Thursday, May 29th 2008
Tranny Clown Is Always Wasted
This bitch is drunk again! Bat Boy needs to throw Xtina in rehab already. Rehab for booze and red lipstick addictions. Hey, if Kiki can go to rehab for depression, Xtina can go to rehab for red lipstick addiction. Anyway, tranny clown had to be helped to her car last night as she left the Bel Air Hotel. Don't tell me she was just sleepy! The bitch is trying to stop the world from spinning so she doesn't barf.
I bet barfing doesn't even fuck up the 20 layers of whore paint she has on those lips.
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Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 9:57pm.
DAE - I know NOTHING about XTina's past so no clue about her daddy issues.
But yes, her behaviour is not that of a new, happy mother.
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Well unless you're intrested I wont bore you with the details, I'll just say this - Xtina still has the mark where her father hit her for the first & last time.
Christina is a strong woman. I know that whatever pai she's going through she CAN pull through.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
She suffering what all us young mommies eventually suffer from; Identity issues.
Once you have a kid, you fight the whole mom identity. Then you embrace motherhood when you realize that you can still be you. You are just you, except now you have a kid.
Does that make sense?
It's like when people ask you how does it feel being a mother?
I always say, it feels like it's always felt--except now I have a kid.
Go Lakers!!!
Haaaaaammerred.
Bad shoes to be wearing at a time like that.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
DAE - I know NOTHING about XTina's past so no clue about her daddy issues.
But yes, her behaviour is not that of a new, happy mother.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 29, 2008 - 9:47pm.
this is 2 nights in a row she is out getting plowed.....she is def the "bored" Mommy.
sorry DAE......(hugs)
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((hugs back)) IMO she's not "bored" there were pics of her at a recording studio recently and she looked...sad. It was in her eyes. I think she needs help. This isn't the Xtina I know & love. I just wann hug her & tell her everything's gonna be OK.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
I wonder what breast implant milk taste like?
YankeesDaily
Why did Britney get so much sh-t for paryting every night, yet Christina's been drunk, I don't know how many times, in the past few weeks?
This is why women who are still immature shouldn't have children.
**Me: I think the reason why people gave Britney so much crap for the things she did/does is because people in the media actually cared about Britney.
Christina honestly just isn't someone who the media cares much about unless shes doing something drastic (though I believe that she has nothing shocking left to do after the Stripped Era). That being said the media's non-interest in her is both good (moments like this) and bad since she has to do more to get people interested.
Anyways, I don't care if Christina gets drunk everyday all day..I just hope she doesn't breast feed after one of her nights out.
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Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
I do think that a new mommy does need her time to get out and have some fun. Goodness knows i did after having my twin boys...let me tell you!! BUT...i kept it to a friday or saturday night and usually did this every other weekend. Xtina is going out on weeknights...several nights a week and EVERY week...thats bad!! Sounds like she has a touch of PPD! OHHHH, and since her boobies havent shrunken back down yet, i would say she is still breastfeeding. If she is, that baby is getting a good helping of tequila with his milk...YIKES! She needs to cool it...pronto!!
...still laughing about the "tranny clown" name that MK has bestowed upon her....so perfect!!
If I had a kid - I'd get drunk all the time too!
this is 2 nights in a row she is out getting plowed.....she is def the "bored" Mommy.
sorry DAE......(hugs)
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
Why did Britney get so much sh-t for paryting every night, yet Christina's been drunk, I don't know how many times, in the past few weeks?
This is why women who are still immature shouldn't have children.
The Poo Baby Love Times Does NOT end There Folks!
You can have multiple births with out fertility drug rumors!
You dont have to pay for a country club in the summer and have to worry about dropping the kids off at the pool because you can lay out a little tea cup on the porch and let it swim in there!
They now make Husky sizes for dressing your poo baby in the latest "big kid" fashion!
The cover shots on People will be gorgeous. You , your poo baby, and the Burger King wrapper from the Wopper Father.
