Grab Your Shank
Take off your earrings, put on your heavy rings, hide razors in your hair and grab your shank! Chicken Cutlets needs our help.
Last night, the International supermodel and Queen of Cannes was denied entry to the opening of a Howard Johnson in Rockford, Illinois. NO! It was the opening of a Chanel store on Robertson Blvd. in Los Angeles. Yes, she was denied. DEE-NIED! I'm surprised PP even knew what they were saying. I doubt she's ever heard that word before. How fucking dare they! The audacity! Robertson is PP's stroll. Those dumb ass whores need to recognize.
PP showed the paps the e-mail she made up herself she received from Chanel's PR whores. You need to read this e-mail. It's amazing. It lists all of PP's accomplishments on one page. That shit should be like 600-pages. Shit, it should be a couple of volumes. PP's resume is neverending!
She also posed in front of the D&G store instead. She really showed those bitches!
BOYCOTT Chanel! You won't ever see me buying a $10,000 bag from Chanel. You wouldn't see me buying one anyway, but at least I have a reason now.
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LMFAO WHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AND WITH WHOM!!!! WAS SHE AN EFFING MODEL IN ATHENS GREECE!? LOL!!!!! and where does it say she was denied to Channel, hahaha ATHENS GREECE yeah and I'm Paris Hilton! lol
I am totally Confuzeled It says Confirmed thanks RSVP for PP.. sooo then she is going right? lol athens greece... lol.
ooh gurl, why dem teef so gray?
Nobody can strut the sidewalk like PP.
Dolce and Gabbana is misspelled in her 'confirmation letter'.
Submitted by mahaatma on May 30, 2008 - 10:55am.
we missed you too!!
APHID YOU HOT BITCH! nice ta see ya!
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
First Hermes denying Oprah entry, and now THIS? Those Frenchies are such snobs.
...xxyxz,
...Godspeed my friend! - we'll be waiting right here...
Good luck moving xxyxz, where are you moving to?
Fear not! I'm headed to the Ivy RIGHT NOW to give our girl a pep talk and some cupcakes with her face on them of course! (I'm using those red glittery sprinkles for her freckles).
Submitted by xxyxz on May 30, 2008 - 8:29am.
Hey Guys! Today is going to be my last day, I'm moving, and my internet is going to be turned off, So I'll see you in about a month.
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I do not care if my ass fuses to this seat, I ain't going NOWHERE until you come back.
Though you dont call anymore
I sit and wait in vain
I guess I'll rap on your door
Tap on your window pane
I want to tell you Baby
The changes Ive been going through
Missing you.
Listen you
till you come back to me
Thats what I'm gonna do
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
...Hi Joe! nice to see you too, my friend! - I haven't gotten to play with you Sluts for awhile - I've missed you all...
Hi Mahataama! I'm just on my way out, but wanted to say hello. How's it going?
On topic: She wasn't invited to this thing. Her "managment team" (her mother, I'd say, as I think her mother's name is Flora and the email is signed FloraPManagement") RSVP'd so that Pheobes could flash that at the door and weasel her way in. That's what I think anyway.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
well there is a real live LA publicist here on this thread right now.
I say we talk to her about this.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Is Mimi going to get pissed because PP is trying to usurp her title as the Butterfly Queen?
I'm ready for a good cat fight.
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I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, “So long."
PR bitches are even more uppity now that Sex and the City is out. High maintenance Samantha Jones wannabes are out in force like huge schools of tuna swimming about - screeching that they're as famous as the celebrities they represent.
That's probably why she was denied. PR bitches love it when they feel like they can pull rank.
OR - she was denied because she uses improper grammar.
I'm pretty sure A Day in the Life of Phoebe Price
has done very good but saying it that way just sounds so trailer park.
Plus, I love that she's pretending she has management. GENIUS, girl. You better work. And by work I mean, seriously, get any kind of work you can...You can't afford to pick and choose.
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www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore
i'll never buy my beloved chanel sunglasses again. how dare they! Well, maybe if they appologize to PP.
man somebody needs to turn that frown upside down
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“All of us need something. You just have to grab on to whatever can get you through. Maybe it's this business, but it seems everything can be so tough, so hard.” - Lindsay Lohan
"German TV also followed her because they did a segment on 'a day in the life of Phoebe Price' and it has done very good."
If that's the kind of grammar the PR whores are using in that confirmation letter, no wonder she wasn't let into the opening.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Here we go again, it's the PP worthless 3-4 times a week posts. Again, it's all about nothing!
Clearly she is paying dlisted for this stupid and nothing PR work. It is NOT dlisted anymore it is the dlisted PR firm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 30, 2008 - 11:44am.
IM SERIOUS!
Ima sit my boo-tay o this here water bowl, poo babies or not. I gots me a lap top compooter and a bag of crispy totts and ima wait!
