Thursday, May 29th 2008
The Joke Is On Posh
I'm convinced that Marc Jacobs is playing a big ass joke on Posh. One night, he's going to invite her to a big party and hang all her fugly ads all over the room. She's going to walk in and he's going to shout "Punk'd!!!" and everyone will start laughing at her. She'll try to cry, but we know that bitch can't produce tears. If she did cry, her skin would quickly suck it up. She has the Sahara desert on her face.
She looks like a Stepford wife who got a shot of the bad shit. I hope this bitch is getting paid a grip to make a foolio of herself!
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posh is beautiful and the reason she did these ads is cause she adores marc jacobs designs. she is not anorexic looking my god! she weighs like 105 no way is she anorexic. she isnt even scary skinny or even close! she is beautiful and it takes someone to be hot and perfect like her to win david! and she does smile alot. i have like 29 pictures of her doing so. its just a modeling pose! ok u wouldnt be smiling every day every sec. well her pics are taken each time she walks out. u dont walk n smile do u? she is so not ANOREXIC!! she eats alot and she even says so. she doesnt look close to ana~! so people really need to stop with that! her skinny days are over that was so back in 200-2001 after she hads brooklyn those where her scary skinny days! she gaind a ton after that!
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Damn. If that ain't a "stick up your ass" photo, then I don't know what the fuck is.
That shit is horrifying. Jesus Christ.
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You'd think with the plastic surgery she's had she'd actually get the nose fixed.
Hey! It's a mannequin with jaundice that I'm sure I've seen in a Twilight Zone episode, before. Neato!
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Unless that is some poster for stopping Anorexia then I dont know what the fuck it is. She looks hideous, I mean she actually looks sick thanks but no thanks. I dont know who is more bat shit crazy Marc or Posh, very pathetic on both ends. There is nothing even artistic about these shots they are just plain trash.
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Marc Jacobs needs to go back to rehab.
She's a beautiful woman. She' so gorgeous . I love her. I saw her profile with photos at www.JSeniorMatch.com I also found her blog there. May be she met some mature babies there.
To me she's not suppose to be pretty necessarily but more artsy or something. You know like Tyra likes edgy looking girls on ANTM,
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I was going to say some thing about the wack dress, or about her super round boobies. Then right when I clicked on the comments a great revelation came over me.
I decide that I like that wacky girl.
The same reason that I like Linsay Lohan, and Winehouse, and I don't like Angelina Jolie (The Spanish pronounce J like H.):::
Just because!
No really I like outragous over the top celebrity when they don't try to push some crappy wannabe message. Get on with your bad self!
If AJ really gave a fuck, and wasn't just trying to keep her crappy brand going, then why buy that big french estate? She should buy up an African School like Oprah. Yeah, I guess I like that old fat bitch too. Well at least I have respect for her.
Now I will post a partial list of the ultra celbs that I liek and dislike: Feel free to use any of these reasons for your personal arguments, or as a reason to love or hate on I.
I like Nicole Ritchie, (Adopted) but I don't like Paris Hilton (Spoiled Brat)
I don't like Britany either. (Bad Mom)
I like Jenifer Aniston. (I would bang her hard, at least for a minute or two.)
I don't like the Olsen Twins. (twins are creepy? No, thats not it) :: (didn't grow up to be as hot as everyone hoped.)
LiLo= Yes, (Super Hot and Probably real easy to get in the sack.)
JLo= No (Fat ass) People say she isn't fat but she is. Stop kidding yourself.
Winehouse (rock-n-roll will never die, but its foot soldiers will die on a regular basis.)
And Angie Jolie= don't like (remember in Spanish they pronounce "J" like an "H") (overrated in the looks department. I could go down my small town's street and find a girl as hot, within 5 minutes)
She really grosses me out. I actually heard someone call her "gorgeous" the other day and I almost barfed. I hate her retarded Marc Jacobs ads. They are sooo idiotic.
I don't like about her is her fake boobs. I am a single black girl from Black Century Com which is a niche dating service
Who is she supposed to be? Mary Fucking Poppins?
Well, this is a new level of fucking ugly, even for pig-snout Posh.
What is wrong with this woman? No wonder Beck's fucks around behind her back.
Not that she'd notice. She's too busy obsessing about her hair, make-up, clothes and weight loss.
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I don't know which I find more disturbing: the hair-do, the glove or the nasty-ass bones poking thru her chest...
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She looks like a desiccated mummy from the Cairo Museum.
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Submitted by yiooooooo on May 29, 2008 - 7:54pm.
Posh is not a fashion icon she is the person who calls her self a fashion icon
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Then I'm callin' my tiger ass a fuckin' billionaire....*checking bank account...totally not happening...*...FUCK!
