Thursday, May 29th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Admit it. You love their fakery - Egotastic!
Clive Owen shirtless. Enough said - Popsugar
Maria Sharapova's anal sex faces (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Cate Blanchet said what? - IDLYITW
Sienna Miller is "totally in love" with that shaggy-haired blonde dude - Just Jared
Ceiling eyes and her hills - Hollywood Tuna
The Hoff in a seriously sexy shirt - Hollywood Rag
Celebrities separated at birth - Cityrag
David Cook comes out on top - A Socialite's Life
Wino goes to Cambridge.....sort of - The Bastardly
Miley Cyrus' "first kiss" photo worth $150k? - Defamer
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AUDRINA HAS "PRECIOUS MOMENTS DOLL" EYES
Idiots...That is funny. I saw him years ago... Pre Tomb Raider ... He was shopping. When he was pointed out as a movie actor, I thought, "This guy in the movies? What ever."
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Some one said they met on a good dating site named www.Jseniormatch.com There also has some 30+ 40+ sexy babies' profiles and photos , they are waiting for you.
I love cate blanchet to death but would she have allowed her underaged children to pose nude for an artist? dought it. i realy surprised at her statement. really.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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I dunno r5...I met Daniel in the Czech Republic, and that man was sex incarnate. His eyes are an intoxicating shade of blue, and I don't know to explain it--he's not conventionally handsome but so help me, it took every fiber of my being not to molest him on the spot.
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
Clay Aiken is having a goddamned baby and we still have to look at Black Century Com which is a niche dating service.
Clive. *gulp* ♥
**Joe...... the two Englishmen..... I know.. I cried too.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Can she not walk by herself? Seriously w/ the carrying her around all the time? Stop it; you're gay!
Submitted by r5bales on May 29, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Idiots.... Javier, Daniel and Clive are three guys when you see them on the street
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Many years ago I saw Warren Beatty in NYC
One word: HWAT!!!!!
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Submitted by r5bales on May 29, 2008 - 7:34pm
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*weeping* Say it ain't so. Which two looked like doofuses? (how do you spell that??)
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Idiots.... Javier, Daniel and Clive are three guys when you see them on the street (I've seen two of the three), they look like real doofuses. However when a photo is taken of them they turn hot. The camera LOVES them.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
really hot, but what could be more hotter ? Recently I signed in the site "LovingRich. com" ,and I saw many hot pics of them.seems that they are looking for guys or girls on the site.
Submitted by Barb Dwyer on May 29, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Is M.K on vacay? sickleave? I need some hard core funny/nasty on the day's news... I'm feeling a ringer is on the keyboard today. I picked a fine day to join. M.K!
That sort of prayer rarely works twice in any 24-hour period.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Is M.K on vacay? sickleave? I need some hard core funny/nasty on the day's news... I'm feeling a ringer is on the keyboard today. I picked a fine day to join. M.K! Come home, Poppi!!
Why would anyone have sex with a Republican like Heidi? The dude must be gay or Morman or something.
For those wanting to enjoy other shirtless men to drool over...
My darling Daniel..
http://www.mondojohnson.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/dcraig.jpg
and Javier Bardem
NSFW NSFW you see everything.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp0.blogger.com/_zNLNVtkGD...
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
His veins are perfect for shooting up heroin in.
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Uvula,
"Aiken shuffling his deck in some clinic to "Hung Like Hoses" into a plastic cup."
Mmmm, i don't know. I imagine Clay rub's em out to "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus!!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
StockBroker- Did you miss that story in the news about a man who is pregnant? I think he's actually a woman who had a sex change, but he looks like a man.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 29, 2008 - 11:50am.
Mrs. K.,
just cause I am a bitch....haven't had one since I was 24! na na na :)
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Well.
I am not so far away that I can't get in my car, fly up I-5 and give you a smackdown!
And I would if gas weren't so expensive.
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Comedy 101 - GET YOUR OWN SHTICK! NO RAINBOW SUSPENDERS!
Mish - thanks for the link!
I LOVE the Mulan one!
(I love Disney also, get made fun of for it too by the hub)
Mrs. K.,
just cause I am a bitch....haven't had one since I was 24! na na na :)
Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 11:47am.
Auntie Flo HATES ME!!!!!!!
I wish my eggs would dry up already.
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Comedy 101 - GET YOUR OWN SHTICK! NO RAINBOW SUSPENDERS!