If my legs get tired, ill just jiggle me feet and lean to one cheek. Dont wants to get stuck now here?
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
I loved the part where it says that German t.v did a segment on her "a day in the life...." and said that it has "done very good" Shouldn't a PR person know correct grammar and have said "it has done very well"? No wonder the slag didn't get in! Oooo, she looks so intense too, I am sure she had them SCARED!
Was she invited? I'm confused. Because the letter says she is RSVPing to the event, like she was invited. In which case, why would they deny her entry?
Omfg, who typed that up for her? She did "A Day in the Life of Phoebe Price" for German TV and it has "DONE VERY GOOD." Dear Lord! Okay, she probably wrote it herself.
Submitted by LoLo on May 30, 2008 - 11:40am.
make cry times happen in my cry holes!
i wait on toilet till you get back
name poo baby after alphabet letters in your honor!
that right there is fuckin' funny!!.."wait on toilet till you get back"..HAHAHAHA!!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
You know, this has to be the oldest trick in the book. When you don't have an actual invite, you create an RSVP and show up with that, hoping the goons at the door can't read, or don't care. Sorry PP, didn't work this time. Next time forge an invite you knucklehead.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
...the silver finger and toenails bring out her pasty cadaver-ness quite nicely...
xxy, I'll miss you, you hot slut!
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Submitted by Vintagevamp on May 30, 2008 - 10:38am.
Are you sure she was denied? The email starts with "I'm confirming PP's invitation..." or whatever, and if you look above that, the response says, "Confirmed."
I'm so confused!
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LOL, I'm pretty sure that's what PP said when she read it!
I notice on the email that Pheobe's management is called "FloraP Management"..isn't Flora her mom's name?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by xxyxz on May 30, 2008 - 11:39am.
make cry times happen in my cry holes!
i wait on toilet till you get back
name poo baby after alphabet letters in your honor!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
BBL
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were robbed!
How embarrassing but I love how she stood in front of D&G instead. Brilliant move.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
LoLo, we'll always have our bumpin and poo babies on toilet times!
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Missy! I'm going for now, I'll log on later, Miss you slut!
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We were robbed!
Submitted by xxyxz on May 30, 2008 - 11:29am.
Moving? Damn, you're taking the Spurs loss kind of hard, aren't you?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Are you sure she was denied? The email starts with "I'm confirming PP's invitation..." or whatever, and if you look above that, the response says, "Confirmed."
I'm so confused!
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
She is a pathetic loser! Like anyone knows who the fuck she is or what she has done. Supermodel? Where, The School for the Blind?
Fuck Chanel.
WAITER!
There is a Publicist in my fucking soup!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 30, 2008 - 10:16am.
I was totally hoping that was her resume handed back to her with a big "F-minus" on the top.
TOO FUNNY! SO WAS I!!!
Oh, why those, horrible, mean DUMBASSES at Chanel!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
ASK MABEL!!!
Xxy! Can you email me with contact info? Don't wanna miss you while I'm there! I hate moving. Will send good thoughts your way, lady!
Submitted by xxyxz on May 30, 2008 - 11:29am.
yep, that did it... gonna start drinkin'... *crawls into corner awaiting xxyxz's return*... good luck with the move!!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Submitted by gretwards on May 30, 2008 - 11:35am.
Wow. I'm a publicist in LA, and that was one of the worst client submission emails I've ever seen. Only the best for the international supermodel!
ALERT ALERT! WE GOTS ONE OH DEM PR BITCHES UP IN HERE LETS GRILL ER!!!!!!!!
GET ER GET ER!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH A!!!!!!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
_Submitted by xxyxz on May 30, 2008 - 11:34am.
May you create new happy memories and cherish the old and other gay ass shit like that you beautiful whore bag!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Wow. I'm a publicist in LA, and that was one of the worst client submission emails I've ever seen. Only the best for the international supermodel!
xx - Ill miss you mama!! you must be excited!!
♥♥
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
Kizzy.. I'll be on later on in the afternoon, I hope to see you then.
Talk to you guys later! *smooches*
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We were robbed!
HA missy, no shit, that's what i was JUST getting ready to write....you did good. haha
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Also the people who put what I write as their signature are crazy and I have no idea why they do it. Its make no sense. I don't think you should have that there.
LOVE ANGELINA
eeeww! I think I see her problem. I read some of that email...uh, who wrote it? A 13 year old. It didn't sound very professional or well-written. My resume sounds a hellava lot more impressive.
You mean Chanel doesn't want low-rent skanks who've had they cottage cheese thighs splashed across the front pages of the National Enquirer to be photographed at their store opening? OUTRAGEOUS!!
that email is HIL-AAAARIOUS!!!!!
best line:
"German TV aslo did a segement on "A Day in the Life Of Phoebe Price" and it has done very good."
BWWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!
oh, poor Phoeebs, she has a low-rent manager!
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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!