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More benefits of poo babies:
You can pull a Jessica Alba and hope for different colours, and it'll come true!
It doesn't talk back, unless you feed it alcohol or old McDonald's.
If you're hungry, you can wrap it in a flour blanket and have yourself a little poo baby burrito!
I don't get it. She seemed to have all her shit together, unlike Britney after giving birth. It has to be post-partum depression making her mind not right. Her hirsute hubby needs to get her to a therapist, STAT! If she keeps this up she's going to get the same bad press as her nemesis Ms. Spears. It just ain't right to be caught wasted and out on the town not even a few months after you've given birth.
With that said, kudos (and a whole bunch of other candy bars) to Nicole Richie for coming out and admitting that if she never had her baby she would still be wobbling and veering from the straight and narrow path. Never would've expected that from a party girl like her.
Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 9:23pm.
DAE - I didn't say you were crazy and agreed with everything. I'm glad that as a fan you are concerned. And yes, it does seem abnormal for her, who since being married has not been seen out too much, to all of a sudden after the birth of a child to hit the clubs.
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I know you didn't. I was speaking up for all fans. We Xtina fans are sane, I tells ya!. Of course I'm concered. She isn't behaving normally, something aint right. IMO I think she either 1)has PPD 2)is scared that she (or Jordan) will turn into her dad (She still has Daddy problems - I don't care what she says, I don't think she ever forgave him) or 3) a bit of both.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
You guys don't seriously think this woman breastfeeds, do you? For the baby's sake I hope not!
LoLo! OMG!
DAE - I didn't say you were crazy and agreed with everything. I'm glad that as a fan you are concerned. And yes, it does seem abnormal for her, who since being married has not been seen out too much, to all of a sudden after the birth of a child to hit the clubs.
This chick sure is out alot considering she has a newborn at home. Nanny probably does most of the parenting, sadly.
You can't treat PPD with martinis. It never works.
Once those hormones are put back in line, then it's time to start drinking.
How much you wanna bet she has to take a baby wipe to the kids face after giving him a good night kiss? Gotta wipe off the spackle and hope the fresh scent covers up her beer breath.
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Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 8:50pm.
DAE - I know you love XTina but this is not acceptable for a new, breastfeeding mother.
Even with nannies, etc, a newborn needs his mommy, and a sober one at that.
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I wasn't going to reply, but not replying makes me icth soo...
1) She doesnt go out this often normally & actually I'm kinda worried about her. I really, really hope she's alright :0(
2)Just because someone is a fan DOES NOT MEAN they are to copy/agree with everything the artist says/does. Be real.
3)I agree a 4 month needs his/her mom - but clearly something isn't right here. Xtina hasn't been clubbing this much since 2003/2004.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
This is why i tell all my friends to practice at home with your POO BABIES first!
Birth is less painfull
If you drop a poo baby you can mold its head back into shape
Also your poo baby can GO WITH YOU too the bar and have a chocolate martini.
Trust me, poo babies have gotten a bad image, but their soft little corn kernels of ever lasting love. Some times they can be a little nutty now.... but they are worth it!
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Submitted by Amanda on May 29, 2008 - 3:12pm.
I feel sorry for her husband. She probably talks to and treats him like shit.
jmo
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I totally agree. Just watched a video of her at tmz out the night before.....her husband appears to be pulling up to the curb to pick her up after a night out.
Xtina's rollercoaster of crazy, imo, would be MUCH WORSE than Britney's ever could be.
***Submitted by maDalice on May 29, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Xtina, be a responsible parent. Do all your drinking AT HOME, like I do.
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I feel sorry for her husband. She probably talks to and treats him like shit.
jmo
Everytime I see Christina, she reminds me of this episode of the Simpsons.
http://mayrahoon.blogspot.com/2006/07/simpsons-classic-moment-makeup-gun...
