There's Hope For Claymates Everywhere!
Clay Gayken really does shake ovaries! Ugh. That made me sick. TMZ reports that Gayken is going to be mama je'e. More like a gaya je'e. Sources tell them that Gayken's best friend, 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, is knocked up with his spawn! She's the sister of David Foster and is also a music producer herself. She's produced several of Gayken's records and now she's producing his baby.
Jaymes is a divorcee with no kids. She's apparently due in August. She was artificially inseminated with Gayken's sperm and he plans to take an active role in the kid's life.
Great. This is going to make those 50-year-old Claymates in mom jeans even crazier. They are going to shake their ovaries at Gayken hoping he will impregnate their old asses.
Below is a picture of the two proud mommies.
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Maybe if she gave birth in that house, they'll give a discount for all that slimey clean-up.
edited so that it made a little sense.
*shakes head, blinks, shakes head again*
This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read.
Hold me, I'm confused.
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
Okie don't leave! What am I going to do without you? Oh, I guess it's OK, I have a pair of your ginches.
You better have one wicked time, and if you get sucked up by a tornado that happens to travel all the way up to Canada, come and visit!!!
Sheeps, first you push me off the slide and now you are exposing Slutts and my love of muffin tops? How could you? lol
The only cool think about the Isla Bonita video is Benicio Del Toro is in it, for 2 seconds.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 29, 2008 - 1:26pm.
The slutt doth protest too much methinks.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
LCT, Where' ya been.. I'm leaving in like 5 minutes.. Won't be back for a week!! going to Oklahoma.. Miss you!! *takes off panties one last time* Do your thing!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Slutts, were those Ora wheat muffins?
MK, I thought the gays liked Madge.
I fell in love with some bagel........
MK, You know Madonna is totally sitting behind you all pissed w/ buldging veins and sweaty from working out. But hey look at it this way.. She's fucking HUNG! LOL
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!
This has got me in such a tizzy I actually had to turn off a Ryan Reynolds movie. This better be a mean fucking joke. Clay doesn't have sperm. He has eggs. Everyone knows this.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 29, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Weren't you just chewing the top off a muffin a little while ago? The ones in the lunchroom? Yes, those.
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So why don't you just shout to the world Sheeps that I was nibbling on DeeDee's muffin top...bastard.
Now we'll both get kicked out for not being on topic!
I fully believe some re-re journo with no story made up that August due date.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Isla makes me think of Isla Bonita which makes me think of Madonna which grosses me out
Submitted by Stoney on May 29, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Those names are kinda pretty...
*protects hair from flying tomatoes*
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Ils vont être expulsés, les parents n'ont pas de papiers français.
"Expulsed" would be a better translation.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Her due date is supposedly August 19.
If they were born on Monday they are 12 weeks early!
My friends had a premie baby, 5 weeks, and she weighed less than 2 pounds.
(She's now 22..years old, not 22 pounds)
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Stoney, I do like the name Isla.. I liked it since Isla Fisher. Isla suck your dick.. Oh wait, That name is bad for school kids.. Bwahahaha
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 29, 2008 - 1:05pm.
It is also saying that her personal physician came from Santa Barbara....I think.
Weren't you just chewing the top off a muffin a little while ago? The ones in the lunchroom? Yes, those.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Evicted?!!! lol. I wish!
artificial insemenation... THAT'S going to put the gay rumors to rest!
Way to go, Clay, for being SOOOOO hetero!
yeah.
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
And how do we know they'd be six weeks premature? It's not like we know when she conceived...
And twins are like, always at least slightly premature.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by Red on May 29, 2008 - 4:14pm.
1.No one could have that many bad hair days.
2.Clay kinda reminds of Corky from that TV show Life Goes On.
One of the French bloggers commented that the J-Ps don't have the required French papers, so they're going to be "evicted." (Not sure if that's at all true or even what that means.)
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Those names are kinda pretty...
*protects hair from flying tomatoes*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by Michael K on May 29, 2008 - 4:12pm.
yah I don't know if I believe the Angie birth thing. There's no way that bitch gave birth on Monday and didn't "leak it to the press" until now.
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I don't think so either or she would have been showing those babies off like an Oscar trying to get some attention for the Kung Fu Panda Bear movie.
