Thursday, May 29th 2008

Bill Murray: Wife Beater?

Messy divorce alert! Bill Murray's wife of more than 10 years, Jennifer Butler Murray, claims he beat her, cheated on her and abandoned her. She also accused him of being addicted to sex, weed and booze. Jennifer cites the accusations as reason for divorce in court papers filed on May 12th in Charleston, South Carolina.

Charleston Post & Courier reports that Jen has asked the court for a restraining order to keep Bill away from her ass. She also wants the court to examine their pre-nup order. According to the pre-nup, Jen will get $7 million if they divorce.

The two were married in 1997 and they have 4 kids together. Jen moved into a Sullivan's Island home in 2006 to escape Bill's constant alleged abuse. In the report, Jen states that in November 2007 Bill "hit his wife in the face and then told her she was 'lucky he didn't kill her.' "

You think you know someone....from watching them "Groundhog Day." This shit is going to get dirty. Filthy. This is a job for Judge Mablean. Too bad her hot ass got fired from Divorce Court!

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 29, 2008 - 11:47am.
I don't believe. There's no way a Ghostbuster would Wifebust. Come on now.

lol@Wifebuster

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iHeartHaters on May 29, 2008 - 11:19am.
"If they are willing to let their kids go through that shit, then they are being abusive to their kids by staying and I don't have any sympathy for someone like that."

- On.the.same.page.
Sympathy is thin, though I do have some in regards to this issue, it is however sparingly doled out.

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I hate haters:

I agree with you.

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Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 11:13am.

Yeah, I know. There did seem to be alot of baby making right away in their relationship though, years before they even got married. I would say that, particularly considering the age difference and amout of time he was married to his first wife, that their relationship was almost doomed to fail, IMO.

It's a shame that six kids now have to be exposed to all this nastiness.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 11:59am.

For some people emotional and physical pain is normal. That is no reason to hate them.
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Never said I hate them. I grew up in a situation that was very emotionally abusive and I almost continued a relationship with a man that was eerily similar to the relationship my parents had. But I was smart enough to know that I had an obligation not to bring children in the relationship...and luckily I had enough sense to walk away and find a good guy as a husband.
I do blame the wife for bringing children into a disgusting situation. I don't care how screwed up you are, you just don't do that.

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Most women who put up with abuse have massive crazy issues themselves and who has the energy to deal with that? At the shelter I volunteer at, I see tons of women turning their lives around and getting OUT of their abusive situations. Leaving a life behind and starting over is totally disrupting to say the least. It is no easy task, believe me, but they are some really strong women. THEY deserve respect. And none of the women I have met wanted any kind of sympathy, they just wanted to move on & get healthy. I have never had a man put his hands on me and if that ever happened, I'd kick the living SHIT out of him. If there were anything left of him then my dad & brothers would finish the job. LOL I guess I'm just lucky to have family support. I know some people don't have family to count on but nowadays there are so many places to go to for help that there is really no excuse to not get the eff out. Especially if you have kids, then you need to get tough and do it at least for their sakes. That's why my opinion of most battered women(who stay) is really low. If they are willing to let their kids go through that shit, then they are being abusive to their kids by staying and I don't have any sympathy for someone like that. I feel that their staying is simply more convenient. I would face a firing range, a burning building, twenty abusive men, ANYTHING for my kids. I just cannot understand why any other mother wouldn't do the same. Guess I'm a hateful bitch but oh well, I have been called worse. I can live with that.

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Mopa - It's possible Bill and his first wife filed for divorce years before it was finalized in 1994.

Some divorces are messy and can take years.

Maybe he hooked up with the new wife while the divorce battle was going on.

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*hands on my face, mouth wide open looking like Macaulay Culkin and completely shocked and amazed*

Bill Murry?

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Of course, me being me, I'm researching....

I knew Bill had grown children with his first wife. They are 26 and 23. Ten years ago he married this woman, who is 16 years younger than him. Their first kid was born in 1993, which is before his divorce from his first wife was final in 1994 and years before he marries this current wife in 1997. Three of their four kids were born before they even got married. Their last one was born in 2001.

I also wonder if this newer wife was the reason he broke up with his first wife, considering his youngest with this one was born in 1993 and he wasn't divorced until 1994, then other kids in 1995, 1996 and 2001.

Seems like things were pretty 'unconventional' before they even got married.

The info is here:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/bio

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Bill Murray is from Wilmette. The coolest place on earth. So I'll take his side for now.

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ChrisE.. I just seen you post.. congrats.. Whew, That was stressful I bet! *wipes sweat from brow* Way to Go!!!! *pops champagne* But only for me and you,, she's too young.. LOL

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Submitted by blackwhite on May 30, 2008 - 1:03am.

Wow, the spam is getting really elaborate.

Now fuck off.

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Too grey to judge him or her.