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
HA! Mickey Mouse really does raise sluts, I love how people put down Britney for being a shit mother and comparing her to XXXtina, and now this loser tranny clown bitch is following again in Britneys footsteps, AS USUAL, and spending nights partying. Its not like people can justify Xtina and say she is promoting anything, or shes at a foundraiser, bitch went out to get fucked up, and thats the damn truth. It seems in hollywood children really are a burden than a joy when the parents refuse to want to grow up. Cant wait for Paris, shes bound to be the ultimate shit mother, if she turns out to be a good mom ill die of the shock.
"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"
Christina is a few baby steps away from hopping aboard Britney's crazy train.
Submitted by forever.now on May 29, 2008 - 12:01pm.
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It doesn't matter how low your tolorance is, a new mother, a breastfeeding one at that shouldn't consume more than 1 or 2 drinks.
Just think about it, she is caring for a fragile new life. Do you think, if she has to be helped to her car, she is safe to walk around her house carrying a newborn?
That poor little Elfin baby. I don't know how Keebler Elfs do it, but regular mothers don't go out and party almost every night with a young baby at home. Regular dads don't either but that's a question for the Bat World.
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Looks like somebody's SO over being a Mommy.
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she airbrushes her face to make it look natural
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Hmmmmm... will we see a Crazy Train pt. deux?
doesn't having a baby sometimes cause problems for women?
also she is coming off a period of not drinking so her tolerance is down, she has been dieting to lose her baby weight and she is really tiny to begin with... so she probably gets drunk very easily.
I hope she pulls herself together soon. she might just need to stop drinking for a while. if she is having other problems surely a doctor can help her.
The Disney curse. Meanwhile, ol' horseface Duff is praying...HARD! And Amanda Bines is giving sacrafices to the Nickelodeon gods.
So that blind item I read a while back was about her?. And I thought it was about Nicole Richie.
What is it with her?. Maybe she has the Shitters mentality and thinks babies are accessories. Maybe she wasn't really ready for motherhood. Anyway, she's fucked. Poor baby.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Xtina, be a responsible parent. Do all your drinking AT HOME, like I do.
Max is what? 4 months old? I doubt he is sleeping through out the night, and dealing with a cranky, awake baby at 2am while still intoxicated is 1. not safe. 2. aggrivating adn 3. not how you want to remember the first year of your childs life.
(foggy and grumpy)
Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 12:50pm.
I agree, plus it's an expression of some deeper problem or unhappiness. It's at least an escape from the frequent drudgery of parenting.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
ME, K2 - A-frickin'-men.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Go home you tramp and take care of your child. She poses naked while pregnant for cash, she offers up her newborn's photos for even more cash, and looking back it all seems like it was staged. Did she get pregnant just for the payout and attention? Because she certainly doesnt' seem to be taking a liking to motherhood. What mother gets shitfaced 3x a week when they have a newborn at home? Is she just immature or is she an alcoholic?
I don't think I saw this many pictures of her crocked out of her mind.......ever....before she had the baby. jeez
DAE - I know you love XTina but this is not acceptable for a new, breastfeeding mother.
Even with nannies, etc, a newborn needs his mommy, and a sober one at that.
Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 8:46pm.
And just to think, her fan base and Shitney's fan bases are thinking that it's ok to leave your infant child at home several times a month to go get plowed.
Fucking ridiculous.
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*stares* Are you for real?! *leaves before thread she doesn't see any more dumbass posts*
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
Submitted by M.E. on May 30, 2008 - 3:46am.
And just to think, her fan base and Shitney's fan bases are thinking that it's ok to leave your infant child at home several times a month to go get plowed.
Fucking ridiculous.
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Let us pray that these people never reproduce.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
And just to think, her fan base and Shitney's fan bases are thinking that it's ok to leave your infant child at home several times a month to go get plowed.
Fucking ridiculous.
She always has the classic MAC tranny foundation thing going on.
Too much of that stuff makes you look like you're wearing a fucking mask! Less is more, Xtina!
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Everyone thought she'd be a decent mom since she was one of the few that had been married for a while before getting knocked up. Never can tell with peeps now.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"