50 years old? Artificially inseminated? Gayken's sperm? I know all those words, but none of them together make sense. This reeks of Jacko and his odd need to have children to molest...erm..raise.
Submitted by Triscuit on May 29, 2008 - 4:13pm.
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Triscuit, it's kind of like a cop out for when I say something really stupid (which is often). Kind of like pleading ignorance, you know?? ♥
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Michael K on May 29, 2008 - 1:12pm.
I don't agree. They would be at least 6 weeks premature and could therefore have problems.
Angie and Brad DO NOT do imperfection. They could be waiting until the babies are bigger and more photogenic.
On the AJ thing, yes, I believe she has been put on bed rest. It's not uncommong for women carrying twins to be put on bed rest for the last 4-6 weeks of their pregnancy.
But like I've said before. NO WAY Angie is due mid August. Within the next 4 weeks. Bet on it!
IslandGirl.. Yes, I do pitty/pity? said loser, But only her lifeless body after this large shovel hits her upside her ClayMania head, several times OVER! mmmm Over easy eggs..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by ViVee on May 29, 2008 - 4:04pm.
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First I thought it was a perpetually bad hair day, but it's more than that. He's just off somehow. There's something wrong with his face that can never be put right.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 29, 2008 - 4:11pm.
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Everytime I read you siggy I laugh my ass on.(ha,small white girl needs SOME MORE ass)
AnyWay...
That flows right along w/ whatever you say and it is funny.
♥ya,Hoookah!
Isn't Mamma Pitt's first name Jane. Awww - they named the new publicity, I mean precious, twins after their own mommas. Well at least AJ's mom's stage name that is.
yah I don't know if I believe the Angie birth thing. There's no way that bitch gave birth on Monday and didn't "leak it to the press" until now.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 29, 2008 - 4:08pm.
I want to stab that bitch w/ that Clay shirt on..
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Okie, how do you REALLY feel? Hee hee...
I agree with you though, although people like that are more to be pitied. (and then stabbed)
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But then again, what do I know?
I thought a "meeting" meant taking a dump?
*scratches head*
hmmm, makes me wonder if there's another possible scandal involving him brewing. You know these celebrity fags always get some beard to have their baby just to distract from the real story...look at TomKat.
Yeah, I can see Gay and Jaymes being together...sort of like Will & Grace. You know she's his hag and they've cruised and picked up twinky boys together many a night. Either that or she's his lesbian BFF...lezies love getting knocked up by femmes.
And it would have to be artificial insemination, because you know Gaykin would pass out and go into convolutions at the site of a vagina.
I want to stab that bitch w/ that Clay shirt on..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by missy on May 29, 2008 - 4:07pm.
FUCK i have a fucking meeting
love you forever MK and all you dlist sluts!! be back later!!
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Me too!
OnT: I thought AJ wasn't due until August??
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
I dont believe she gave birth because i did NOT read it in People.
However if one of those babies decided to crawl out a little earlyim sure she had Maddox shove that little bastard back in there and shut the trap door till the PR guru told her it was time.
MAddox is sweet to do that for his girlfriend i meant MOM!
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this is some michael jackson type shit. he paid her so he can spawn and still appear 'straight.'
FUCK i have a fucking meeting
love you forever MK and all you dlist sluts!! be back later!!
♥♥!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Slutts! Santa Monica ;p How come you can't translate my drunk speech that fast, ho?
This is all I could find:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/angelina_jolie/breaking_brangelina_news...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 4:04pm.
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Yes, but think of the poor little one that just got the name Jane......kidding folks, Jane is a lovely name.
The French says (per Net rumor) she gave birth Monday by C-section in the south of France to her two press releases, I mean, twins, using her Santa Monica doc. (Talk about a house call.)
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 29, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Now we just need someone to translate the translation: LMAO
Rumour people of the day on l' Internet: Angelina Jolie would have been confined Monday in the south of France of her binoculars,
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Hahahaha!! Those wacky French!
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But then again, what do I know?
MK - the french article says that theres an internet rumor saying that Angie Jo gave birth today via c-section with medical professionals from Santa Monica...
dumb bitch shits the things out in france with a bunch of califonians? god she sucks.
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Angie gave birth on Monday? and we're just finding out now??!!! WTF!