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Posh is not a fashion icon she is the person who calls her self a fashion icon
I do not get the fascination with this ho as a fashion icon, I just do not get it...I get the fascination with her being an up-right walking EXTREMELY anorexic orange pig with wonky tits, but fashion icon? Um, sorry, NO!
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Hmm she definitely looks like she has a doll stand up her arse;)
My grandma had a bizarro crocheted doll thing for a napkin holder. Kid you not. It scared the hell out of me.
Little did I know that it was actually a miniature Posh, looking like brittle, high priced trash.
Could that woman look any dirtier? Someone needs to give the girl a bath. But yeah. Her skin would instantly absorb the water.
My mother was looking at one of these artsy photos and was completely baffled. She kept saying "But surely this Posh girl doesn't know how silly she looks! It must be a joke!".
And sadly, I couldn't explain it. Out of the mouths of seniors.
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Submitted by Sweetas on May 29, 2008 - 5:43pm.
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Charlize? Man I could have sworn that was Jessica Biel.
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Not sure what they've got stuck up her "posh" but by the look on her face, it must not feel good. Damn, her feet aren't even touching the ground.....
She is hot. Just saw her sexy photos on a dating site called "LovingRich. com" where people are wealthy and they're looking for companionship romance or love. Don't know if it is her.
She looks like a pheasant.
Looks like she is hanging from that feather thing on her head.
Submitted by NovaNightly on May 29, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Who wears a white bra under a black dress anyway??
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I think that is all part of the "edgy artisticness" of the outfit.
Besides, only bad girls wear black bras.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
...who even needs a bra when they have rock hard mannequin tits?...
Who wears a white bra under a black dress anyway?? Sheesh...and i thought she was a "fashionista"!
She's just a bookmark with plastic teats.
she has the body of a 16 year old twink
That tacky-ass outfit makes Posh look like those crochet doll toilet paper covers you see for sale at retirement home flea markets. Marc Jacobs must really hate her ass.
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What you said.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Why must she incessantly look greasy and muddy in every photo? SNL doesn't need to parody Jacobs or Posh; they've already done it themselves.
Posh will cease to be relevant at some point. It will happen (we've seen it happen to a lot of useless "it" whores who were en vogue for no apparent reason in the 70's and 80's). We will see Posh on VH1's "I Love the 90's" shows, offering vapid comments with her vacant, otherworldy look and tone, as well as the middle square on "Hollywood Squares" next to the Little Richard. If only the "Gong Show" were still around, she could replace J.P. Morgan as the drunken, foul-mouthed female in large frame, dark toned glasses. I can see Posh wielding a gong as a contestant juggles salad, while singing "Marry Me Bill" in a bear costume. Yep, that's entertainment...
Darn, then my daughter was right.. I thought she was some kind of a tennisplayer or something.
Charlize is pretty, I'll give her that.
Chubby Wubby♥ you mean you wouldn't want to take a garden rake with a couple of cantelopes stabbed onto the handle from behind? ;)
Norwaygirl - it's my girl crush Charlize Theron! It's a real pic, taken with a telephoto lens. I'm sure there's just tobacco in that apple. *whistling*
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yeah my Granny had one of those on her sofa. and the gloves for dishwashin.
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THE BOY LIKES TO HAVE FUN AND LIVES HIS LIFE TO THE FULLEST
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WHO DOESN'T WANT THAT?
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Sweetas, can you please tell me who's on your avie?
It has been driving me crazy for months now!
Posh must have the poshest pussy or be the World's greatest cocksucker to keep David Beckham because she is 100% FUGLY1
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"Marc Jacobs is insane and an alocholic and addict who went to the worst rehab in Malibu.."
Marc is in love with the whole Halston/Studio 54 era of fashion. That would explain so much...
Whatever he was, he isn't now. His celeb friends will drop him like a used coke spoon if he keep releasing these crap dresses.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
I have been wondering for a while about the marc jacobs ads. all the ones with posh are terrible, but before her he used dakota fanning (the clothes didn't even fit her!). the last ads of his where the clothes looked ok were of jennifer jason leigh posing in a junk yard.
vogue did a whole thing on I guess it was his spring line and I don't know if he is playing a joke on the fashion industry or himself or if he is just nuts... for the people who don't know... it would be one fugly dress with the sides cut out and on the sides would be a completely different fugly dress. posh wore one of the milder examples of it on the red carpet and made all the worst dressed lists. it was a long pink dress in the front and back. on the side it was a pair of beige shorts and a beige top. I wondered at the time what she was thinking and then her ads for marc jacobs started running.
All the WHOs down in Who-ville,
the tall and the small,
they didn't like Who-POSH,
Didn't like her AT ALL!
She looks like a Whoville wife getting ready to do the dinner dishes.... those gloves!! Blech!
Is she the villain in an episode of Dr. Who?
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
If her fashion career doesn't pan out, she can always get a job as a scarecrow.
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