Accusations come out in divorces... i KNOW a lot of them are not true. My bro is having a HELL of a time with his ex pig liar whore ass dirt eating ax wound wife.

HATE HER! HATE!

Please direct all anger ad above mentioned ax wound liar mouth whore bag.

THATS a bitch who deserves it. Bitch!

OK! OUT OF MY SYSTEM!

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Submitted by The Real Mimi on May 29, 2008 - 8:48am.
I mean seriously, when he abused her the first time, why wasn't she outta there? If any guy EVER did that to me, he'd get the smack down of all smack downs!!
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Maybe her daddy gave her mama smackdowns and although on an intellectual level she knows it is wrong, on an emotional level it feels "normal," and is within her comfort zone.

It is sooooooo easy to judge her, and I think it is wrong to do so.

I had a boyfriend once who hit me in the face cuz he thought it was sexy and exciting. I told him if her EVER touched me again like that I would kill him. He never did it again, but I DID put up with all kinds of emotional torture which, because of my dysfunctional family of origin, felt "normal" and "comfortable" to me, albeit painful.
For some people emotional and physical pain is normal. That is no reason to hate them.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on May 29, 2008 - 11:54am.
C Word...thanks.

I guess I will never understand why people put up with crap like that and the whole co-dependency "thing".

I've dumped women before for being insolent and rude to waitresses / waitress.
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Same here, SB, but I guess we don't have a lot of the issues/circumstances these people have.

And ALWAYS be nice to the wait staff! :)

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Okie, she made it past the first round! Wooooh!!!!!

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$7 mil?
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For four kids and 12 years?
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she can do better than that
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C Word...thanks.

I guess I will never understand why people put up with crap like that and the whole co-dependency "thing".

I've dumped women before for being insolent and rude to waitresses / waitress.

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fuck that shit, bill murray is rad as hell! i have personally drank with him a few times at a bar in brooklyn and he only took a hand to me once!
granted that was only to steal my weed...
wait i had a point

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Submitted by Clarisse on May 29, 2008 - 10:40am.

Sorry some asshole put his asshole hands on you, clarisse. And yes, I briefly overlooked the money part. I couldn't get past the four kids thing, but I'm sure she's out to take him for everything.
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I do not understand why a woman would stay in a situation like this, and it certainly is frustrating to think that she would put up with it for so many years (if it is fact true), however, these patterns of behavior (abuser/abused) are pathological and the anger and hostility towards her is misplaced, IMHO.

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I agree with you Stoney. Every person I know who has been in an abusive relationship will first say they didn't see it coming, that the person changed...but when you start digging deeper, they'll admit they did see some personality traits of a potential abuser from the get go. I don't believe people completely change.

Unfortunately, some women thrive only around a bad guy, hoping they'll change him and then they bring children in the situation and are shocked when the guy is really a complete creep.
I mean seriously, when he abused her the first time, why wasn't she outta there? If any guy EVER did that to me, he'd get the smack down of all smack downs!!

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I don't believe. There's no way a Ghostbuster would Wifebust. Come on now.

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I dunno
some comedians have darks side yes, but my dad is fucking hilarious and never once raised his finger to my mom unless it was to pretend he was going to pick her nose while she was driving.

Also never really seen violent pot head, but ive seen violent drunks...some awesome drunk tranny fights.

I dont know if i believe wifey yet, but i do know a woman who had a perfect husbad and after the third baby he turned to booze to deal with stress and depression and ended up being abusive.

It wasnt like she liked the shit. Ive seen some couples who get off on doing horrible things to eachother. You know like they think life is a game and they can fight away and hurt eachother and its OK *eye roll*

She first tried to take him to therapy, but then she left a year later when she saw he could not "fix" himself. She was a teacher and had to get funds together to jet too...

Peoples lives are complicated and nothing is black and white. I see lots of grey here. I cant go yelling cunt and dick just yet.

We dont know who is the cunt and who is the dick here. Maybe its both, maybe its one.

Cunty Dicks and bitch slaps....i dunno.

If you or someone you love is being abused, you need to know it is not ok and not normal and you can get help. Your not a bad person if someone hits you once. Its just a bad choice to stay if there are kids involved, it is your duty as a mother/father to protect them.

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Oh no Bill!! Say it isn't sooooooo!! NOOOOOOO! Maybe she got Lost in the translation if he was being mean to her.

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Shcoker. A celebrity who boozes, etc. Whatever. Money must have been good enough for her to stick around for a few years. I'm with I Heart Haters on this one- um, she didn't leave so hard to understand that. Oh, yes- the money!

