Birthday Sluts

I don't care what he is. He is hotter then hell could ever be.

Hello darling, can I pet your monkey? I know, I know but. can I pet your sloth? just doesn't roll off the tongue right.
Speaking of tongue...

He looks handsome. Is he single now? His blog and photos were found at millionaire&celeb dating site ----- "AffluentBachelors.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.

Someone needs to convince Anderson Cooper to come out of the closet! He looks too great and polished to be straight.

*-Jenny-*

is this guy an albino? he looks it.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Anderson looks hot and sensitive, plus he looks on the verge of a panic attack, the sloth is about to pee on him and he's NOT HAVING IT!!!

Your face!

amle,
What moronic thing to say. Do you mean besides the time he spent being a war reporter, and the co-anchor jobs at ABC and CNN, he's only good to The Mole???

ya douche.

Andy Andy Andy! What a dish. Love him to death. Happy birthday, you hot slut.

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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."

Happy Birthday Anderson ... I'll see you tonight, to give you your present (nudge nudge wink wink) ... smudges (damn! lucky sloth)

Anderson Cooper needs to go back to being the host of The Mole. That is all he is good for. He should give thanks to his mom Gloria Vanderbilt for his popularity. He would be no where without that.

I would give anything to be that sloth! I will now practice, by sitting on my ass and reading dlisted and playing scrabulous for hours on end

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http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 3, 2008 - 5:59am.

Suzie Quatro? There's a blast from the past!
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"Our love is alive......and so it begins....."
Stumblin In, anyone?

Ah...HB to Anderson, and Migraine Sally!

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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.

Ooh Anderson... Happy B'day to him and Migraine Sally
~SAS

HB Suzie Quatro and Tony Curtis.

Migraine Sally on June 3, 2008 - 10:25am.

It's MY Birthday too!!!!!!

-HAPPY BIRTHDAY HWORE!!!!
Cheers!

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

Submitted by Spoiled on June 3, 2008 - 9:07am.
Actually, I've seen the dead folks removed once it's realized...
How can Colleen be 82 when 17 of those years were spent as ashes? If that's the case, Happy 102nd Birthday Josephine Baker! ;)
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Thank for bringing up Josephine...I think I'll play her cd to commemorate.

http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com

It's MY Birthday too!!!!!!

☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻

Anderson Cooper (41)- Lovely.

James Purefoy (44)- OMG Sexy fucker.

Suzie Quatro (58)- Rock the fuck on, an originator.

Tony Curtis (83)- He's still alive? Ok.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

Collen Dewhurst was on the list? Thank goodness there wasn't a picture of her too, she and my mother looked like twins. I used to cry when I saw pictures of Colleen after my mother died in 1986. When Colleen died, it hit me really hard for some strange reason. I loved her in Ice Castles.

Anyhoo, that's one lucky sloth hanging on that stud Anderson Cooper. I know, I know, he's gay, but a girl can dream, can't she?

HB to all the sluts!

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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.

Happy Birthday to all the sluts.MMM Tony Curtis back in the day!

Actually, I've seen the dead folks removed once it's realized...
How can Colleen be 82 when 17 of those years were spent as ashes? If that's the case, Happy 102nd Birthday Josephine Baker! ;)

MK regularly puts iconic people who have already died in the Birthday Sluts list.

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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.

Suzie Quatro? There's a blast from the past!

♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

I also feel compelled to note that the lovely Colleen Dewhurst no longer celebrates birthdays!!

For a moment, I thought I had gotten the news wrong so many years ago, and that she was still actually out there somewhere! But no. Now it's like she's died all over again.

www.whenthingsgetdark.com

Colleen Dewhurst... I loved her on Anne of Green Gables.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w7wf6nIuCsA&feature=related

Just Like A White Winged Dove

Happy birthday to u all....especially that hot piece of ass....cooper!!! muah!!!

Island life...where the sky is blue & the water is crystal clear Bitches!!!!!

awwwwww loooook at that!!!
The cute Yankie "Birthday" Interviewing Dude actually got to hold on to one of JLo & Skeletor's offspring for a moment...

god i wish anderson cooper was straight.

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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 3, 2008 - 8:36am.
He was probably only up for the role in my head. You know, same way he's "up" for the role of Dungeon Master in my fantasy world...
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:D

Oh THOSE roles....!

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

Uvula,
Yes, he would have been brilliant!

I remember reading an article after he did "Vanity Fair" and he was saying how he had been acting for almost 20 years, he was 41 years old but he was now being labled as the "hot new up and comer"...

The C word,
Thanks! I feel inspired today!

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

um, Colleen Dewhurst has been dead for quite some time

Submitted by The C word on June 3, 2008 - 7:35am.
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He was probably only up for the role in my head. You know, same way he's "up" for the role of Dungeon Master in my fantasy world...

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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 3, 2008 - 8:32am.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 3, 2008 - 7:30am.
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I was actually heartbroken he wasn't picked as Bond.
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Huh, didn't know he was up for that role...I wanted Clive Owen but now that you mention it, James would have been a good choice too.

Clarisse - nice avie. :)

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

Submitted by Clarisse on June 3, 2008 - 7:30am.
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I was actually heartbroken he wasn't picked as Bond.

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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.

Thanks Loozer, me too!
Classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_am1ydf8QRA

Happy Birthday to Melissa, writer of E.T. (and Harrison's ex) and to Bernard Schwartz (aka Tony Curtis).

Has Anderson ever officially come out?

P. S. Colleen Dewhurst died 17 years ago!

Uvula,
I AM a slut, but i'm a loyal slut!

(^.^)

I mean, have you ever gotten a good look at Purefoy's lips??? Sweet Jeeeezus!

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

Morning all and Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to AC, James Purefoy (yum), Leather Tuscadero, and everyone else on the list today!

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

Clarisse, I knew you'd already be in here for your boy James. You SLUT!!!! :)

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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.

Happy Birthday Leather Tuscadero!
I will have "Stumblin' In" stuck in my head all day now.

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You played dead
But you never bled
Instead you lay still in the grass
All coiled up and hissin

I'd rather see Suzie Quatro!

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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"

http://www.myspace.com/artbybillie

James Purefoy,
Oh HELL yes!!!

Yummy yum yum!!!

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

He's not my type...but he looks likes hes super kinky and dirty in bed. I'd hit.

The sloth is cuter.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Oh Anderson, You bring me to orgasm every time I watch you on CNN. Oh Anderson, Oh Anderson, Oh, Anderson, Oh, Anderson, Anderson, Anderson, ANDERSON!!!!!!!!