There's Hope For Claymates Everywhere!
Clay Gayken really does shake ovaries! Ugh. That made me sick. TMZ reports that Gayken is going to be mama je'e. More like a gaya je'e. Sources tell them that Gayken's best friend, 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, is knocked up with his spawn! She's the sister of David Foster and is also a music producer herself. She's produced several of Gayken's records and now she's producing his baby.
Jaymes is a divorcee with no kids. She's apparently due in August. She was artificially inseminated with Gayken's sperm and he plans to take an active role in the kid's life.
Great. This is going to make those 50-year-old Claymates in mom jeans even crazier. They are going to shake their ovaries at Gayken hoping he will impregnate their old asses.
Below is a picture of the two proud mommies.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 11:28pm.
OK, so I am over 50 and I still, ya know, have my monthly visitor. Can I get pregnant naturally?
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I did a bit of googling and the answer is - Yes!
Yes - medically speaking, a woman needs to wait until she has had absolutely no menstruation for a year before being confident that she has had the menopause.
So it is possible to become pregnant. It is important to look after an older woman just the same as a younger one. People think that women over 40 are menopausal but this is not the case. The average age for the menopause is 50, and many women do not have the menopause until 55.
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060627010750AANw8eX
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Mrs.K:
It's unlikely, but possible. As women age, they have more anovulatory cycles, even though they still menstruate.
So if no egg is released, no baby. Also, older women may have ovulation and fertilization, but implantation is tricky with lower levels of some hormones, so many women expel the fertilized ovum and it just looks like a period that is late by a few days.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 6:28pm.
They call them change of life babies.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 6:28pm.
They call them change of life babies.
um, is he THAT afriad of his sexuality that he has to have a kid? wtf...
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OK, so I am over 50 and I still, ya know, have my monthly visitor. Can I get pregnant naturally?
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
So it is confirmed that she was inseminated with his sperm? And he still denies that he is gay? Unbelievable.
No question she is using donor eggs if she is pregnant at 50.
You all did not actually think Clay had sex with this woman did you LOL.
...the fuck????
Is he STILL gonna be in the closet after this? C'mon dude, seriously. Old mama, gay daddy. This kid's gonna have an interesting life.
If Clay Aiken ever shakes my ovaries or causes them to move, he can fucking have them. Maybe then he can deliver his own.
Submitted by Sweetas on May 29, 2008 - 2:17pm.
"Chop."
I think Joe Shmoe found it--someone said it's from Pink Floyd but that sounds like a barnyard rumor.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Occasionally someone will sneak up and see DListed up and ask what I'm working on; I tell them that this is the site that I get the Consumer Price Index Numbers. If they had better reading glasses, they could see that PSL has Paris Hilton in her avie.
Sheeps! Your avie! *dies*
I love it when you speak french! *kisses you up your...um...mutton?*
I missed MK??? *flails* *tears at hair*
That's feckin IT, I'm getting a sugar daddy so I can quit work and play on the D all day.
I'm off everyone....have a good afternoon.....hope my boss didn't get his Laker tickets, so I won't have to work late......bye!
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
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Mel-Tang: "Jumelles" means identical twins but can mean binoculars if you say "paire de jumelles." But "binoculars" def has new naming potential.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 29, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 29, 2008 - 2:05pm.
I swear that one of these days, they're going to give me a pink slip for being on here. Do you know how hard it is to pretend to be in an Excel spreadsheet and then toggle over to Dlisted whenever you think someone's not looking.
I know! I have to pretend Dlisted is part of an EKG screen.
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LMAO!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 29, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Right there with you. Fortunately I get my work done, so I'm hoping there's no issue...
Everyone at work, remember to clear your files and history!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Fortunately, i don't have an Office Job, where I can get in trouble for Dlisting.....
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Submitted by Stoney on May 29, 2008 - 2:56pm.
No no no! They cut those babies out! You know skank is too posh to push! LOL
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Damn, my bad.. you're right. C-section. Oh well - she will save bundles for later vaginal rejuvenation surgeries by getting the C-section.
I am sure twins can wreak havoc on the vage, especially since I doubt she will stop having them until she reaches menopause.
I think it would be super cool if Angie Jo dropped Gaykens babies 12 weeks early!!!Now THAT would be a story.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 29, 2008 - 2:05pm.
I know! I have to pretend Dlisted is part of an EKG screen.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Maybe she's gayelle, and they want to have one of those confusing relationships like the pregnant man, Thomas Beatie.
Gayken is focking with all of us and trying to send us over the edge. LOL
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My translator said that she gave birth to two binoculars.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 29, 2008 - 5:01pm.
I wonder how many dlisters will be fired after being distracted by MK today?
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I swear that one of these days, they're going to give me a pink slip for being on here. Do you know how hard it is to pretend to be in an Excel spreadsheet and then toggle over to Dlisted whenever you think someone's not looking.
