Ambre Lake Got A Job!
Ambre Lake, the winner of Crack Rock of Love 2, got a new job and it's not another Vh1 reality show. That's a first. Ambre is starring in a new interactive movie called Project Slasher. It's described as a horror version of the "Choose Your Own Adventure" books. Oh shit! Do you remember those books? They never worked for me, because I always cheated.
Anyway, in the movie you decide Ambre's fate. Should she run into the woods or run into the barn? Basically, you choose if she lives or dies. I played it for about 10 seconds, but got bored of this mess. I kept waiting for Bret Michael to pop out of the woods without his bandanna on. I don't think my heart or bowels could take that. Shit, that's the face Ambre made when she first saw what's hiding underneath Bret's kerchief.
I only posted this shit, because I still haven't broken up with the skanks of Rock of Love. It's hard to say goodbye. Also, I thought Ambre was like a respected TV host or some shit? Now she's doing low-rent online horror movies? Soft-core is next! Soft-core memaw porn!
Oh and I have no idea if she's still with Bret. I'm going to take a wild guess and say she isn't.
Click here to play Project Slasher, but if you give an eff.
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If she starts getting fish lip implants, she will look more bizarre. Plastic surgery cannot correct eyes that are 1/16" apart.
I, too, was turned off by her clinical "underwear" announcement. Making it one of the ickiest displays of brainless desperation I have witnessed on the tube. Except when she said, "How pimp is that?" The falseness is as obvious as Madonna's British accent.
This woman is scarier then the Goddess Bunny!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Ooops! I spoiled it. Eh. Not really.
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My teenage angst has a body count!
Okay, played it for a bit, because I do love those books. It was slow playing. And I kept thinking that after she killed those dudes, shouldn't she have just gotten into her car and drove away? Just me then? Okay.
10 minutes of my life wasted.
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My teenage angst has a body count!
Awful. And so is she.
How come I chose the fucking woods and then the film stopped? I'm not buying this shit.
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she's the only one i liked in rol2. the rest were beyond skanktastic. she was the only one who had any sense &&& looked clean & natural.
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i hate to admit this, but this movie isn't such a bad idea. if it was done right, it could've been pretty fun.
I seriously thought that was Steven Tyler in drag when I first saw that picture! Scary!
AHAHHA@Choose Your Own Adventure... I always read the endings first!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Damn, she looks like the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz! Scary!
MAN! I still can't get over how close together her eyes are. We should call her Cyclops.
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That and the fact that her eyes are sunken so deeply into her head. Deep, sunken eye sockets like hers make people look old. It's the one dead-giveaway of age (other than wrinkled hands)that plastic surgery can't fix.
Oh my god! I LOVED Choose Your Own Adventure books!
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MAN! I still can't get over how close together her eyes are. We should call her Cyclops.
She's actually not bad as an actress. I've seen more famous people do a lot worse.
The bad guys are pathetic, though. Not scary AT ALL. At first I thought they were Penn and Teller in cheesy masks.
"Yeah, we'll just stop torturing this ho because somebody knocked on the door." Probably their mom, wondering why they weren't doing their chores.
She's the only believable thing in the film. Her face is not classically beautiful, but it is expressive.
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"No 15 year old anything belongs on Vanity Fair unless they are a biz wiz, invented some life changing shit, or saved a bunch of bitches from a fire." - LoLo, 4/28/08
I had read something a couple weeks ago where they both say that they are still seeing each other several times a month. Now, if they still are, who knows. We all know it is not going to last. As Heather told him, 'she's not your type".
Have you been to her myspace? I wasn't impressed with her background pic of her in fishnets; it just was not flattering or even sexy.
She was only on that show to further her career.
Bleeeeeeeah. She is, without a doubt, one of the most sexually unattractive women I have ever laid eyes on. There is nothing about her that says "sexy." She looks haggard, dried-out, spent, worn. Not to mention a woman that age dressing like she's 22 just reeks of desperation. She was outed on the show for lying about her age---me thinks she's closer to 45 than 37. Even for 45, she looks awful. Sorry for the rant, but she is just so fake, I can't stand it.
In this photo she looks like Steve Tyler without the LIPS ! scary as all hell !
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Would anybody actually pay to see this shit?
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***Submitted by Sensimina on May 29, 2008 - 8:05am.***
I'm WAY past 'mom jean' mode. I'm sportin' some hwat lavender memaw polyesters today, while I sip on my prune juice. Oops, I can't remember if I took my meds or not. Dementia...you know. I'd better take some more, just to be sure.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
She IS a horror movie!
ps - I loved those books!
I read in TV Guide this week that Bret said her and AMBER w/ an ER ambER were still together and seen each other about twice a month.. Boring!
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Hey SkyBitch and LCT!
So, about the mom jeans you guys are wearing today: pleats or no pleats? I'm guessing pleats and elastic waist bands! What would I know though...I'm so overly medicated. ;)
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 8:01am.
***Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 29, 2008 - 7:53am.***
Yeah, or "Hey Bret, I'm not wearing any Depends tonight." *wink wink*
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LMAO! Or "I'm wearing my special merkin just for you!"
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***Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 29, 2008 - 7:53am.***
Yeah, or "Hey Bret, I'm not wearing any Depends tonight." *wink wink*
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Gross, this makes that tranny muppet Daisy look attractive in comparison!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Wow. Have no idea who she is. Oh well, congrats Ambreeee.
OMFnG. I gaven an eff for about 1:45 seconds. This shizz either takes forever to load, or my laptop is from the dark ages. Boring.
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Don't pick the WOOOOOOOODS!!! AAAHHHHH!
That was dumb.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 7:50am.
This bitch is SO stupid.
Whoever else watched Crack of Love:
Do you remember her trying to be all sexy on that last date w/Bret and stating "Just so you know, I'm not wearing any underwear."
Fucking "UNDERWEAR"??? How sexy is THAT word? How about 'panties', 'undies'...hell, even 'squirrel covers' would have been sexier. She sucks!!!
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It would've been priceless if she said, "I'm not wearing any granny panties under my mom jeans."
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This bitch is SO stupid.
Whoever else watched Crack of Love:
Do you remember her trying to be all sexy on that last date w/Bret and stating "Just so you know, I'm not wearing any underwear."
Fucking "UNDERWEAR"??? How sexy is THAT word? How about 'panties', 'undies'...hell, even 'squirrel covers' would have been sexier. She sucks!!!
How in the hell did this dumb ho get her own show? Is there an option for taking her memaw 'underwear' and shoving it down her piehole until she turns blue? If so, I'll watch.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Submitted by kikysweety on May 29, 2008 - 7:35am.
Hey,, Why so many people keeps saying they saw you before on a dating site like "www.JSeniorMatch.com" . Is that true?
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Yes, it's true that your English sucks ass.
OT: So you can choose whether she gets massacred in the woods or butchered in the barn? Are there only two choices? That has the potential to get boring really fast, unless Brett Michaels does come out of the woods wearing his stupid bandanna, or Daisy comes out of the woods looking like a rabid nymph.
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Everyone kill her ass if you have a heart.
Damn, nevermind. You can't even skip to her death...
And the DVD is $8.95, lol, wtf?