Are The Chosen Ones Among Us?
OK! Magazine is reporting that a bunch of French hos are claiming that Angie Jo has blessed the world with her two new messiahs. French media outlets are saying she gave birth this past Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France. Catholic clinic? I'm surprised the joint didn't explode from her intense holiness. Hmmm...I also didn't feel the earth shake on Sunday. Must not be true.
The rumor is that Angie had her doctor flown in from California for this very special occasion. She had the Pope flown in too, I'm sure. She reportedly named them Isla Marcheline Jolie-Pitt and Amelie Jane Jolie-Pitt.
Dustin Hoffman recently said that Angie was due in August, but he could have just been blowing in our asses. Blowing in our asses without tongue! Rude.
I won't believe it until Maddox shouts it from the hilltops. Yeah, right. He's over this baby shit. He probably sits in the corner playing his Nintendo DS and rolling his eyes.
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Submitted by Little China Doll on May 30, 2008 - 10:06am.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 9:59am.
"Jack Black said what he said based off the tabloids and they just happened to be right. So...everyone is in the dark...including myself."
I'm curious, why do you add "including myself". Are you and Angie BFF's or something? Of course you'd be in the dark like everyone else!!
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Well...no I don't Angelina personally but as a fan who has connections to other fans...all over the world...we usually have the FACTS about certain things before others.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Ew, why is there a Brangeloonie walking among us?
Some one said they met on a good dating site named www.Jseniormatch.com There also has some 30+ 40+ sexy babies' profiles and photos , they are waiting for you.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 9:59am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 30, 2008 - 9:50am
That was the reason for the LOL, all that whole thing was one big riff of a joke by Dustin. I'm sure that's all they had all been asked all day. He just came up with a humorous deflection. I was joking on his joke.
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Submitted by Rishkin on May 30, 2008 - 9:59am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 30, 2008 - 9:49am.
Rishkin!! Love your avvie!! Adorable!!
Thanks kizzy,
He has Steven Tyler teef haha!
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In that case, be sure to keep him in the dark and quiet, so he can have solitude. LMAO
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The web host servers for Just Jared have probably crashed by now. All those loonies wanting to vent their devotion to Santa Angelina. Barf.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 9:59am.
"Jack Black said what he said based off the tabloids and they just happened to be right. So...everyone is in the dark...including myself."
I'm curious, why do you add "including myself". Are you and Angie BFF's or something? Of course you'd be in the dark like everyone else!!
.........REHAB is for when I'm gloomy...........
i don't buy it because the names are actually normal and pretty.
Brad is also a douchebag, i never knew that until now
And here we go.
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But then again, what do I know?
I guess the twin girls aren't available anymore. Twin girls was mentioned several times.
It could be true, twins rarely ever carry to full term, especially if you are not on bedrest, and this heffa has been jet setting the whole pregnancy, so it could be true, who knows.
Birthing bastard babies is so 2007!
NWAT HWAT AT AWALL!
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and ya know what else?!?! I just realized all the bullshit "rocky" past shes had, the lesbos the heroin, the knives, it was all just a bunch of attention seeking fukery, just like this shit is.
people who do risky shit like that (well minus the lesbo part, no risk there) are usually in a lot of pain. being in that state and certainly overcoming it gives you a lasting sense of humility.. you know that life can kick your ass so you decide to approach life humbly... does this sound like Angie Jo? Yeah didnt think so. Maybe growing up the privedged child of a hollywood actor wasnt such a tough upbringing after all was it angie jo?
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 30, 2008 - 9:50am.
LOL. Dustin was clearly joking...see everyone saw Jack but the Dustin Interview was for French TV and some how it was said that Dustin said the due date and the sex of the babies but no one knows anything. Jack Black said what he said based off the tabloids and they just happened to be right. So...everyone is in the dark...including myself. However if its on People.com or in the mag its true.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Standing there with that smug look, big belly and anorexic arms with Pitt supporting her nutty fantasies makes me want to barf. I hope those twin girls get a healthy start. She was also drinking and anorexic before pregnancy.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 30, 2008 - 9:49am.
Rishkin!! Love your avvie!! Adorable!!
Thanks kizzy,
He has Steven Tyler teef haha!
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@ Urban Cougar- I completely agree with you!! It'll be a constant reminder for Whorelina on how she and brad were brought together...little Jane...*bats eyelashes and sighs*
Effing homewrecker
Christ on a cracker I want to wipe that smug look off her puss. Whore.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
I hope it's bullshit - if the new blessed ones are born so close to Shiloh's birthday the poor kid will never get her own party again.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
These people are from hell. I am really tired of hearing about them. They need to fuck off, STAT!
