Thursday, May 29th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Yesh, I would. Only because it's rumored that the dick is major. I would have to sit in a bath of nail polish remover afterwards to get the Simpson smegma off of me.
We would also have to "shave 'n fuck." That hairy patch on his belly is distracting. I don't mind landing strips, but that shit needs a little maintenance. I bet his peen bush is like the damn amazon jungle. You need a machete to get through that mess. I guess Jenny Aniston doesn't mind pubies between her teeth. Beggars can't be choosers!
Here's John in Hawaii this past weekend. Jenny wasn't with him. He needed to spend time with the "boys."
Pacific Coast News
Helllllllllll to the nooooooooooooo.
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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Hell frogs no, I wouldn't hit it. He does absolutely nothing for me. His songs sucks. His body is whack. And his mug is fug. He looks nasty and I bet he smells rank.
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The sleeve tattoo is just plain ugly. And once again there are the skinny arms and legs. He is NOT hot. And I don't like any of his songs. I bet you Jen is delusional and actually thinks he is going to change just for her, because she is so hot. I predict that she will have a breakdown after he dumps her. I just can't believe she is attracted to this. Obviously, she hasn't had any pubies in a while...
No. Douchebagesque behavior is a turn-off.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
He's so fuckin hot. Now if he didnt try to fuck everything that moved we would be in business.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
I remember seeing him on GMA a couple of years back when he first came up, and he said he was a real dork in high school and never had a date.
I would imagine his behavior is overcompensation and perhaps even a bit of exacting revenge, symbolically on the girls who never liked him in HS. Although how he 'gets' these women is beyond me. I find him repulsive. In looks and in his douchey attitude. Tool.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
ITA, Mopa. Also, it's like he wants so badly to pull off a rebel kinda' image but he's just got such a prep boy vibe that I don't think it's possible. Does that make any sense? LOL Don't mind me, coffee still hasn't kicked in.
I've never seen someone so hot and cold as John. Honestly, I didn't even recognize him. In some pics of him, he is so friggin hot and is just as ugly in some others.
This John? No, I wouldn't hit it. In others, I would hit it, run over it and hit it again.
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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.
Hell yeah, I'd hit it. Jen is having a good time for sure. Finally, the girl is getting it good and proper after that pansy ass she used to be married to.
"Jenny Aniston doesn't mind pubies between her teeth. BEGGARS can't be choosers!"
MK you crack me up LOL!!!
Anyway there are a few more of those "public dates" left, then this Huvane-made PR-romance is over. Until the next one, Miss Aniston. In the meantime make sure to shop for those paper-thin bikinis for your in-house papps. Hey, when you don't have talent, nipples are your friend.
I think the dick rumors are unsubstantiated. Probably from his publicist.
And I'd hit Captain Douchebag here...with a nuclear warhead.
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"Just so you know, I'm not wearing any squirrel covers tonight."
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I bet his peen bush is like the damn amazon jungle. You need a machete to get through that mess.
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Well, I have the exact-same hairy belly as this dude and I can tell you that my bush is like an Amazon jungle....guys' tongues have got lost in my bush, never found again.
Seriously, the above is true about my own hair/belly/bush.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 11:06pm.
HOT OF THE PRESSES
The Girls Are Back in Town
By MANOHLA DARGIS
bleh - I'm not necessarly defending the SATC movie, but Manohla is by far the weakest of the NYTimes movie critics
Nope, just look at that tattoo it's just lame .. a flower for a tattoo.. it scream "GAY TATTOO" lmaoo!!!
This guy is a middling pop star at best, so what's the big attraction? Everyone acts as if he's the heir to Warren Beatty where poontang is concerned, but I don't see it. How is being with him such a big deal? I mean, it's not like he's George Clooney.
Submitted by Justina on May 30, 2008 - 1:58am.
Those tatoos are repulsive.
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Everything about him is repulsive, esp. that patch of hair below his stomach, ewww!!
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"No honey, I wasn't cheating on you, I just tripped and slipped right on his Dick!"
Those tatoos are repulsive.
More likely it will be 40 dinks.
I'm just a bit curious. The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous 30+ 40+ rich men seeking affairs site www.JSeniorMatch.com last week and she was seeking her mature baby there now!
