Thursday, May 29th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Yesh, I would. Only because it's rumored that the dick is major. I would have to sit in a bath of nail polish remover afterwards to get the Simpson smegma off of me.
We would also have to "shave 'n fuck." That hairy patch on his belly is distracting. I don't mind landing strips, but that shit needs a little maintenance. I bet his peen bush is like the damn amazon jungle. You need a machete to get through that mess. I guess Jenny Aniston doesn't mind pubies between her teeth. Beggars can't be choosers!
Here's John in Hawaii this past weekend. Jenny wasn't with him. He needed to spend time with the "boys."
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Manimal! Loves it!
(no need to shush Sheeps, it's ok.....lol)
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
Hedley Lamarr: I've killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.
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Taggart: I got it! I got it!
Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one..
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW! We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on!
Lamarr: Marvelous!
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Taggart:I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge.
Hedley Lamarr: How?
Taggart: We'll kill the first born male child in every household.
Hedley Lamarr: Too Jewish.
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Harvey Korman as Ed (Eunice's husband) on the Carole Burnett Show. (Can remember the exact lines.)
"Eunice I'm nothing but a failure. It's written right there on my forehead..F-A-Y-L-U-R. Failure!"
RIP Harvey.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 29, 2008 - 10:58pm.
History of The World Part 1 is one of my favorite fucking movies EVER. I can recite it word for word....
prove it!!LOL!.... hi, PSL!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 7:34pm.
ya know, if real music ever becomes fashionable again this guy's in for one hell of a wake up call
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Here's the thing. The guy is a tool and his music sux donkey balls, but he CAN play the guitar. I saw him TV and he blew me away. Dude's got the chops. Too bad about the whole douche thing.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 29, 2008 - 7:58pm.
John Mayer sucks literally.
heeheehee. (Shhh...)
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
MANIMAL:
Ahahhahhaha!
New screen name!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Evening all!
John Mayer sucks literally.
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@TV:
Uh huh. Okay. Hey, what are you doing tonight? *winks*
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Hi ESE and Maninal....no I am not a man, but the NYDaily news Movie Critic said I am NOT a woman, because I have no desire to see the 'Sex and the City' Movie....and evidently if you are a woman, you want to see it.
History of The World Part 1 is one of my favorite fucking movies EVER. I can recite it word for word....
I am glad we moved on to Harvey Korman, I loved him and he is certainly more interesting than John Mayer!
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 29, 2008 - 10:57pm.
well, as long as you're EOE!!LOL!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 29, 2008 - 10:54pm.
well, to be fair, your standards are questionable!!... kiddin', kiddin'!!
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Especially when I've been drinking. Or sober.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 29, 2008 - 10:54pm.
well, to be fair, your standards are questionable!!... kiddin', kiddin'!!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
JAMES HAVEN!
*hurriedly preparing s'mores*
I am so happy to see you, love! ♥♥♥
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 10:53pm.
ESE!!! good to see you!
*smooches*
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Period:
You hot HWORE. Love you. *smooch*
ONT: Meyer is a hairy prom queen. Nasty ass.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on May 29, 2008 - 10:46pm.
I have a ton of tats, and I can't keep my hands off me!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by James Haven on May 29, 2008 - 10:51pm.
143 comments on this chap? One would think James Haven would get a thread of his own! Those eyes, the dimples, what about his high cheekbones!
Evening bitches!
Jamesy! Care to canoodle in a conoe on the island of LaDouche? I hear they have great bath-houses!
Submitted by James Haven on May 29, 2008 - 10:51pm.
JH!!!.... yep, that's all i got... maybe i can fill it in with this.... JH!!!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
143 comments on this chap? One would think James Haven would get a thread of his own! Those eyes, the dimples, what about his high cheekbones!
Evening bitches!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on May 29, 2008 - 10:46pm.
I wouldn't hit it with a 10 foot condom box. He's got a ton of tats - basically he's a petri dish for Hep C. Yecch.
MrPossumsMama, I fucking laughed so hard I think I puked up a lung or my liver or my spleen (take yer pick while the roadkill is fursh)!
DDD, I'd hit you with some soft kissies and snoogles.
Mayer. Bleh. Ick. Nice pussy assed twig legs in Hawaii shorts, homey.
It's gettin' hot in here!!
http://www.momsword.org
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 29, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 29, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Harvey Korman?
Hedley Lamar? Funny,funny man.
just a quote, not calling PSL a man!
"Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters."
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Joey missed the Gaykin post. I need another beverage.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I wouldn't hit it with a 10 foot condom box. He's got a ton of tats - basically he's a petri dish for Hep C. Yecch.
@Mani:
"These are mine, you ate yours!"
