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Nasty! Usually, my ass and mouth will start watering at the sight of 3 huge salchichas. Tori Spelling's face has ruined my excitement. She already ruined ice cream and now hot dogs. This hag better not even think of visiting Popeye's, Papa John's or IHOP. I'm not joking.
Tori, her creepy ass husband their baby visited Pink's yesterday to promote their show, "Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood." Yup, they dumped their bed and breakfast and are moving back to Hollywood. Tori told E! News, "I chose to go back because it's home and we had such a loyal fan base." She also said her mother, Candy Spelling, won't be on her new show, "No family will appear, because I didn't want to use them as tools for promoting the show." Yet, her baby boy is in the show. What a dumb cow.
and what kind of upbringing does tori have anyways? how is she out in public with those fucked up tits and no bra?
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Why in the hell does she think she looks good without a bra? I don't know which is worse...that giant divot in the center of her chest from the bad boob job, or those huge sagging cow nipples? Nobody wants to see that!
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EWE. She repulses me on so many levels. She brings nothing to the table and her husband is creepy.
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Christ, she's just more repulsive and unappealing in each photo that comes out. She is just so lumpy and bumpy.
How long before some freak starts losing their shit about pregnant women and the evils of nitrate laden hot dogs?
Oh and yes, she's butt fugly with really gross tits.
I heard they never owned the B&B in the first place. The actual owners never really sold it to them.
I would be surprised if she could afford Holmby Hills even with her tell-alls, reality shows and 90210 guest spots.
Every time you see her in pics, she's shopping. She probably went through that $800K within the first six months. She talked about being hundreds of thousands in debt once. Not too hard to figure out why.
Putting Candy on the show was probably never an option to begin with, either.
Tori has some of the ugliest maternity clothes. And she should not be going without a bra. I'm 36 weeks prego too, and i'm sure the world does not want to see my big floppy milkbags and the nips.
No shame. Posing with hot dogs?
Her "home" is not really Hollywood. It's Holmby Hills. It's probably her first time ever to Pink's.
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GAAAAHAHHHHH! Why does this bitch think she's hot????
Who was the fucking moron that told her that?
I REALLLLY wish these two cunts would go away.
Fame and money grubbing whores.
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Here is what I think. They moved back to Hollywood because they made enough money from their TV show last year (and the contract for this year's show) and she never wanted to be doing the B&B in the first place. She has always wanted to be in Hollywood and in the limelight. So once she made enough money, she ditched the small town to move back to Hollywood. Second kid will be born soon, so I figure their divorce won't be too far behind.
I am sorry to say this (not really) but Tori Spelling is one of the ugliest women I have ever seen.
And her husband (the real golddigger) is an ass.
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Your Mom, we started it yesterday but it was my last day so unfortunately I only played the hero... didn't get to get zombied up. The cuts were BITCHIN' though. Fake bruises and gashes and everything. Hot shit. How YOU doin'?
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Ahh, too bad you didn't get to be a zombie...they're always so fun to imitate. "Braaaaaiiiiiiinnnnssssss!" Sounds like it was a jolly ol' time.
I'm great--if I couldn't be on Dlisted while at work, I think I'd strangle one of my customers. I need to take out my frustration on stupid celebrities!
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She got $800,000 from her dad when he died -- that is IT! Which seems like a lot to most people, I would be happy w/$800k but her dad was worth hundred of millions, at least.
Her mom is such a royal bitch -- that I can see her giving all the money away to charity just to spite her kids and be a hag.
I watched Larry King when she was on and she said that in the weeks before he died, she discussed what she was getting when he died and she was shocked when he told her the amount but to her credit -- she didn't press the issue since it wasn't the appropriate time.
I bet her haggy mom is the one who strong-armed Aaron Spelling into stiffing the kids.
I always liked Aaron Spelling --- he seemed like a really sweet man.. Too bad he had that hag of a wife and those two bratty, dysfunctional kids.
Tori is having to whore herself out to stay in the limelight and make her way in this world for once.. maybe it isn't such a bad thing for her? For us ---- Yes, it is pitiful to have to see Tori's face all the time with that skanky husband of hers.
