Grab Your Shank

Take off your earrings, put on your heavy rings, hide razors in your hair and grab your shank! Chicken Cutlets needs our help.

Last night, the International supermodel and Queen of Cannes was denied entry to the opening of a Howard Johnson in Rockford, Illinois. NO! It was the opening of a Chanel store on Robertson Blvd. in Los Angeles. Yes, she was denied. DEE-NIED! I'm surprised PP even knew what they were saying. I doubt she's ever heard that word before. How fucking dare they! The audacity! Robertson is PP's stroll. Those dumb ass whores need to recognize.

PP showed the paps the e-mail ~~she made up herself~~ she received from Chanel's PR whores. You need to read this e-mail. It's amazing. It lists all of PP's accomplishments on one page. That shit should be like 600-pages. Shit, it should be a couple of volumes. PP's resume is neverending!

She also posed in front of the D&G store instead. She really showed those bitches!

BOYCOTT Chanel! You won't ever see me buying a $10,000 bag from Chanel. You wouldn't see me buying one anyway, but at least I have a reason now.

Wenn

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Submitted by dutchmodernist on June 1, 2008 - 11:40pm.

PP, let me be your PA...I know how to spell!

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Submitted by Chris A on June 1, 2008 - 10:42pm.

They probably didn't let her ass in based on the fact that she spelled it CHENEL on her little copy of the email.. dumb fuck!

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Submitted by gyeah on May 31, 2008 - 11:50pm.

Oh another thing PP, don't match your nail polish with your clothes, it looks TACKY. Just trying to help, dear. tOODLES.

p.s. (sorry to keep beating you down hard but shoes are fucking ugly too, sorry)

pps: (...and the butterfly...ok i'll stop)

ppss: (ahem...the antennas...ahem...i see why you weren't let in. you're not SJP, this is not Sex and the City...ok, i'm going now. Bye.

pppsss: (................the dress..............lace and sequins? u..g..h?)

Sorry, PeePee

Submitted by gyeah on May 31, 2008 - 11:38pm.

WOW, that letter reads like typer is basically on their knees BEGGING. And the "Confirmed" at the top looks like whoever typed it was laughing their ass off; yes i know how to read emotion in emails. They were like "Let's confirm but not let her in. FUN!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH"

Anyway, the second toe on her left foot bugs me. FIX IT PP!

Submitted by Little miss on May 31, 2008 - 4:35am.

TexnDoc - awesome! Thanks for the link! (

http://photos.posh24.com/p/100282/l/phoebe_price/phoebe_price_denied_ent...

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Submitted by aneurysm on May 31, 2008 - 12:11am.

her mom's grammar sucks. it did very WELL, not 'good'. all i have left to say is, LIAR LIAR pants on fire, phoebe. you suck. your outfit sucks. i'm sure it was cheap. like chanel wants that cheap shit in their store. they wouldn't clean their toilets with that outfit, not even the pipe-cleaner bracelet. i can't believe it has taken this long for you to get denied. you've probably been waiting for this moment to use as material just to leech more camera time from papz, that only indulge you for their amusement. that's right, phoebe, papz (the pond scum on the celebrity food chain) make fun of you. i want to shake you & say "don't you get it!" but sadly, you DO get it, you just have absolutely no shame! no. fucking. shame. you'll be lying in your deathbed....desperate...thinking of new ways to prove a point to someone somewhere that darn it, you are beautiful, you are smart, & dog gone it people like you! c'mon! you dumbass. you pathetic dumbass. here is something just for you phoebe, *one enormous eye roll* *followed by a loathsome glare*. ugh.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on May 30, 2008 - 11:31pm.

Michael K, it's stunning the number of websites that have picked up on Miss P. I've seen at least three covering the denial of DListed Hot Slut of the Year's entry into Chanel (well, yours and 2 others trying to jump your wagon). Speaking of which, is there a protocol she's close to violating here? She represents Michael K and must remember this during her reign :

http://photos.posh24.com/p/100282/l/phoebe_price/phoebe_price_denied_ent...

