Thursday, May 29th 2008

No Thanks

Nasty! Usually, my ass and mouth will start watering at the sight of 3 huge salchichas. Tori Spelling's face has ruined my excitement. She already ruined ice cream and now hot dogs. This hag better not even think of visiting Popeye's, Papa John's or IHOP. I'm not joking.

Tori, her creepy ass husband their baby visited Pink's yesterday to promote their show, "Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood." Yup, they dumped their bed and breakfast and are moving back to Hollywood. Tori told E! News, "I chose to go back because it's home and we had such a loyal fan base." She also said her mother, Candy Spelling, won't be on her new show, "No family will appear, because I didn't want to use them as tools for promoting the show." Yet, her baby boy is in the show. What a dumb cow.

Posted by: Michael K


Team Valtrex's picture

Her loyal fanbase must consist of several blind and deaf people with learning disorders. In short, Tony Parker and anyone that fucks Paris Hilton.

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SkyBitch's picture

Goat face, cow boobs and hot dogs. Paaaarty!

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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!

KD's picture

Silly MK, her baby boy is not considered "family" but is merely an accessory.

Stoney's picture

Even with the hat over it's face, I can still tell that kid is HELLA UGLY.

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH!

*goes straight to Hell*

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

How do we know for sure that Tori isn't a man? that 4th thumbnail - Man face!!

~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs

parissucksliterally's picture

loric, he tattooed her face on his arm!

there is no accounting for taste...

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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.

Pernicious's picture

I hate to say it but that is one unfortunate looking child. What's up with the shape of its head. You'd think Rumer fathered it

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oklahoma's picture

Coin nipples!! jiggle jiggle

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loric's picture

Dean must have a strong stomach-I can't imagine waking up or going to sleep and her face being the last/first thing I would see. Ugh.

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God be with you, dumbass.

Jolly Green Goddess's picture

"Loyal fanbase" more like paid staffers who applaud and fawn over you if you throw 'em a ten spot.

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Two Drink Min's picture

Nice pic with your mouth full. Between those weiners and that pic I am going to have to have a lobotomy.

parissucksliterally's picture

God, does she keep getting uglier?

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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.

LoLo's picture

EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Quick! Someone grab one of them weiners and slap that girl in the FO HEAD!

*THWAP*

With the mustard side too!

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Migraineuse's picture

Group Χ should write a new song just for Tori.

Something like "I am tired of your turtle head and saggy tits..."

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"Just so you know, I'm not wearing any squirrel covers tonight."

Just fucking GROSS. Seriously nasty. Bleh. Circumsize your nasty lunch. *gag*

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

"we had such a loyal fan base."

This hag has fans?!

~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs

Stoney's picture

God woman, have some fucking decency and cover up those disgusting nipples!
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Migraineuse's picture

SOTP IT
SOTP IT
SOTP IT, BAISH, SOTP IT

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