There's Hope For Claymates Everywhere!
Clay Gayken really does shake ovaries! Ugh. That made me sick. TMZ reports that Gayken is going to be mama je'e. More like a gaya je'e. Sources tell them that Gayken's best friend, 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, is knocked up with his spawn! She's the sister of David Foster and is also a music producer herself. She's produced several of Gayken's records and now she's producing his baby.
Jaymes is a divorcee with no kids. She's apparently due in August. She was artificially inseminated with Gayken's sperm and he plans to take an active role in the kid's life.
Great. This is going to make those 50-year-old Claymates in mom jeans even crazier. They are going to shake their ovaries at Gayken hoping he will impregnate their old asses.
Below is a picture of the two proud mommies.
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"She was artificially inseminated with Gayken's sperm." Who else would she've gotten preggers? he wasn't gonna shag her was he, come on!
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
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Submitted by TexnDoc on May 29, 2008 - 11:14am.
<"Submitted by Michael K on May 29, 2008 - 2:09pm.
STFU M.E.!!!! It is me you stupid bitch.">
Well it's about fucking time. Hope you've been keeping a list. (I can help you, dear.)
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STFU Texn Doc.
What, MK can't take a laptop in and be witty on the shitter?
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
I was hoping that this would provoke you into coming here MK.
Guess I was wrong.
I need to leave now.
MK,
If caca times takes you two hours I want you to see a doctor. Because I love you.
So the kid will be a ginger AND a have downs?
*continues burning in Hell*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
OMG...MK!
*bowing and scraping*
I never doubted for an instant!
<"Submitted by Michael K on May 29, 2008 - 2:09pm.
STFU M.E.!!!! It is me you stupid bitch.">
Well it's about fucking time. Hope you've been keeping a list. (I can help you, dear.)
MK--I'm a dumb bitch too, right?!?!?!
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Call me!
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They probably had to call in an archaeological team to even LOCATE this woman's dusty old eggs.
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Madam S "in a meeting" means going caca times majorly! Get with the lingo ! lol
You too Madam S! You dumb bitch. lol
OF COURSE there's a turkey baster involved!
MK,
"In a meeting" means in bed with someone, right?
He's a tardknocker and she's whatever's above that on the idiot scale for forever tying herself to him.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Awwww shit! M.E. has angered the gods! ahahhahahaa.
Clay Akien's sperm was the best sperm she could think of?
She would've done better going through the catalog.
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Angela: At least I'm not ugly!
Ricky: Yes you are. And you're boring. And you're totally ordinary. And you know it.
~American Beauty
Is it just me or does she look like that crazy bitch Meredith Baxter Birney?
Edited-- egos4lunch --Jinx--you owe me a Coke!
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STFU M.E.!!!! It is me you stupid bitch. I was in a meeting.
And I thought I couldn't get any sicker to my stomach than I normally do when the subject of Clay comes up!
God, I hope it doesn't get any worse.
Clay Aiken, thrilling the over 50 desperate ladies everywhere.
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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.
Umm, is that Meredith Baxter Bernie?
Submitted by Alltheprettyones on May 29, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Jesus take the wheel the end is near.
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LOL-you took the words right out of my mouth!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Is... This is a joke, right?
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
Just when I thought nothing short of committing an actual drug or sex-related crime could make him seem skeevier to me, some shit like this hits the news.
Jesus take the wheel the end is near.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
I think she's a bit on the old side to be having her first child - hopefully the little ginger-baby will be healthy. Best of luck to them.
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"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
Hee hee...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkzEwOkKFp0&watch_response
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But then again, what do I know?
She is fucking 50 years old? WTH? She is a pretty lady for 50 yrs old and David Foster is BEYOND rich, not that it's Jaymes' money.
What the hell is wrong with this story?
No MK... *cries hysterically*
Hahahhaha MrsK....that was very funny....I for one have NEVER thought Clay was gay for a second!
hehehhehehe
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
Chances of a major birth defect are exceedingly high.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Ew. That t-shirt is SO gross.
So are we all suspecting that MK has been abducted and we are left with an imposter recently?? Creepy.
I hope that little bebe doesn't get her crazy eyes.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Let's see...we're all supposed to be destroyed by a comet in five years, and now here comes news of the conception of the child to be born without a soul.
Yep, right on schedule.
I'm telling you...
None of these posts have been MK. I haven't laughed from D Listed for a few days.
I hope it is vacation and he is back soon!!!
*teardrops*
I saw this woman in a piece of shit car the other day in front of me at a red light with the following bumper stickers on her car:
"Caution: Under the Influence of Clay Aiken"
"My Body is Shakin' for Aiken"
"100% Certified Claymate"
I should have rear-ended her just for the fun of it, but I did think of you guys!
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
Now aren't you all embarrassed and ashamed that you said he was gay?
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Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 1:55pm.
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Do you really think MK is outsourcing? I don't really blame him, but I hope it's not a regular habit. This site only works because of his genius.
That is just all kinds of WRONG!
I'm frowing up in my mouth!
NOT MK. :(
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
M.E-
Ya, something in the milk ain't right....
Does not sound like M.K....
"This is going to make those 50-year-old Claymates in mom jeans even crazier."
LMAO
This topic is discussing very hot at www.JSeniorMatch.com Some 30+ 40+ mature babies like going there for discussing.
This is a joke, right?
Jesus Christ.
After the gummy and gross in the mouth area comment on the other thread, I got nuffin'.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.