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
He is handsome and cool. Love him very much. I know lots of my friends on Blackcentury Com just follow his style.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 9:34pm.
ya know, if real music ever becomes fashionable again this guy's in for one hell of a wake up call
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Don't worry. Synthetic processed garbage will always trump real talent. Mayer is safe as is most of the top 40. Talentless tripe.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 29, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Harvey Korman?
Hedley Lamar? Funny,funny man.
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OMFUCKING GOD DLISTERS ALERT!!!!
Clay Aiken may have proven himself capable to perform on Broadway, but how is he with a pair of diapers?
TMZ reports the former "American Idol" runner-up will be a father in the near future. People.com has also confirmed that Aiken will indeed be a father.
According to TMZ, the mother is Jaymes Foster, 50, who is Aiken's record producer and the crooner's close friend. TMZ reports she was artificially inseminated and is due in August.
Foster is also the sister of record mogul David Foster.
The singer just released his fourth album, "On My Way Here," earlier this month.
Aiken, 29, plans to take an active role in the child's life, TMZ reported.
So far, Aiken's representatives have not commented on the story.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Oh fuck no and hell to the naw aw.
Harvey Korman?
I am devastated....RIP Count De Money (De Mon-AY, De MonAY).....
John Mayer sucks.
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
ya know, if real music ever becomes fashionable again this guy's in for one hell of a wake up call
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Like Ike hit Tina.
Sorry type--on instead of one. To get back on topic--would I hit it?--yes, with a grill of an 18 wheeler.
I would NEVER, EVER hit it........Vince Vaughn is waaaaaaaaaaaay better!!!!!! Jenny took a step down with this clown........
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 29, 2008 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by Alltheprettyones on May 29, 2008 - 9:15pm.
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Shit! Harvey Korman is dead? That sucks.
Applause for the voice of reality!! Someone with talent died and yet this douche goes one.
Submitted by Alltheprettyones on May 29, 2008 - 9:15pm.
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Shit! Harvey Korman is dead? That sucks.
*drinks even more*
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
I would hit him with a rock.
RIP Harvey Korman. You were a true star!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 29, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 29, 2008 - 9:56pm
But not the Kiwi fruit.
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LMAO!! Uh...Wait! That's the BEST way to find out if they've done time in the chokey! Put a whole one in my mouth!
Just one...cause he's probably a uniballer (lost one to a pit bull during a drive/walk by) and I don't want to hurt his feelings! lol
Uh..then again...I can't do it. Kiwi fruit!? Bleah!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 29, 2008 - 9:56pm
But not the Kiwi fruit.
Nite, Tigerlily!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by riverchic on May 29, 2008 - 9:49pm.
Sock-Monkey:
"So.. True or false - the food in Super-Max isn't really all that bad..."
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Ha! Ha! I'd stand there and eat a whole cucumber just to watch them react to the crunching and munching and a whole lot of moaning. lol
"Is that tear-drop a tattoo or a really unique birthmark?"
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 29, 2008 - 9:49pm.
Ok, I gotta go, Tigerlilly jr. beckons...Yeah, I know I said I don't have no kids but I lied...Lil' fucker demanding too! Nite nite WHORES....
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*standing on top of hamper* *yelling* Nite. Nite. Tigerlilly! Me luurves you!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Ok, I gotta go, Tigerlilly jr. beckons...Yeah, I know I said I don't have no kids but I lied...Lil' fucker demanding too! Nite nite WHORES....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sock-Monkey:
"So.. True or false - the food in Super-Max isn't really all that bad..."
"Is that tear-drop a tattoo or a really unique birthmark?"
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 29, 2008 - 9:45pm.
I had forgotten that I had ever learned that saying before. Bubblegum bubblegum in a dish...See my finger see my thumb... HA!
Submitted by Mr. President on May 29, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 29, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Reminded me of a party I attended once where one of my friends pulled out a bottle of Chinese wine (yes, CHINESE wine). I've never tasted tiger snot, but I wouldn't be surprised if it tasted like that wine.
:)
On topic: Fuck it, I have nothing.
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Sorry to hear that. Maybe it was a case of "me Chinese, me play joke, me make pee-pee in your Coke"...
I'm very sorry if that offended any Chinese person who pissed in someone's Coke...
I keed, I keed.... ;-)
I'm going to hell anyway people, cut me some slack! Christ!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mr. President:
"Reminded me of a party I attended once where one of my friends pulled out a bottle of Chinese wine (yes, CHINESE wine)."
The best man from my wedding did the exact same thing at our reception...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by riverchic on May 29, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Billy Madison
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 29, 2008 - 9:40pm.
thank you, thank you *bowing*... i know my "Billy Madison"!!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."