Submitted by waterbucket on May 30, 2008 - 8:50am.
God, I can't stand the smugness on her face in that picture. All Hail Saint Angelina!
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right?? its sickening... she has no humility whatsoever
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No more reading dlisted while drinking *any* sort of fluid.
l. I choked and choked on my coffee when I got to the part about the Catholic clinic. If this was 2012, I'd be saying my last prayers
2. Jane is also the name of the "character" Whoreline played in Mr. and Mrs. Smith where she and Brad were just "friends." I'll bet that's why Whorelina named her Jane, but told Brad it was after his mom.
hey rishkin!♥
:p
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 30, 2008 - 9:47am.
Total Bullshit. However the names are very pretty. No one knows the sex of the babies.
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Dustin Hoffman sure thought he did, LOL
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God, I can't stand the smugness on her face in that picture. All Hail Saint Angelina!
Rishkin!! Love your avvie!! Adorable!!
"If it ain't so, I should smile n kiss a pig!"
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Total Bullshit. However the names are very pretty. No one knows the sex of the babies.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Don't really care, but now I want Watermelon.
Hi miisy & kizzy
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nice call trudy! ahahahaha!
*high five*
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holy hell all...i havent been on in months... total Dlisted withdrawal. fuck corporate internet blocking..
on topic- my middle name is Jane, so I approve but like someone said unless its on People.com i wont believe it.
Those are some gorgeous names, which makes me think it's not true. Angie Jo has no taste.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Congratulations to them if this is true. The names are really pretty. :)
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Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
If this is true and the babies are healthy, she was farther along than she said or she wasn't really pregnant. I hope they are healthy.
Submitted by mike on May 30, 2008 - 9:38am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 30, 2008 - 9:34am.
I thought we'd hear a loud burst, like when the sound barrier is broken, and see the Aurora Borealis in the daytime?
Kizzy, it could have caused that crane to collapse in Manhattan.
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That explains it, that much of a disturbance in the Force could have sent powerful sound-barrier-breaking waves all over the planet. As well as the bolting Aurora Borealis appearing in the daylight, and likely in the desert, too.
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Maddox rocks!
Angelina is going to be so bored with them the first few months, they won't say anything and it's a bit early for knife throwing.
Zahara and Shiloh gots major competition for the snacks now.
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Hopefully this is not true cause I could easily go another month or two without the shitstorm this will cause.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 30, 2008 - 9:34am.
I thought we'd hear a loud burst, like when the sound barrier is broken, and see the Aurora Borealis in the daytime?
Kizzy, it could have caused that crane to collapse in Manhattan.
@ missy- I heard James Haven, Clooney and Damon showed up with frankinsense, myrrh and gold.
Now THAT's the funniest damn thing I've read so far this morning!
She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by Migraineuse on May 30, 2008 - 9:34am.
true, and i've heard a nasty little rumor that they soak up the booze... we can't have that now can we?!
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the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
I thought we'd hear a loud burst, like when the sound barrier is broken, and see the Aurora Borealis in the daytime?
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Submitted by missy on May 30, 2008 - 9:33am.
IV - I just like that you said DIABEETUS
Sheeps - I heard James Haven, Clooney and Damon showed up with frankinsense, myrrh and gold.
Nah, our James Haven's going to be made to clean up the manger.
What the hell happened to Blob 2 and Blob 3?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 30, 2008 - 5:27am.
that's it!! i'm going to church today! not because of this... i just like wine and crackers
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Put down the crackers. They'll give you cottage cheese thighs.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 30, 2008 - 6:29am.
Was the Catholic clinic also a manger?
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once again, how can you think of this shit so early? I can hardly remember my name..and I've even had some coffee! lol
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
Jane is Pitts mother's name. I am surprized that Angie allowed that name to take place. God, now all we are going to hear for the next couple of weeks are stories about these exceptional babies or blobs as Angie will no doubt refer to them since they are biological children and not adopted. I am sure an adoption of a displaced Chinese or Tibetan baby is in the works today. When will we be blessed with the 12million dollar photos of them. They got 6 for Shiloh, twins puts People magazine in a whole new ass kissing bracket!
Love the names, although I doubt that there's any truth to this story. I am so old school that I don't believe anything until I read it on the people.com website.
IV - I just like that you said DIABEETUS
Sheeps - I heard James Haven, Clooney and Damon showed up with frankinsense, myrrh and gold.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
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