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Grease is what Brit Brit puts in her weave on a daily basis to keep the pulgas from crawling out. It's also what she might be starring in on Broadway this summer. Metro UK is reporting that producers of "Grease" on Broadway want Brit Brit to play Sandy in the show.
A source said, "They're recasting the roles in July and they thought that Britney looked like a Sandy. She would be terrific." Sandy in Annie maybe, but not Sandy in Grease!
Producers need to get Amy Wino to play Rizzo (she played the role in school) and Dreamboat Doherty to play Danny Zuko. The crazy cracked out version of Grease!
Here's some pics of Brit Brit with Slim Jim bloat leaving her manager's office yesterday afternoon. Dear Brit Brit, satin is not your friend. It will never be your friend.
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I swear she has that dress in another color, like green or something
*-Jenny-*
James Haven wanted to play Danny but refuses to lock lips with Britney. Those sores are her lips are nasty! Then they offered him "Frenchy" but James Haven refuses to play a part where the person is so inept at doing makeovers and whatnot.
So, instead he has agreed to play ChaCha DiGregorio!
Good times!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
OMG... Tha dress looks like she got it off the set of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Yikes, wear a bra please.
she just keeps getting better and better... for fodder
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
Papa Spears: Please take your daughter into JC Penny for a bra clinic/fitting. No, Walmart doesn't do that.
Shitney can't sing so people would be wasting money to see her lip sync.
On E.T, James Van Praagh said that Shitney had two ghosts hovering over her. I believe him.Maybe they're trying to tell shitney to quit the music industry.
In the last photo she her left leg looks like she has a little bit of elephantitis going on
If I didn't know any better I'd say this girl was pregnant again.
Is Daddy Spears out of town or what? Because this swamp whore is back to letting those nasty cow udders flop all over the place, dressing like she's back on the crazy train, and obviously not bathing. She's nothing but a fat, greasy, nasty, idiotic, worthless piece of white trash and an insult to all women/mothers. Why oh why can't she just GO AWAY!!!
That dress is amazingly flattering on her.
1. She is wearing pajamas in public. Back to crazy, can't take meds while pregnant!
2. She looks like Ms. Chokesondick from South Park.
I don't have anthing cool or witty to say here, so I'll just shut up.
The attack of the giant grape.
Her Dad musta had the day off.....
Submitted by Stoney on May 29, 2008 - 10:59am.
There's no fucking WAY she has enough ability or discipline to star on Broadway. This should be hilarious!
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Exactly what I was thinking. Good luck with that Mr Broadway producer.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Fucking sow. She's not even entertaining anymore. GJOAC ASAP.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Oh Lord.
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I can't beleive she continues to go out bra less. Those nasty udders are droopy, point south and are NASSY!!
You know, I usually give women the benefit of the doubt if their bellies are sticking out a little. Maybe it's their period, maybe they just gorged on Chinese...
But Britney looks preggers with a capital PREG. It might be that ghastly top, but her belly looks bigger than Nicole's.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Such an ugly fat pig.
I always hate it when some skinny star has a little bloat and everyone screams that she's pregnant. Most recently, Reese Witherspoon.
But, I gotta say it this time, Brit looks pregnant. Greasy, badly dressed and pregnant.
P.S. For Christ sakes Brit, wear a fucking bra. Those things are going to be in your waistband pretty soon.
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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.
I hate to say this, but she looks bigger and more pregnant in these pictures.
Another Spears spawn-I don't think I can take it.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Your mom ate....your avvie!
*shivers*
That movie scared the bejesus out of me as a kid.
"Theeeey're Heeeeeeeeeeere".
Where the fuck does this twat shop anyway??? Who in their right mind would be caught dead in this shit?
Submitted by Migraineuse on May 29, 2008 - 9:40am.
I only wish I were still in contact with my psycho hillbilly sister who is exactly like Britney so I could drive by her house blasting this song from the speakers, because it is just as perfect for her.
The beauty of this song is that it fits SO MANY people like an exquisitely tailored glove.
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Ahh, sisterly love.
I can easily think of at least ten people right off the bat who should make it their theme song. I've often been compelled to say to them that "I do not like their poo-poo thighs!"
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Stoney, I agree - her on Broadway = a disaster 10x that of the VMA's.
I want front row seats.
*muah*
Looks like Frapp bloat to me.
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"Just so you know, I'm not wearing any squirrel covers tonight."
There's no fucking WAY she has enough ability or discipline to star on Broadway. This should be hilarious!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Damn Migraine, you've been busy....lol
I love Britney's shiny dress......soooooo pretty.
