. They can almost handle "no pictures".
I really liked Wardrobe though.
DiamondDawg thanks. Did you see the report that Bush bought (secretly) a ranch in South America. I think he is going to be in deep crap. I am off to read your links now. Anyways if the shit is really going to get heavy now, it will only be deep for those who refuse to move forward. Thats the key, just keep moving forward and let go of fear. thats Moses' message.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on May 30, 2008 - 2:13pm.
*cue the chanting monk music*
All Dlisters bow your head in a moment of silence as we await the arrival of the holy trinity that is Angelina and her twins.
HA HA
More like, bow head, keep bowing, reach, reaaach, there your hole of butt, insert head. PUSH TIMES.
Yaaaaaaa head now in hole of butt!
DARK IN THERE! wow!
*cue the chanting monk music*
All Dlisters bow your head in a moment of silence as we await the arrival of the holy trinity that is Angelina and her twins.
Hey Zomay,
That's interesting, can you provide verse/quatrain about the twins?
There are a lot of people (lunatic fringe types like myself) who think we're on the cusp of major stuff - did you see Andromeda Strain the other night?
The two prophets/witnesses - Elijah and _______(it is unknown for certain who the second one truly is, speculation is that its either Enoch or Moses) will stand at the Wailing Wall, breathing fire and giving prophecy in the end times after the Anti-Christ has emerged. Here's a synopsis of the two witnesses
http://leftbehind.com/channelfree.asp?pageid=1284&channelID=175
My favorite sources for lunatic fringe are:
www.godlikeproductions.com
and
Coast to Coast:
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/
And what does this all have to do with Dlisted? Nuffin, except if you remember the Britney and Anna Nicole mind-control thing... MK Ultra and all that.
Gawd. When is the c.i.a. gonna show up at my house? lol
Oh! and Elijah never died. That's why he can't be one of Angie's babies.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on May 30, 2008 - 12:06pm
Yeah when I was younger I didn't get all the symbolism of Christ, and sin, being born again, etc. The one book I really loved was "The Horse and His Boy", and it's what kept the love for the books alive in me. I will definitely pass them onto my kids when I have them,as well as all my Enid Blyton books. Confession: I started reading at a really young age, so I was a total bookworm, and didn't cionsider it abnormal to like books.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by EyeRoll on May 30, 2008 - 2:06pm.
So...you think MK's actually gonna do that???
Well I don't think he will...if does thats cool too...if he doesn't no skin of my ass. I am simply joking around, would I like him to do that, sure, do I expect him to, hell no. LOL. If you take it literal, then all I can do is tell you thats not how its supposed to be taken.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 30, 2008 - 2:01pm.
I liked the books as a kid, but now that I am older, they just don't do it for me. That and Lewis' church archetypes 101 seem really forced in the movies.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 30, 2008 - 1:55pm.
I am pretty organized. They're stacked on my vanity from boring to enjoyable. I get the borings one out of the way so I can read the ones I think I will enjoy. Sometimes the ones I think are gonna be boring are actually good reads and vice versa.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Totally off-topic, but am I the only one who thought that the Narnia movies are just not as good as the books? I grew up reading the books, starting when I was in first grade, and just loved them. Which is why I found the movies quite disappointing. On a side note, I must mention I had an ex who looked exactly like James McAvoy did with the prosthetic nose. Yeah, he was yummers...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
DiamondDawg that is quite amazing because I was reading Nostradamus and he has said that the "twins from the belly of an illusionist will signify the shift of humanity." I happend to believe that.
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that actually made me laugh, DAE. like, not sarcastically.
Second Narnia movie= not that good *sorry
Characters never went anywhere
One epic battle after another
Made each fight lose its "epic-ness"
Grandeur
I thought the first one was decent enough, but this one... my brain got bored, followed quickly by my butt.
Aubrey04 on May 30, 2008 - 12:53pm.
OK but only if you constantly bring it up and piss and moan about it all the time.
How else will we fully understand what you mean if you don't repeat yourself over and over again.
Fake friends need to stick together.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by EyeRoll on May 30, 2008 - 11:51am
Eyeroll, honey believe me I agree with you a hundred-and-ten percent. I'm just too damn hung-over/tired/bored of this shit. Let her yap away. Ignore it like you would a barking dog. It doesn't help to stoop to her level. And like Bradiful said, the gates of a belligerent mind are gated by irony.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 6:48pm.
I will certainly check the books out. I have been going through my summer reading list might as well add those books too.
