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Grease is what Brit Brit puts in her weave on a daily basis to keep the pulgas from crawling out. It's also what she might be starring in on Broadway this summer. Metro UK is reporting that producers of "Grease" on Broadway want Brit Brit to play Sandy in the show.
A source said, "They're recasting the roles in July and they thought that Britney looked like a Sandy. She would be terrific." Sandy in Annie maybe, but not Sandy in Grease!
Producers need to get Amy Wino to play Rizzo (she played the role in school) and Dreamboat Doherty to play Danny Zuko. The crazy cracked out version of Grease!
Here's some pics of Brit Brit with Slim Jim bloat leaving her manager's office yesterday afternoon. Dear Brit Brit, satin is not your friend. It will never be your friend.
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That outfit is circa 1983 jr. high school with some jelly shoes. UGH
And I could cook some burgers on her forehead. Geez.
Well, the one thing she does have going for her is that she speaks in tongues, so Sandy's accent shouldn't be too difficult.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
That bodyguard is as short as she is.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Ugh. Grease is the word.
And don't even get me started on those floppy udders.
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But then again, what do I know?
Clearly Brit is Rizzo. She's a trashy whore, and clearly she's working the whole knocked up thing.
Holy purple nipple dirt!!!
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
OMG. that is a HORRIBLE outfit.
It looks terrible on her. Terrible.