Thursday, May 29th 2008

The Joke Is On Posh

I'm convinced that Marc Jacobs is playing a big ass joke on Posh. One night, he's going to invite her to a big party and hang all her fugly ads all over the room. She's going to walk in and he's going to shout "Punk'd!!!" and everyone will start laughing at her. She'll try to cry, but we know that bitch can't produce tears. If she did cry, her skin would quickly suck it up. She has the Sahara desert on her face.

She looks like a Stepford wife who got a shot of the bad shit. I hope this bitch is getting paid a grip to make a foolio of herself!

Source: ONTD

Thanks Stoney

Posted by: Michael K


LASux's picture

Marc Jacobs is insane and an alocholic and addict who went to the worst rehab in Malibu which is run by a lapsed member of AA who made up his own 3 step program...lol.

Sweetas's picture

Submitted by DeeDee on May 29, 2008 - 8:22pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on May 29, 2008 - 3:18pm.
My Gran crocheted something like that to hide my toilet paper.

Ahahahaha!!! That's exactly what I thought of! This one looks like it scrubs the potty too.

Posh, Posh. *shakes head*

Justina's picture

Posh thinks she is participating in "art"

Mel-Tang's picture

You know she's looking at these pictures going "Oh God! My arms look so fat!"

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She looks like a Monchichi

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Take me to your dishes!!

Mel-Tang's picture

Oh my gwad, Tommygirl has finally gotten to her.

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Beef jerky in a fugly dress.

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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

NovaNightly's picture

Robot Posh needs another tune-up...there seems to be some black smoke coming out of her head.

TexnDoc's picture

I think ads like this from Gautier and LeCroix can be absolutely fabulously funny (and work) but the key is to keep celebrities-du-jour out of them. I thought designers didn't like short anyway, isn't she like 3 feet tall? That's why it looks like a joke - midget couture.

pinkdoodoo2's picture

Doesnt she look like someone who's modeling the Derelict line on Zoolander? Her "Blue Steel" is dead on!

Go Lakers!!!

DisabledMess's picture

YankeesDaily

The thing I don't like about her is her fake boobs.

Sluttsville's picture

I wear this ensemble to bed when I don't won't sex, yet I don't want to fight about it; by the time my husband finds my hoo-hoo, he's too tired to do anything.

Sluttsville's picture

I am a robot, take me to your leader!

Rocket's picture

Looks like she's getting ready to wash up the dinner dishes.

annielovesfred's picture

I like'em. She is crazy and kampy.

Sluttsville's picture

Even the shoes looked fucked up like from a Suess movie; maybe this is a costume?

Lady Hadenough's picture

A joke is being played for sure...

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Submitted by DeeDee on May 29, 2008 - 8:22pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on May 29, 2008 - 3:18pm.
My Gran crocheted something like that to hide my toilet paper.
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LOL! I was just going to say I had a barbie birthday cake like that when I was 12.
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I forgot to mention that Gran was senile, I figured it out when SHE started hiding the toilet paper herself. God bless her!

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Sluttsville's picture

She looks like when the Bride of Frankenstein woke up and began walking.

DeeDee's picture

Submitted by NitWitty on May 29, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Looks like he's designing a wardrobe for a Dr. Seusses "Who" people.
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LMAO! Especially the hat.

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Freak Speely's picture

If she thinks THIS bullshit looks good, then it's no wonder nobody's paying attention to her line of jeans.

kdracofan's picture

LMAO.....what a mess

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Francine's picture

Totally! The crocheted toilet-paper cozy!

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Submitted by DeeDee on May 29, 2008 - 8:22pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on May 29, 2008 - 3:18pm.
My Gran crocheted something like that to hide my toilet paper.
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LOL! I was just going to say I had a barbie birthday cake like that when I was 12.

Jolly Green Goddess's picture

She looks like she's wearing an afghan and some oven mitts.

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Submitted by LoLo on May 29, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 29, 2008 - 4:24pm.

haw haw!

I think im sleeping japanese I think im sleeping japanese i really thinks so!

CAn you come over to the drunk tranny thread an explain the beauty of practicing with a poo baby before a real baby.

people dont get my poo baby theory! SAD TIME IN MY FACE!

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Squash Posh's picture

this is what nightmares are made of. posh floating around going 'ooooooo'
I can hear it now

every shot that i have seen of these marc jacobs ads are hideous. her face is uglier and more freakish in each one!

loric's picture

She'll get a boob job-but not fix her pig nose! I don't get it...
Seriously, she needs to stop with the Marc Jacobs ads. Please.

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God be with you, dumbass.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 29, 2008 - 4:24pm.

haw haw!

I think im sleeping japanese I think im sleeping japanese i really thinks so!

CAn you come over to the drunk tranny thread an explain the beauty of practicing with a poo baby before a real baby.

people dont get my poo baby theory! SAD TIME IN MY FACE!
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NitWitty's picture

Looks like he's designing a wardrobe for a Dr. Seusses "Who" people.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

K, I can't remember who was talking about the Japanese passing out as soon as they start traveling but I totally noticed it today. I was on the train on my way home and a big ol' Japanese guy sat down beside me. In no more than about 3 minutes he was passed right out and doing a head-bob violent enough that I'm sure he now has a concussion. Nearly shit my legs off.

deejayspicerack's picture

foolio!

Stoney's picture

You're welcome, MK!!

*passes out*

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 29, 2008 - 3:18pm.
My Gran crocheted something like that to hide my toilet paper.
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LOL! I was just going to say I had a barbie birthday cake like that when I was 12.

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Triscuit's picture

NAST>

Gonnaburn...'s picture

It reminds me of the time I switched Barbie and Ken's heads and then dressed him in drag... I know I am not the only one who did that shit.

oklahoma's picture

Why does she let her face look like that.. Her make up looks cakey in those pictures.. ick! Now that's the boogeymans sister..

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ricki lake's picture

My God, Posh is truly amazing. I love these ads, they are too ridiculous for words. It's nice to at least see a little humor in the fashion industry (since Posh is no longer in the music industry, hehe). I can't picture Anna Wintour throwing herself into a Marc Jacobs sack. Then again, I can't picture that emaciated harridan throwing anything anywhere unless it's a martini down her throat.

oklahoma's picture

That metal bar looks like it feel soooo good up her hole.. Oh sooo good, feellls good.. LOL

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LoLo's picture

Someone get me the lyrics to Mr. Roboto so i can make a song about Tranny Robots!

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islandgirl's picture

My Gran crocheted something like that to hide my toilet paper.

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Amanda's picture

crackwhore Barbie, niiiiiiiice.