Are The Chosen Ones Among Us?
OK! Magazine is reporting that a bunch of French hos are claiming that Angie Jo has blessed the world with her two new messiahs. French media outlets are saying she gave birth this past Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France. Catholic clinic? I'm surprised the joint didn't explode from her intense holiness. Hmmm...I also didn't feel the earth shake on Sunday. Must not be true.
The rumor is that Angie had her doctor flown in from California for this very special occasion. She had the Pope flown in too, I'm sure. She reportedly named them Isla Marcheline Jolie-Pitt and Amelie Jane Jolie-Pitt.
Dustin Hoffman recently said that Angie was due in August, but he could have just been blowing in our asses. Blowing in our asses without tongue! Rude.
I won't believe it until Maddox shouts it from the hilltops. Yeah, right. He's over this baby shit. He probably sits in the corner playing his Nintendo DS and rolling his eyes.
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"...he could have just been blowing in our asses. Blowing in our asses without tongue! Rude."
HAHAHA. Thank God for MK.
If this is true, then Americans should have the day off from work....it is truly a Holiday. No?
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
Actually, my favorite French female name is Laure. I like short names.
And in other news, I had a massive bowel movement.
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But then again, what do I know?
Was the Catholic clinic also a manger?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
that's it!! i'm going to church today! not because of this... i just like wine and crackers
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Oh, and, props to Brad not letting Angie name them Castor and Pollux. Those are adorable names! Amelie is adorable!
OK, forgive me my JJ moment. It won't happen again.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
she infuriates me today for some reason
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
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The Just Jared Brangeloonies are going to be losing their shit over this! The intense sugar output over there is going to give everyone DIABEETUS.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
if true. i really like those names and love that their moms names are in as well. that is really cute
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
If the names are true, I approve. Jane's my favorite female name.