I wonder how many dlisters will be fired after being distracted by MK today?
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 29, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 1:32pm.
How can you be evicted from a castle you JUST rented and haven't moved into yet?
My weak translation. I think it means thrown out of the country.
JUST KEEP THAT GYPSY TRIBE OUT OF NYC!
we have like, a bunch of people who annoy me here already and like stufffff
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Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 29, 2008 - 3:49pm.
No no no! They cut those babies out! You know skank is too posh to push! LOL
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 1:32pm.
How can you be evicted from a castle you JUST rented and haven't moved into yet?
My weak translation. I think it means thrown out of the country.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 29, 2008 - 2:41pm.
What AJ rumour? What'd I miss?
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If you look down lower in the comments -- people were commenting on some internet rumor that Angelina dropped her two hot pockets out of her vage on Monday in France...
Look below us...
Aubrey, are you effing kidding me? David Foster is her brother and the best she can do in musical sperm is GAYKEN? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 29, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Ok. That chick is actually pretty gorgeous. What the fuck does she want with a Gayken baby?? It's not like he's rolling in the Benjamins.
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Who knows but you know who this bitches brother is? DAVID FOSTER! He might not be a billionaire - but I bet he's pretty close. The dude has to have hundreds of millions of dollars, I am sure.
Google that dude up!
Granted, this chick is only his sister - so that doesn't necessarily make her loaded.. but she has some heavy connections in the music biz for sure.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Foster
POO BABY!
Ten bucks says she delivers the baby rectally.
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Ok. I got nada. Tried! Sorry MK! The only thing that stood out to me browsing around was Chris Noth's face. It looks like Sarah Jessica for some reason. Squint your eyes and you'll see what I mean. Must go tend to kiddos.
What AJ rumour? What'd I miss?
Doesn't Gayken's baby's mama look like Jo Reynolds from "Melrose Place" -- aka Daphne Zuniga -- who consequently was in that great movie, "Spaceballs" which my nephew made me watch the other day... talk about tarded.
Anyway ----- that's who this ho looks like!
And the AJ rumor -- who knows if that's true or faux.
Bye Okie!!! xoxo
*sad fart... oops.... shart*
Ok. That chick is actually pretty gorgeous. What the fuck does she want with a Gayken baby?? It's not like he's rolling in the Benjamins.
Triscuit.. I'll bring you back some Okla Shrooms..mmm Stinky!
Bye guys *kiss kiss fart*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 29, 2008 - 4:31pm.
LCT, I'm totally there.. That's what its all aboot. LOL.. I know, I'm scared of Tornado weather. I'll talk to you when I get back! Remember my merkin, Keep it close to your heart!
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I'll keep your merkin close to MY merkin. That way, we can have a lovely little Picasso merkin fun.
If you DO see a tornado, make sure to talk gentle to it. They don't like being yelled at. Throw it some chocolate chips if you have some handy. Maybe even give it a poo baby as a sacrifice! Toilet bats could work too.
PS. Clay's baby is going to be the ugliest thing ever created.
Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 4:32pm.
How can you be evicted from a castle you JUST rented and haven't moved into yet?
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Maybe the check bounced.
I cant get over this ovaries shaking t-shirt on this man with a mullet!!!!
(refuse to think its a real woman!!! REFUSE!)
The writting is all CRAZY! Like she was really shaking when she wrote it!
I want a shirt that says Gaykin makes me want to SHAKE A BITCH!
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 29, 2008 - 4:28pm.
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F.U...no you for a week?
Selfish.
*hummph,crosses arms and stomps off...*
How can you be evicted from a castle you JUST rented and haven't moved into yet?
Submitted by NitWitty on May 29, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Slutts, were those Ora wheat muffins?
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No, I don't eat the wheat muffins...some of us can't take a two-hour potty break!
I doubt Angie Jo had her babies-I'm sure all of the Brangeloonies would be lighting candles and sacrificing small animals if the Sainted One had given birth.
On topic: Whoever said the end is near is right. Clay Aiken fathering a child is not right. Not right at all.
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God be with you, dumbass.
http://www.celebritybabyscoop.com/
Maybe only me but I thought it funny Super Nanny offers to help Britney. One can never have enough cheeto dust on your blog. I'd attempt a write up but alas my youngest is trying to break the dishwasher with a hairdryer. Why did I have kids again???? Oh, that's right. I can't remember because so much alchohol was involved.
LCT, I'm totally there.. That's what its all aboot. LOL.. I know, I'm scared of Tornado weather. I'll talk to you when I get back! Remember my merkin, Keep it close to your heart!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by ViVee on May 29, 2008 - 4:19pm.
2.Clay kinda reminds of Corky from that TV show Life Goes On.
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YES!!! Only slightly more *ahem* 'challenged'....