Thursday, May 29th 2008

The Return Of Axel Foley

Hollyweird keeps barfing up old ideas! E! reports that Eddie Murphy will star in Beverly Hills Cop 4 for Paramount. Brett Ratner is in talks to direct this crap for a summer 2010 release. They should call it Beverly Hills Crap: Tranny Got A Gun.

The only good that can come out of this is if they bring Judge Reinhold back. He needs the work. Other than that, I'd much rather see a sequel to Vampire in Brooklyn.

Posted by: Michael K


zoloftpony's picture

Beverly Hills Cop 4 = Scary Spice's Child Support Check

*cue Eddie Murphy laugh* EH EH EH EH EH

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letinstar's picture

i could barely get through bhc 2, so i know i don't want to see a 4th version...

i guess eddie has to do what's necessary to pay all that child support...
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BrownHankyWithWhiteStripes's picture

Looks like they're resurrecting all the 80s flicks. Please make a sequel to the Breakfast Club. I want to see Molly Ringwald living in a trailer with Judd Nelson and their ten kids.
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mike's picture

I didn't even know that there was a "3". Somehow, I don't feel left out.

Let's be honest. Beverly Hills Cop 2 and 3 weren't exactly Gone With The Wind (though the first one is great). I'm sure Beverly Hills Cop 4 will come and go in the summer and no one will remember again. They made fun of this good at celebrityprayerlist.com

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I wouldn't spend one penny to see this pompous babymaking idiot.

LMFAO MK! "Tranny got a gun" =))

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Who Cares's picture

Boring and so yesterday.

The only good that can come out of this is if they bring Judge Reinhold back.

I LOVE Judge Reinhold, he's one sexy bitch. *fans self*

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Devore's picture

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the 80s are over.....

eddie murphy wasthe wil smith of the 80s.... a big star.... big box office....

times have changed

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The Return Of Axel Foley = okay!! (he might need a cane, walker, wheel chair.. ;)

Stock Broker's picture

This will be another "Norbit" but with car crashes and bullets.

The world will continue to revolve on its gravitational spin without this crap being made.

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Well if Stallone and Harrison Ford can do it, damn it so can Gumbi!
I loved the original BHC.
Personally, BucWheat the BioPic would be priceless.

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I think Eddie handled the situation with Mel B well and he took responsibility for the child the minute he found out it was his.

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Not another Beverly Hills Cop movie. The only thing I like Eddie Murphy in are Shrek movies-that way I only have to hear his voice. He turned out to be a real jackass too!

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God be with you, dumbass.

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Thank fucking G I'm not the only one sick of that shit too.

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Submitted by Amanda on May 29, 2008 - 11:00am.
He needs the money obviously since he's gotta pay for the new baby.

I stopped liking him when he showed his true self with the way he treated the entire Mel B baby mama drama.

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OMG, I know, That was awful how he acted during all of that!! He acted a fool.. !

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joanne's picture

Amanda, thats when I stopped liking him, he was such a jerk. Another career down the drain.

Cara's picture

First one was good, the rest were pretty bad. If Brett Ratner is indeed making this film it will be terrible. Way to ruin x-men 3, buddy!

Two Drink Min's picture

Oh good, I can sleep again at night.

missy's picture

ACH-mel Foley?
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Amanda's picture

He needs the money obviously since he's gotta pay for the new baby.

I stopped liking him when he showed his true self with the way he treated the entire Mel B baby mama drama.

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I loved Vampire in Brooklyn too!

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I am excited about this. I hope Bert Ratss doesn't direct and MK I would love to see a sequel to Vampire in Brooklyn to.

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Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

I loved vampire in brooklyn. pure camp and yes they should have made a sequel to that. the part that was supposed to be funny in the original beverly hills cops were the race/fish out of water jokes, but the the jokes are played out, because everybody's used to each other now. people are used to seeing black people live in beverly hills, etc.

NovaNightly's picture

I had SUCH a crush on Judge in "Fast Times..."

As for another BH Cop movie...meh. ONLY with Judge. Eddie is such a prick these days that i wouldnt watch it for just him!

Migraineuse's picture

Judge Reinhold needs to be the Hot Slut of something...

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Clarisse's picture

FanFuckinTastic! This will probably even outsell S.A.T.C.!!

I'm getting in line now.

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Eddie wants another banana in the tailpipe.

I guess ANYTHING is a step up from 'Norbit'.

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joanne's picture

I'd watch it for Reinhold, love him!

Well it should only take about 2 days to film movies! Good lord would anybody really go to see this pablum? Hollywodd producers must sit back and think "Well we can throw any piece of shit we make out their and make 100M by going to dvd".

Joke them if they can't take a fuck!!

missy's picture

I loved the first one, mostly because of the actor who played Balki on that 80s sitcom who ran the art gallery in the movie.. he'd always call Eddie "Ach-mel Foley"

Its fun to call people

"Ach-mel Foley"
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Me tto Migraine!

I LOVED Judge....he'll always be Brad Hamilton the cutie.....

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Migraineuse's picture

Funny you should mention Judge Reinhold, because I used to have a crush on him.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Stupid.
The only good one was the first.

Not that I saw the third....if it has Brigitte Nielsen in it, that is enough for me to say "no thanks".

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Jolly Green Goddess's picture

Gross. I hated those movies, and especially that shitty theme song and Eddie Murphy's retarded laugh.

They keep on trying to make Eddie the golden boy of comedy again by returning to when we all loved him, and it ain't gonna work.

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