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
Ok, I'm sorry, if I was walking around looking like I was 5 months pregnant, you'd bet your ass I'd be at the gym 4 hrs a day and watching every god damned morsel I put into my mouth.
She is such a fucking pig.
DIE BITCH!!!
I say pregnant or beer belly but I'm leaning towards beer belly.
It constantly amazes me that this woman manages to spend so much money on looking this bad.
Well, MY tummy looked like that when I was about five months pregnant.
Yet another Britney frock that would look better on fire! How does she consistently choose such bug-ugly clothes? It's uncanny.
Cheap-o Cheeto.
Ha, none of her clothes fit so she had her maid make a muu muu out of her bed sheets, a la Scarlett O Hara.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 29, 2008 - 6:36am.
I only wish I were still in contact with my psycho hillbilly sister who is exactly like Britney so I could drive by her house blasting this song from the speakers, because it is just as perfect for her.
The beauty of this song is that it fits SO MANY people like an exquisitely tailored glove.
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"No 15 year old anything belongs on Vanity Fair unless they are a biz wiz, invented some life changing shit, or saved a bunch of bitches from a fire." - LoLo, 4/28/08
LOL, Migraineuse! Awesomeness.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
So that is what happened to my Mom's old satin bedspread! Creative use of the pillow shams, Brit.
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You played dead
But you never bled
Instead you lay still in the grass
All coiled up and hissin
I am tired of her cottage cheese thize
And she has been with 2 many guyz.
SOTP IT
SOTP IT
SOTP IT, BAISH, SOTP IT
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"No 15 year old anything belongs on Vanity Fair unless they are a biz wiz, invented some life changing shit, or saved a bunch of bitches from a fire." - LoLo, 4/28/08
What, is she going to be the title role in "Grease"?
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
Why does she always have that "uh duh" look on her face. For the love of God, please wear a bra. Pretty soon will be getting nip shot from between your legs.
opps
You just know that she's wearing cheap tacky ass POLYESTER Satin....and not SILK Satin. hmmm, highly flammable.. WHO GOT THE LIGHTER!!!
Unfitney could be in court today
While there can be no doubt that Britney Spears has managed to make a remarkable transformation since being ordered by the court to cede all financial and personal decision-making to a conservatorship run by her father, Jamie Spears. But if she wants to make the leap toward getting her independence back, the pop star is going to have to prove herself to the judge.
Brit may have a chance to do just that on Thursday, when her father and lawyers for the conservatorship are due in court to discuss, among other things, whether or not the mother of two is ready to get back some control over her life.
"It's a lot like the last time she was in court for the custody hearings," a case insider explains to OK!. "In that case, she had been evaluated by the court to judge her parenting skills. This time, it's about her being able to care for herself."
And though Brit is not legally required to be there for this latest hearing, her presence would be in her best interest. "If she wants more freedoms, she'll be there," says the source. "It's highly unlikely Judge Goetz would sign off on changes to the conservatorship order without being able to look Britney in the eye."
So will she show or won't she? We'll have to wait until 1:30pm PT to find out.
from BH
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
Shitney could star in "McDonald's-the Musical". She would make the perfect Grimace. Tony Award Winner for sure!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Of course, no Shitney ensemble is complete without a spill stain on the belly.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Sheeps on May 29, 2008 - 6:02am.
Submitted by Migraineuse on May 29, 2008 - 6:53am.
heeheehee. Having fun, I see? Got any slides?
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You know, I didn't take one picture. Sad, huh?
I just didn't feel like having memories of any of that shit.
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"No 15 year old anything belongs on Vanity Fair unless they are a biz wiz, invented some life changing shit, or saved a bunch of bitches from a fire." - LoLo, 4/28/08
This whole thing had me rooooolling!!!! I'm a fan of making fun of her clothes but ripping on her outfits is like beating a dead fucking horse and i'm tired of doing it. BUT THEN...i read the fucking thing...LOL!!!!!!
"Sandy in Annie maybe, but not Sandy in Grease" <-- insanity... i phoned a friend...MK u're fucking crazy.
Submitted by Migraineuse on May 29, 2008 - 6:53am.
heeheehee. Having fun, I see? Got any slides?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
And she supposedly spends like $160K a month on clothes? I don't see how she's spending $160 on this crap. And how better to compliment a purple satin circus tent than with yellow fuckin' flip flops!
Hey all! Missed ya!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
It's almost like she puts serious effort into looking as craptastic as possible.