Talk about your "caption this".

Submitted by riverchic on May 30, 2008 - 10:00pm.

THANK YOU CHANEL!!!! It's about time somebody booted this nobody/wanna be outta the lime-light. I've always wondered why she's invited to ANYTHING...
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Submitted by rockfordrox on May 30, 2008 - 9:50pm.

hell no, i cant believe rockford illinois made it on dlisted

Submitted by jbean on May 30, 2008 - 9:14pm.

the comments here are hilarious but the look on her face in that main pic is almost making me kind of sad, that is DES.PER.ATION.

seriously, check that face out. like, coke-sweat desperation. sad/strange.

Submitted by killa_kali on May 30, 2008 - 7:40pm.

I know this has been said before but MK, you fucking slay me with your PP obsession. I couldn't care less about her but I always look forward any PP-related posts just for your commentaries.

Submitted by AmberWaves on May 30, 2008 - 5:48pm.

If we only could have seen Karl L. snub her with a swift whack across a chicken cutlet with his white glove.

Chanel is truly Priceless.

Submitted by Little miss on May 30, 2008 - 5:27pm.

If she really would be invited, why would she bring an email with her to prove it and not the invitation itself?

Who responds to an invitation: "I would like to RSVP...?

Of course she was not invited. Emm.. hmm.. Although, considering cheap and slutty Chanel's image nowadays - probably all the well paid Hollyweird whores and D-listers were invited anyway.

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Submitted by Cheeks on May 30, 2008 - 5:24pm.

As a publicist, I am embarrassed by that email.

Good God.

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Submitted by Jessyfix on May 30, 2008 - 4:56pm.

Did anyone notice the antennae coming out of her head? I bet she thought that since SJP wore a head weed for the SATC premiere in London, that it was some sort of new fashion.

She's tragic and her lack of ability to function as a normal human being is offensive.

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Submitted by Little miss on May 30, 2008 - 4:55pm.

Submitted by blanco on May 30, 2008 - 10:08pm.
Watch this vid to see the whole episode, Phoebe trying to get in and getting denied, posing for the paps! Priceless!!
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OMG, I can't believe she actually said "My mom will be on the phone tmrw mornin' "

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Submitted by blanco on May 30, 2008 - 4:38pm.

Watch this vid to see the whole episode, Phoebe trying to get in and getting denied, posing for the paps! Priceless!!

Submitted by blanco on May 30, 2008 - 4:34pm.

Phoebe and her manager mom are FOOLS! If Chanel really invited her and she would RSVP to that invitation, why would she need to list all her "accomplishments" anymore? There would be no need whatsoever as she'd merely have to write back: Thanks for the invitation, I'll be attending.

Submitted by MargeAggedon on May 30, 2008 - 4:15pm.

She's really hilarious. I know I shouldn't laugh at someone who's obviously mentally ill but it's hard to resist. Especially when she's out there wagging her chicken cutlets for all the world [and as many paps as she can find] to see.
She needs to go into comedy and claim it's all part of the act.
At least she'd have a kind of excuse then.

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Submitted by waterbucket on May 30, 2008 - 4:15pm.

How dare they? Phoebe is a goddess and should be able to enter every place on earth.

Submitted by Squash Posh on May 30, 2008 - 3:58pm.

oh, and by the way, I'm in Berlin and I never see anything about this, this...I don't have words anymore for this creature.
So no, she isn't popular in Europe, despite her delusions telling her otherwise.

Submitted by suze on May 30, 2008 - 3:55pm.

Who the fuck carries around a copy of an email when they're expecting to be admitted??

I'm bored with you now.

Submitted by RamenNoodles on May 30, 2008 - 3:52pm.

How ironic, I just got a package in the mail containing something I ordered from Chanel! I love chanel even more now! It would be so funny if PP got denied to the opening of the D&G store that's she's standing in front of too! ___________________________________
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Submitted by audiogirl on May 30, 2008 - 3:40pm.