His brother John is on Myspace. He messaged me and a friend a few years back to add. Seemed innocent enough- was funny, etc. But he's a total fucking douche. He lives in LA and is in his 40s- never said his real age. We lived in the same town (Wilmette, IL) and talked about it. I had no idea he was John MURRAY until he went on and on about 'Billy' and so on. Ah yes. Your famous older brother (yawn) Kinda sad b/c all he does is bit parts in B movies and shit (according to him). He also brags about hanging out with ROB SCHNEIDER .. Bragging about HIM? Ah well. He is a hard core alkie and hasn't had a relationship in like 10 years... I think they're all a little nutty.

Here is his page:http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=447961

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Submitted by Stock Broker on May 29, 2008 - 11:36am.
Question:

Why do women put up with abusive assholes????

For that fact, why do men put with with lying, cheatin' sluts?
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Not an expert, SB, but maybe for the following:

Financial reasons (no income independent of their husband/boyfriend)

Lack of support system (no friends, family that they can turn to)

A feeling/hope that they can change him.

Resignation (this is their ‘lot’ in life; maybe dad was abusive to mom)

Self-esteem issues (see above)

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 29, 2008 - 11:35am.

What a dumb cunt. The only thing worse than an abusive man is a woman that is willing to put up with him and make excuses about the situation. How GD pathetic can a person be? That bitch needs to toughen up and whoop his ass, I guaranfuckingtee he won't try and beat her again. Double fuck them both for letting their kids be around that shit. I hope he kicks her ass one last time for good measure. No sympathy & fuck em both.

iHeartHaters, the Lorena Bobbit method isn't too shabby either.

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Comedians always seem to have some sort of darkness about them. I just love Bill and have since his SNL days, but I always thought he as sort of 'off' in a way. I'm not saying that these allegations are true, and I can get in all sorts of arguments about why she would stick around or not. I do get put off by people who bring up all sorts of such allegations once they file for divorce though and seem to want more money somehow if they allege something really bad.

As Judge Judy would say "you picked em'". I can't help but think there were some signs of a person having something wrong with them from fairly early on in a relationship and before you marry and have kids. Hindsight is 20/20 I guess.

Btw, What About Bob is one of my favorite movies.

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EyeRoll,
Yes, I've had my share of beat-downs, and it's taken a long time to get over that sort of hate. I won't let an internet post drag that shit up again!

Stoney,
Right, I was speaking more in generalities of spousal abuse, not specifically "The Murray's" so I was not intentionally passive aggressive.

I read that she wants the pre-nup overturned, so I don't doubt she's a money hungry slag.

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Question:

Why do women put up with abusive assholes????

For that fact, why do men put with with lying, cheatin' sluts?

Bill Murray needs a groundhog to bite him in the ass.

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1) It's the 'funny' ones you have to watch out for. Beneath the humour is often seething anger.

2) My dad (a policeman) always warned me to not trust a man with a first name as a last name, or two first names. ie: Bill Murray.

Jokes aside, this is a sad story :(
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What a dumb cunt. The only thing worse than an abusive man is a woman that is willing to put up with him and make excuses about the situation. How GD pathetic can a person be? That bitch needs to toughen up and whoop his ass, I guaranfuckingtee he won't try and beat her again. Double fuck them both for letting their kids be around that shit. I hope he kicks her ass one last time for good measure. No sympathy & fuck em both.

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Submitted by Clarisse on May 29, 2008 - 8:08am.
Well Stoney,
We all have the right to our own opinion...i just pray this sort of thing never happens to you or anyone you love.

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Yes, Clarisse I agree with you. Since I can't tell anyone how they should feel, I will just say I am glad it isn't me or anyone I love, and I hope that Mrs. Murray works it all out.

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Sex. weed and booze? What's not to love?

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Submitted by okay on May 29, 2008 - 8:18am.

I think a lot of comedians have a dark side-laughs to cover the pain. Look at how many drug abusers and suicides there are with this group.
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I agree....

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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.

He's addicted to sex, weed and booze!? Bill is my dream guy!

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I totally believe Bill's a shitty husband, but I can't believe that woman spawned four times with him. Get a clue, lady.
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Ok Stoney. Thanks.

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Stoney that site rocks!

I think a lot of comedians have a dark side-laughs to cover the pain. Look at how many drug abusers and suicides there are with this group.

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Submitted by Clarisse on May 29, 2008 - 10:08am.

Interesting way to put that...

Have you ever visited passiveaggressivenotes.com?

Just wondering.
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mild mannered. soft spoken, ghost hunter, lounge singer Bill Murray a wife beater???naaaaaaaaaaaa
bet she doesn't get a dime, BUT there is a pre-nup, BUT they can be broken by a good attorney, BUT he probably has a better one.
yeah...:)

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Was he the blind item from the other day? about the hookers in the hotel?

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I adore Bill Murray. I can't imagine him as a wife-beating asshole and don't buy it. Weed and sex, sure. Wife beating, no. Need more evidence.

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Well Stoney,
We all have the right to our own opinion...i just pray this sort of thing never happens to you or anyone you love.

~Peace =)

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