Thursday, May 29th 2008
Nicole Kidman Is Not Posing Nude
It was rumored that Nicole Kidman was going to pose nude and knocked up for a magazine shoot shot by Patrick Demarchelier. Nicole has denied she's going to take it all off. Hmmm.... I wonder why? Is her pillow camera shy?
Nicky said, "'It's total nonsense. It was not that kind of a shoot. It's madness to think I did that or was even asked to do that. I'm just looking forward to having and caring for our baby."
They probably tried to shoot her nude, but the Photoshop and CGI technology needed to make it look real hasn't been invented yet.
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She needs to take some 'looking pregnant' tips from Shitney.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
They could just undress her wax statue and it'd be samesies.
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
It is really pathetic if she is faking this entire pregnancy.
Couldn't they just take a marshmallow, bleach it whiter, give it some pipe cleaner arms, and slap some bright lipstick on it? No one could tell the difference, until the marshmallow showed a wider range of emotions.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Good. Like it was enough when Demi, Brit and Xtina all did it. Please spare me.