Submitted by huckabay on May 29, 2008 - 2:46pm.
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That actually came to my mind yesterday when reading one of his posts!!! He didn't sound himself. But then again, I think I have a history of the crazy.
Here is the Clay Aiken News....
TMZ has learned Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. In case you didn't process that, Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.
Here's what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. He lives at her home when he's in L.A.
We're told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She's the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.
We're told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm -- we're told he will have an active role in raising the child.
No immediate word from Aiken's rep.
Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 10:40am.
Mish - how in God's name did you find a beautiful piccy of Maleficent for your avvie?????????
(actually that bitch rocked, she became a gragon!)
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well HELLO there M.E.! It's been a long time...I found a pic of her whilst searching on google for Disney villains...I'm a Disney freak..and I stumbled across this flickr account of this hot bitch named Amy Mebberson who does pin up style drawings of Disney chicks. Here is the link
http://flickr.com/photos/16422686@N05/sets/72157602731841113/
I love Malificent, too. She's the baddest bitch EVER!
Thanks for the the "Spermalot" visual with the make-up and Dixie cup. I think I just vomited in my mouth a bit.
Mrs. K. No disrespect mama!! *cries*
Oh holy hell, so that means I still have more than 20 years left of a period if you continue to have them beyond fifty.
FUCK!
*rips out uterus and ovaries*
Submitted by islandgirl on May 29, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by The C word on May 29, 2008 - 2:42pm.
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Hahaha at "turkey basting". Is that what all the hip kids are calling it these days? :)
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It's what the hip, gay kids are calling it these days. ;)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
WTF? since when can men have babies?
Clay Gayken is going to be a daddy?
Oh, and next time MK instead of posting a photo of these 2 asshats Heidi & Spencer how about showing a picture of puppies instead.
I may be a bit of a conspiracy-theorist here, but I noticed yesterday that MK's posts are...different. I think somebody else was writing for him yesterday and today. The last post that I think was written by the true MK is the one about the Sex and the City premier where Rojo Caliente was missing.
Look at it closer people...
Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 1:44pm.
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Ugh. Now all I can see is Aiken shuffling his deck in some clinic to "Hung Like Hoses" into a plastic cup.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 11:15am.
madam s. 50?!?!? She's 50 and just NOW wanting a baby????
FUCK THAT! At 50 shouldn't menopause have run it's course, all the eggies be gone?
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I am fifty fuckin' three and I get a god damned period every fucking month!
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Comedy 101 - GET YOUR OWN SHTICK! NO RAINBOW SUSPENDERS!
Submitted by kikysweety on May 29, 2008 - 10:43am.
Some one said they met on a good dating site named www.Jseniormatch.com . There also has some 30+ 40+ sexy babies' profiles and photos , they are waiting for you
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FUCK OFF SPAM!!
REPORTED!
Submitted by KD on May 29, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Where do you guys get your info from when MK's asleep at the wheel?
http://www.tmz.com/
Are these two twatty people like the ugliest freaks on Earth?
GAHD..I am tired of seeing their "Blondeness"
Submitted by The C word on May 29, 2008 - 2:42pm.
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Hahaha at "turkey basting". Is that what all the hip kids are calling it these days? :)
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But then again, what do I know?
GAYKEN UPDATE
From TMZ:
"We're told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm -- we're told he will have an active role in raising the child."
So yes, it WAS artificial insemination.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 29, 2008 - 2:39pm.
I think so too, C Word. Upon hearing the news, he got the vapors and began hyperventilating. His head must have hit the keyboard and rendered him unconscious.
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Or maybe he's busy 'turkey basting' someone too....?
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
KD- TMZ
Where do you guys get your info from when MK's asleep at the wheel?
Mish - how in God's name did you find a beautiful piccy of Maleficent for your avvie?????????
(actually that bitch rocked, she became a gragon!)
Please. You know MK is lunching with the P-ster at The Ivy. ;)
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
*refreshing furiously*
MK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damnit!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!
I think so too, C Word. Upon hearing the news, he got the vapors and began hyperventilating. His head must have hit the keyboard and rendered him unconscious.
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But then again, what do I know?
Huhhhhhhh Update already!!!!!
*whining and stomping feet*
Joe Shmoe - the Craig, Javier and Owen don't really do it for me....yeah, good warm up material, but not good for the final release.
For me anyway.
Yes, I'm weird.
Ok that's it. Someone get over there pronto and see if MK still has a freakin' pulse.