No...for some reason I haven't liked him since he first became popular. Maybe it's becauses he sings with his mouth ON the microphone. I feel sorry for anyone who has to use a microphone after him. There's got to be so much spit and saliva in one after he's done with a set. Seriously, it's creepy.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 29, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 8:05pm.
*making ESE's Caucasian with Milk of Magnesia"
lotta nerve, mister.. lotta nerve!!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
I wont comment on this pussy, but I did want to say I LOVE YOU JAMES HAVEN!!!! Where have you been?
My son is having a sleepover. Cocktails for me~ Catch you all tomorrow~ nite whorz~
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Nite, James Haven. James Haven needs his sleep so he can be all the James Haven that James Haven can be.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Aw Jamesy Poo, give yourself a break, make it 42 winks.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 29, 2008 - 11:22pm.
If I could rip off his tattooed arm and hit him with that, well then, yea.
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Ha!
and on that note, James Haven must get his 40 winks! Big things coming James Haven's way!
*Smooches* to all!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
no ma'am, i would not hit the mayer. he be a buttaface. and i dont even care if he has a big weiner. there are hot guyz out there that have big weiners too.
Would I hit it?
He's dipped the dick in so many tragic vagina's, so no, hitting this, gross.
If I could rip off his tattooed arm and hit him with that, well then, yea.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Would I hit it?
Sorry I'm not attracted to Douche Mangina.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 29, 2008 - 11:06pm.
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Goodnight, sweet girl. *kisses*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Night Dawnie....
TV...eieio just about killed me.....lmao
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
nope..i would not hit this...my doucherator is going off big time...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
I have a strip joint less than a mile from my house, but the girls are so old it's like a museum for bad implants.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
DDD, I didn't get a good-bye kiss or asked to squeal like a piggly wiggly. Got damn, woman!
Oh pishaw.
Sending you sweet dreams and snoogles.
James. Ignoring me much? *teasing*
I really won't stay long. I'm glad things seemed to have settled down.
"A world without Harvey Korman -- it's a more serious world," Mel Brooks told the AP on Thursday. "It was very dangerous for me to work with him because if our eyes met we'd crash to floor in comic ecstasy. It was comedy heaven to make Harvey Korman laugh."
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Submitted by James Haven on May 29, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by roxannaa on May 29, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Bitch please! James Haven is in no mood!
JH... come on, whatsamattafoyu??... it must be a good story!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 29, 2008 - 11:06pm.
see ya, trip-D!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 8:05pm.
*making ESE's Caucasian with Milk of Magnesia"
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Newportjoey on May 29, 2008 - 7:46pm.
You are just jealous that you can't knock up a half century bitch. :)
Nite, DawnieDearest!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by roxannaa on May 29, 2008 - 11:03pm.
youre just as fucking stupid as perez
Anddddddddddddddddd you're a freaking mastermind for going to great lengths to register as a member just to post that sheer genius of a post. Aww heck. Who am I kidding? You're fucking brilliant! I'm not worthy. *spanks your ass*
Hedley Lamarr: Go do that voodoo that you do so well!
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Hedley Lamarr: Repeat after me: I...
Men: I...
Hedley Lamarr: ...your name...
Men: ...your name...
Hedley Lamarr: [to himself] Shmucks.
[continues aloud]
Hedley Lamarr: ... do pledge allegiance...
Men: ...do pledge allegiance...
Hedley Lamarr: ...to Hedley Lamarr...
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Hedley Lamarr: That's *Hedley*!
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HOT OF THE PRESSES
The Girls Are Back in Town
By MANOHLA DARGIS
A little Botox goes a long way in “Sex and the City,” but a little decent writing would have gone even further.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Submitted by roxannaa on May 29, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Bitch please! James Haven is in no mood!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
ESE, PSL, TV and any other acronyms I forgot:
Love you guys!
Nighty night!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 29, 2008 - 11:04pm.
EIEIO.... HAHAHAHAHA!!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Submitted by roxannaa on May 29, 2008 - 11:03pm.
youre just as fucking stupid as perez
NOBODY'S as stupid as Perez
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 29, 2008 - 10:58pm.
Well, if you can be ESE, I can at least be EOE. Sheeps is EIEIO.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
ESE, do NOT make me break into "The Inqusition"!
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 29, 2008 - 10:55pm.
**Smooches**
James Haven loves smore's
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
youre just as fucking stupid as perez