Anybody notice how she mispells Chanel (Chenel) at the top of the email? Seriously, my daily wardrobe is from Target and Kohls and even I know how to spell Chanel. PP's silicone has seeped into her pea-sized brain.

Submitted by Hat Trick on May 30, 2008 - 3:09pm.

You know what? I am an extremely gentle person and have always gone out of my way not to hurt others feelings. But this PP shit is getting real old. To stand around and pose with scandal sheets and documents is the absolute dreggs of desparation. You are making an ass out of yourself, PP. If you would have expended the same amount of energy and tenaciousness into becoming a banker, realtor, business person of some sort, you would probably be very wealthy by now. You're not going to be a movie star. Be smart and take your talents elsewhere.

Submitted by Manimal5 on May 30, 2008 - 3:09pm.

The only reason they denied her was that"Dlisted Hot Slut of the Year" was not one the resume.
When is PP going to learn?

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Submitted by qjersey on May 30, 2008 - 2:59pm.

No talent "celebutantes" are kept alive by dumbass webmasters posting their pics. If it weren't for DListed this woman would have no 'net presences AT ALL.

Why don't you just hold your nose and fuck her already and give us break.

Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on May 30, 2008 - 2:57pm.

Why doesn't her sheet have what she is most famous for: D-Listed 2007 "Hot Slut of the Year" or as she liked to call it "Hot Babe of the Year".

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 30, 2008 - 2:53pm.

Submitted by Stock Broker on May 30, 2008 - 1:20pm.
PP will go to the opening of a door if she's invited
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I saw this in the recent comments column and was hoping it said she'd go to the opening of Paris Hilton's legs.

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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.

Submitted by Stock Broker on May 30, 2008 - 2:50pm.

PP will go to the opening of a door if she's invited.

Submitted by Thornhill on May 30, 2008 - 2:45pm.

She's big in Germany, so is the wienerschnitzel and the Heinkel 111 stuka dive bomber. That place is a hotbed of fashion elegance and a supermodel super nova.

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Submitted by Thornhill on May 30, 2008 - 2:39pm.

She has appeared at many events...But artistically has achieved absolutely nothing. And she is surprised that Chanel blew her off. Add dumb to the resume..

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Submitted by ozibitch on May 30, 2008 - 2:31pm.

LMAO at the email.

My fave part... German TV also followed her because they did a segment on 'a day in the life of phoebe price' and it has done very good.

Done very good?? How much does she pay that eloquent, english flunking publicist?

Submitted by SkyBitch on May 30, 2008 - 2:23pm.

***Submitted by michelehbc on May 30, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Do you realize that is says "the did a segment on "A day in the life of Pheobe Price" and it done very good.
who wrote this??? Britney's vag???
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No, Phoebe's MOM from Alabama. Can you tell?

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Submitted by Newportjoey on May 30, 2008 - 2:19pm.

The Cottage Cheese Committee did this to her for her thighs. Chanel will not entertain the hideously disfigured. Karl put the word out to have her banned......

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Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 30, 2008 - 2:01pm.

..."a day in the life of Phoebe Price".. has done very WELL. Not good, WELL. She even has low rent, cheap publicists.

Submitted by michelehbc on May 30, 2008 - 1:58pm.

Do you realize that is says "the did a segment on "A day in the life of Pheobe Price" and it done very good.

who wrote this??? Britney's vag???

Submitted by Nell on May 30, 2008 - 1:51pm.

"Howard Johnson in Rockford, Illinois. "

LMAO

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 30, 2008 - 1:42pm.

Submitted by Little miss on May 30, 2008 - 12:11pm.
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Wow. I'd feel kind of bad for her if I cared in the slightest.

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Submitted by Little miss on May 30, 2008 - 1:41pm.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 30, 2008 -

Noooo! Her mom is her manager? LMAO!

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Her momma also posts here sometimes, pretending to be Phoebe's fans, when PP is away :-) and as she said it once: "This girls' determination is kind of indearing"...

*LMFAO*

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