Thursday, May 29th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Yesh, I would. Only because it's rumored that the dick is major. I would have to sit in a bath of nail polish remover afterwards to get the Simpson smegma off of me.
We would also have to "shave 'n fuck." That hairy patch on his belly is distracting. I don't mind landing strips, but that shit needs a little maintenance. I bet his peen bush is like the damn amazon jungle. You need a machete to get through that mess. I guess Jenny Aniston doesn't mind pubies between her teeth. Beggars can't be choosers!
Here's John in Hawaii this past weekend. Jenny wasn't with him. He needed to spend time with the "boys."
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 29, 2008 - 8:55pm.
I thought that was Corey Haim with a haircut.
i thought it was Corey Feldman... eh, what's the difference?!?!
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I thought that was Corey Haim with a haircut.
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Oh, I like tiny dark nipples on my men, but Mayer is just coated in cheese and as such, un-doable.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
No, he's gross without a shirt. Yuck. Where's the muscle tone, and what's with the child-like nips?
Sure, happy to hit him, provided there is not any new slang sense to "hit" that I missed during the past three years when I was trekking through the Indian Subcontinent and Central Asia.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I thought that Perez Kiss him while Jessica gave him a BJ
Nope. He looks like one of the Menendez brothers.
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I would NOT hit that. He looks like he is coated in smegma and hair!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Yes, I would hit him. I would pick up Maniston by her chicken legs, and use her like a baseball bat hoping her laaawng chin hit him upside his big ass head.
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I'd rather not hit anything that Jessica Simpson has hit, thank you. That and his legs look like skeletor's, despite the fact he's got a little weight up top...
Franniiv3 Perez passed a lie detector test and he said that he french kissed John while Jessica Simpson was sitting next to him (John) and rubbing his leg in a club some months ago. He also said John was 'into it'
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Submitted by Mr. President on May 29, 2008 - 5:14pm.
Every time I see this guy all I can think of is him sticking his tongue into Perez's meth mouth. Of course Perez is a world class liar, but I believe this one.
And did you read the nauseating tribute Mayer wrote to Pete Wentz on his blog? Those two were bumping nasties for sure. BARF!!!
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Oh lord- he loves Wentz?!?! I hate that dude. Man-liner, stupid interviews and marrying Asshole Simpson = ultimate douche.
But you're right - Perez is a big time liar, but I saw him take that lie detector test on youtube - I am convinced that he is telling the truth about John Mayer shoving his tongue down his throat - nasty! Perez is a fat, filthy pig.
No thanks. I have an aversion to giant tools.
If I didn't know about the blogging problem he has and the string of heinous bimbos, I so would have. Ugh, the blogging. Ugh, the tarts. So gross and such a turnoff.
But I'm bemused as to how he went from having a bunch of dumb little bad tattoos, to suddenly getting that Japanese sleeve which I love.
Submitted by Candy Lynn on May 29, 2008 - 8:31pm.
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
yeah, i would hit it with a bottle of scotch and a straight razor!
BTW- I do like the ring of "proper knob" and plan on using it in a conversation very soon. TYVM.
Hell YEAH I'd hit that. He's FINE!!!! and he doesn't have to shave anything off, I like guys just like that. No manscaping for me thank you very much.
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I haven't been a member for that long, but was there ever a time when DListed's blogs weren't a spam yard for folks who speak shitty English, pimping effed sites???
He should be nominated as Summer's Eve's Man of the Year... Making a fan give him ten bucks for a posed picture with him... Douche.
would hit it hard mayer is yummy.i like unfunny douchebags don't hate it's a sickness
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No. I would not.
I don't get it, what happened with him and that Perez? Anyways he's alright, fuckable but not good nuff for Jennifer though, he seems like he seems like a proper knob.
If by hit it, you mean physically assault then yes, yes I would. There was a time my panty-pudding would be all ready and gooey for him but no chance in hell now. Dating Jessica Simpson and being an outright douche who compromised his integrity for fame is a turn off for me.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I'd hit it with one of XxXTina's Triple E tatas but I heard he's not into that shit so I'd hit him with Perez' dick instead.
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I'd hit it with his own guitar, on that enormous head of his.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
His mankini / thong was hot. Ummm, maybe not.
...I wouldn't hit it but I bet Dr. Tattoff would love to...
if he took off those flowery shorts. :)j/k..
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Do I need to remind ya'll again that I'm neither a douche, nor a fratboy poser??
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Not at all, sweetie. We know better than that. :)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 30, 2008 - 12:35am.
Ah OK, my PC's been acting up so I thought it was just me. Hopefully it's be working soon then.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
Now that's fucking weird. Women have to get boob jobs, botox, nose jobs, fake tanning and weaves just to look DECENT in L.A. and this douche is getting all the pussy in town? WTF?
And look at the cheesy tats! Dude looks like a sticker album, for fuck's sake!
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 7:03pm.
He looks like such a poser with that tattoo sleeve. Ugh.
Heh, when I was in L.A. over New Years, I bought a sheer, tight t-shirt with markings on the sleeves. You wear it under a normal short-sleeved t-shirt, and it gives you the appearance of tattoo sleeves. It looks pretty real until you're close enough to touch it.
Do I need to remind ya'll again that I'm neither a douche, nor a fratboy poser??
DAE: My Photobucket is down too.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
John Mayer does NOTHING for me....
I'd like to hit him w/ a wiffle ball bat.
*Smile Bitches*
to mrs kravitz...
you left out the part where he lays his cloak over a mud puddle so you don't soil your dainty slippers. oh... wait... I may have explained to myself his kiss with perez...
I'd love to hit it... right in his face with that boogie board.
Quic of topic question - can anybody log in photobucket? I keep getting "page cannont be displayed"
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
not even with phoebe price's weiner.
I'm all set with douche supplies thanks anyway
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yeah, I said it! what?
His iron-on Yakuza sleeve tattoo cracks me up. This guy is pure douche.
Submitted by Newportjoey on May 29, 2008 - 6:16pm.
I thought one of the Menedez brothers got out of the slammer.
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OMG! That is who he reminded me of. couldn't put my finger on it.
oh fuck no.
I probably could have got a piece of that back when he used to pump gas at the Fairfield, CT gas station I used to stop at on my way in to work.
wasn't hot then. isn't hot now.
he's hot but thats not enough to cover up the amazon pubes and his fucktard attitude. If i have to shave, so do you man.
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Submitted by Newportjoey on May 29, 2008 - 4:16pm.
I thought one of the Menedez brothers got out of the slammer.
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Oh, I'd so hit one of those lovely Menendez boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
I would love to hit that!!!
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@Sheeps. JA don't give BJ'S...No wonder she can't hold a man down..
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I thought one of the Menedez brothers got out of the slammer.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
He looks a bit like Frankenstein's monster from that Deniro movie to me...
Only, I'd think about hitting FrankenDeniro before getting with that douchebasket.
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