Friday, May 30th 2008

Morning Wood

Pepaw on a slide! 91-year-old Kirk Douglas dedicates 400th playground - Celebitchy

The best and worst TV weddings. Donna and David's wedding on 90210 as one of the best?! Whacked! - I'm Not Obsessed

Fishsticks Paltrow works out for 3 hours a day. If only she would spend 3 hours a day in acting class - ICYDK

Gillian Anderson is hot. Thanks to bright lights and Photoshop - Popoholic

One of the Hanson chicks had a baby - Celebrity Baby Scoop

A feeding frenzy for Larry Craig bobble-foots! - Towleroad

Perry Farrell's dogs are huge and WTF is his ass wearing? - Jezebel

Posted by: Michael K


4lice4nn's picture

Perry is so sex. Nothing's Shocking is one of my favorite albums of all time. <3

gucci's picture

Kirk Douglas is the Granddaddy of pepaws!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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magnificent_G's picture

dbella, obviously I saw BH and I don't need pics. If you've seen it to the end you must have noticed the change in her character, who *is* basically detached, cold and wooden - but conveys some strong emotions behind this composed countenance. Maybe that's why she had a bunchful of noms...

kbug's picture

gillian anderson was always hot. it's not photoshop.

dbella's picture

Gillian Anderson is an attractive woman, but she was abyssmal in "Bleak House" on Masterpiece Theatre. Her acting was wooden, and worse, she insisted on making the stupidest pursed lipped face throughout the ENTIRE production. It was just horrendous. I guess she thought that women of that era went about looking as if someone had shoved a tent pole up their arse. Google image "Gillian Anderson Bleak House" and you get nothing but lemon lips photos.

http://www.thestage.co.uk/images/pics/10508.jpg

magnificent_G's picture

Well, I was shocked when I first saw her outside the XF set, at an award ceremony (in Italy): hair in a bun and a lovely dress, she was gorgeous. I didn't recognise her at first.

Funny that the only "bad" things gossip sites find to write about her are like this one, lol ;-)

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Submitted by magnificent_G on May 30, 2008 - 10:37am.
Gillian Anderson is beautiful IN PERSON. Even more so.
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I saw her in person years ago while in the David Letterman audience. Was shocked at how skinny she is in real life vs. on the xfiles dressing her to look frumpy.

magnificent_G's picture

Gillian Anderson is beautiful IN PERSON. Even more so.

dustbunny's picture

anyone else worried about Kirk D. going down a slide like that?

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 30, 2008 - 8:58am.
Submitted by mike on May 30, 2008 - 9:48am.

Gillian Anderson is always ravishing. She's a rare natural beauty. I've said it before, but she reminds me of a woman in a Sargent portrait.
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I can see that, Mike. I think more like Rossetti, though. It's her coloring and bone structure, I think, but whatever, I totally see her in some of his subjects.
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Agreed, like Kate Winslet; from another era entirely.

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

an old man?hehe,i enjoy him!
Just take it easy!
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LoLo's picture

TWISTED MISSY AVIE!!!!
WOOO WOOOOOO!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

missy's picture

hahahaha LoLo - he probably did!_____________________________________________

WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

LoLo's picture

Submitted by missy on May 30, 2008 - 10:55am.
aw, that picture of farrell and his dogs is awesome :)
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I wonder if he thought "Hey, they will make great pets!"

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Karma Police's picture

Farrells's dogs are badass.

I don't know why, but I've always thought that Gillian Anderson looks like she'd be a bitch.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Submitted by mike on May 30, 2008 - 9:48am.

Gillian Anderson is always ravishing. She's a rare natural beauty. I've said it before, but she reminds me of a woman in a Sargent portrait.
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I can see that, Mike. I think more like Rossetti, though. It's her coloring and bone structure, I think, but whatever, I totally see her in some of his subjects.

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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Aww, I love big slobbery doggies!

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missy's picture

aw, that picture of farrell and his dogs is awesome :)
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Rishkin's picture

I like Perry Farrell's dogs.

Kirk Douglas dedicates 400th playground.... cool!

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Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

M.E.--I say you drop your kiddies off with Fishsticks' nanny and go to the gym and bogart fishy's favorite stairmaster. That'll get her white little panties in a delicious wad!

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Stock Broker's picture

Fishsticks Paltrow is such as hack.

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Submitted by Stoney on May 30, 2008 - 10:46am.

proof is in the pudding... mmmmmm, pudding!LOL!

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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."

mike's picture

Gillian Anderson is always ravishing. She's a rare natural beauty. I've said it before, but she reminds me of a woman in a Sargent portrait.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

What's with all the Perry Farrell publicity, lately? Did I miss something imperative in the wide world of music?

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M.E.'s picture

Fuck you Fishsticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd kill to be able to work out for 3 hrs a day!!!

kikysweety's picture

He is so handsome and sexy..so many mature women want to date with him, but I hear he just dates a rich women at the dating site called ** www.JSeniorMatch.com **..do you want to know more about him? His profile is really interesting.

Stoney's picture

Oh, thanks. Just proved I'm a dork!

LOL
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

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Submitted by Stoney on May 30, 2008 - 10:41am.

Jane's Addiction lead singer

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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."

Hekki's picture

I want to shove Paltrow's head in a toilet. Preferably after my dried-apricot-eating two year old has just finished going.

Rather impressed by Kirk Douglas. I'm sure CZJ is cursing her husband's long-life genes.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I hope there's someone from a nursing facility at the bottom of the slide to catch him.

And the Best/Worst TV Wedding list was lame. And it was Ross and Emily, not Emmy.

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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.

I love Harlequin Great Danes. Reminds me of Pinkerton. :)

NitWitty's picture

Yeah, well I could work out three hours a day too but then I'd have to give up MK and dlisted! Ain't happening.

madam s.'s picture

I'm just glad MK posted the picture of him playing on the slide instead of the next one of them changing his diaper.

Stoney's picture

Every time you use the word Pepaw, my loves for you grows, MK. I used to have a Pepaw. He died.

*sobs*

And who the fuck is Perry Farrell?

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

Little China Doll's picture

Now that is one old Pepaw that is still hanging on! Love it.

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-Kiki Dunst

Mel-Tang's picture

Be careful, Kirk! I'm half your age and I just went down one of those last week and focked up my arm. I have a brush burn from hell on my elbow.

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Clarisse's picture

Should you really let a 91 year old on a slide????

As far as Perry, i can't hate on a Dane owner...it's against my religion.

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Awwwww Kirk! So hot in Spartacus!

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NitWitty's picture

Can you say, hip replacement? Old Kirk is definitely a hot peepaw but he better be careful of those slides..Dammit! Where's DeeDee when I need to make fun of her?! Family reunion, my ass.