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How organised are you?! my reading is - whatever isn't on the floor! lmao. ;0)
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Submitted by Vodka on May 30, 2008 - 6:48pm.
DAE, it took me about as long as it took you to come up with gems such as 'no shit sherlock'.
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Well good. *proudly* I like those gems. *sticks tounge out* Right well, i'm off to add more photos & candles to my Xtina shrine. Cya!
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
Submitted by EyeRoll on May 30, 2008 - 1:51pm.
As if MK would listen to me...I made a suggestion, thats all. I don't expect him to give a shit. I am not trying to take anything over...I am simply a passionate fan.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Zomay will like this:
Regarding the Messiahs thingy that MK said....
the TWO WITNESSES are Elijah and Enoch (possibly Moses).
And they will NOT emerge from the Hore of Babylon (aka AngieJo)
If I become much hated and a few people don't realize I troll for attention and am one of the most annoying creatures to post on a blog..
then I make a big spectacle before claiming to leave this site forever since I am unwanted...
Will the few who people who don't realize how annoying I am..... my "FRIENDS"... errr "e-friends" come and beg me to come back?
Beg and Plead with me to pleaseeeee come back to Dlisted... PLEASE?!?!
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 30, 2008 - 10:20am.
Christ, it's not even half-past noon here, and already we have shit being started on the Brangie post.
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It's not about Brangie. It's about the fact that LA thinks she should be able to control the flow of information about her goddess. She thinks because she is a "fan" that she can tell MK that he should "wait for confirmation from People" before posting anything.
She doesn't get that this is MK's blog, NOT HER'S!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS MK'S BLOG AND HE DON"T NEED NO STINKIN' PERMISSION TO POST ANYTHING.
LA, no one is telling you not to express your opinion, just to stop telling MK what to do.
STOP trying to be the boss of the Angie threads.
OMG ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
DAE, it took me about as long as it took you to come up with gems such as 'no shit sherlock'.
Submitted by EyeRoll on May 30, 2008 - 1:43pm.
I know what irony is but you don't. I just explained why it wasn't ironic.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Oh my god, that image is so hideous. Where the hell did MK find that gaudiness?
DiamondDawg hello.
On topic- I really hope she has her kids. That they are healthy and that their family stays out of the media. Enjoy your fortune and stay the hell away from famewhore public displays. By the way did you see that scientists and Doctors are still not 100% sure botox is safe. Could you imagine botoxing while pregnant? 10 years from now there might be a generation of kids with botox related health issues. But who cares right! As long as mommies everywhere still are sexy and wrinkle free.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 10:23am.
Asking me to see irony in that is downright laughable.
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Especially since you have no idea what irony is.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Well my two fave critics here didn't like it but that doesn't mean it won't be good. I have also never heard of these books...maybe if I had i would be more into the film.
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I highly recommed the books. They're fab!
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Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 30, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Can we report people for being LAME?
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Whatever rocks your world.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Yeah its is VERY PATHETIC. I don't care anymore but it does bother others. Its good you report them.
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It's soo lame. Thanks.
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Submitted by Vodka on May 30, 2008 - 6:24pm.
STFU DAE!
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who the fuck made you thread police? you should be reported for being a bossy douchebag!
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Nobody did. I was expressing an opinion. If you don't know what that is, I suggest looking it up.
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the D in DListed does not, actually, stand for DreamyAguileraEyes.
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No shit sherlock. Ho long did it take for you to work THAT out?
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
James Haven is a God among men.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Most excellent BradifulB*tch! I applaud you!
LOL @ FLA.
Hey Zomay!! I have another login name, but I haven't used it yet. It's "AngiesSoVein" - isn't that great?
What is the difference between someone logging in as Angelina Jolie, and someone logging in as James Haven? There is no difference. Just because James Haven has become friends with people, it still started as a joke.
And for the record I have no other sign in name.
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Thank you LoLo
pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
@EyeRoll:
See?
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Marcheline?
Amelie Jane?
DiamondDawg -
apparently anyone who makes fun of someone else is a 'stalker' and someone who disagree's with someone who posts here everyday is a 'troll'.
TIME OF REPORT!
OPERATION SHUT MOUTH!
YEEOWWWWWWW!
STFU DAE!
who the fuck made you thread police? you should be reported for being a bossy douchebag!
the D in DListed does not, actually, stand for DreamyAguileraEyes.
EyeRoll on May 30, 2008 - 12:17pm.
It is futile to engage logic when attempting to communicate with idiocy.
The gates of that belligerent mind are made of irony.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Spot on, Aubrey!