Thursday, May 29th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Yesh, I would. Only because it's rumored that the dick is major. I would have to sit in a bath of nail polish remover afterwards to get the Simpson smegma off of me.
We would also have to "shave 'n fuck." That hairy patch on his belly is distracting. I don't mind landing strips, but that shit needs a little maintenance. I bet his peen bush is like the damn amazon jungle. You need a machete to get through that mess. I guess Jenny Aniston doesn't mind pubies between her teeth. Beggars can't be choosers!
Here's John in Hawaii this past weekend. Jenny wasn't with him. He needed to spend time with the "boys."
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Every time I see this guy all I can think of is him sticking his tongue into Perez's meth mouth. Of course Perez is a world class liar, but I believe this one.
And did you read the nauseating tribute Mayer wrote to Pete Wentz on his blog? Those two were bumping nasties for sure. BARF!!!
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
I wish he would just STFU and play his guitar.
Maybe afterwards I'd let him buy me dinner and kiss the hem of my garment.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
didn't he swap spit with perez? that should be taken into consideration.
He sucks! I don't care if his peen is the size of King Kong's, he is repulsive and the poster boy of "douche".
Would I hit it? NO.
Why? Because he is a self-admitted douche bag, duh.
Plus he fucked Jessica Simpson... I can deal with Jennifer Love-Hewitt/pre-cellulite days.. and Jennifer Aniston (say what you want, but the bitch has a fuckin' rockin' body) but .....NOT Jessica Simpson. I don't want her left over, no thanks.
Plus, he always look so white and pasty.
Sorry, I don't do limp dick music.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Would I hit it? NO. Keep that skanky peen far, far away from me.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Semi-thick middle and skinny legs? No thanks, he looks like a pregnant cockroach.
He looks like such a poser with that tattoo sleeve. Ugh.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
i don't know crap about him and he's really self-important with all this "finding myself" crap lately...he actually said it would take an hour to talk me out of knowing him as what the public knows him...i thought that was funny cuz i don't know shit about him in the first place. except that he's with jenny and he's soul searching, but who really cares about that? that being said.....guess i would hit it.
off topic: any of you sluts live in philly? i'm coming saturday for the day, just wondered where the best food is for a one-day trip to the touristy crap
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Also the people who put what I write as their signature are crazy and I have no idea why they do it. Its make no sense. I don't think you should have that there.
LOVE ANGELINA
JA don't do BJs. True fact.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Post-feathering, post-Simpson, with that nasty tattoo sleeve? My body says no, but my mind says money train, so fuck yes. I'd fight down the vomit.
Hit that only if I could gag his mouth shut with my panties...and bra. And maybe a pillowcase or two just to make sure I don't have to hear a peep out of his mouth.
No, no, no. Not even wearing a biohazard suit. I don't find this douche attractive at all.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.