Your Mom, we started it yesterday but it was my last day so unfortunately I only played the hero... didn't get to get zombied up. The cuts were BITCHIN' though. Fake bruises and gashes and everything. Hot shit. How YOU doin'?
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BRADIFUL BITCH on May 29, 2008 - 12:11pm.
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MachSchnell84 on May 29, 2008 - 11:09am.
I totally ♥ your avie.
I wuv Michael Johns.
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These FUCKING SPAMMERS!
UGH!!!
I got an intermingle for your freak asses, it's a close encounter with my foot in your ass.
It can be all interracial and shit.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
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Ewwwwww! Tranny mess. Actually, I don't even know that she deserves to even be called a TRANNY!
Jesus H. Christ...she shouldn't be allowed in public.
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Her bulbus nipples are making me sick! I can only imagine what the customers at Pink's were thinking!
Yikes, I saw this on celebrityprayerlist.com too.
God she is so fucking ugly. She looks like a man with too much make up on.
This may be only the third time in her life she's been near anything phallic in nature.
Talentless fame HWORE!!!
Oh, and you can see the $$ in his eyes even with the sunglasses on.
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Whori is so bugeyed & dumb you can't help but love her! I hope Mimi LR is on the show too:o)
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It's like she's allergic to class and humility.
But overly addicted to third rate dick and self importance.
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I wish all these fat pregnant pigs would stop thinking they look sexy in their conditions and cover that shit up, I for one am repulsed by the site of their gigantic bulging stomachs and big floppy titties bouncing around.
Writing you and your husband's names on a hotdog will for sure bring eternal bliss to the marriage.
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is she trying to kill her kid? pregnant women can not have soft serve ice cream or hotdogs. some one really needs to give her a copy of what to eat when you are expecting.
Tori Spelling and Douche McDermott holding a foot long hot dog...the joke just writes itself.
Yeh, Karma is a bitch. He left his wife and kids for Spelling cash, and gots nuthing but a not so cute kid and an Fu-ug-ughly wife.
Drink the kool-aid Dean...drink the kool-aide!
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 29, 2008 - 11:47am.
Submitted by loric on May 29, 2008 - 11:12am.
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And the kicker is she barely inherited anything!
How's that for karma, you two? Now she's broke and he's stuck with that fug and a nasty divorce.
Wonder if he ever sees his other kids.
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I know-that's the best part of the story! And the sad thing is that Tori thinks she is relevant in Hollywood, and that Dean really loves her. Classic.
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God be with you, dumbass.
She's smiling like that because the fourth hot dog is up her ass.
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He’s a douche who left his (1st) wife and kids for $$$.
Here’s a pic of who he left for Gori:
http://media.canada.com/1785a528-bef3-4f04-af39-9312146bfd98/eustace.jpg
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Submitted by loric on May 29, 2008 - 11:12am.
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And the kicker is she barely inherited anything!
How's that for karma, you two? Now she's broke and he's stuck with that fug and a nasty divorce.
Wonder if he ever sees his other kids.
Ugh, you can see her nipples. *BARF*
WHEN will this home-wrecking twat go away?? I'm sick to death of seeing her Pug face!
Sweet baby jesus! I wouldn't wish this fate on anyone....the baby is really starting to look like he takes after the Spelling side of the gene pool in looks. Poor boy.
Grody, grody, EW!!!!!!!
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
That poor little fella looks just like his grandpa, Aaron Spelling.
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"I chose to go back because it's home and we had such a loyal fan base."
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No, you chose to go back because every patron was asking for a refund after consistently puking at the sight of your hideous face and the rancid smell of your husband's feet, and the business fell through.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 29, 2008 - 11:39am.
loric, he tattooed her face on his arm!
there is no accounting for taste...
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That must be a fug tattoo. I'm surprised his arm didn't fall off in protest.
Seriously, I think Dean loves the thought of her money-it makes waking up to turtle face a little easier.
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God be with you, dumbass.
The people at manbabies.com need to work their magic on the first thumbnail.
I hate to say it, but judging by the parents, that kids head is going to be huge.
These two are so wrong. Just wrong. And they spawn.
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