Duh! Asshole's Knocked Up
After all the stupid ass denials, Asshole and Pete confirmed on the website Friends Or Enemies that they are expecting a little baby. Looks like we might have a new contestant in the fugliest baby of the year contest!
These two dumb whores wrote:
"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."
SHOTGUN!
Are we sure Papa Joe ain't the daddy? I refuse to believe that these two twats actually do sex. Pete only sticks the tip in, gets nervous, pulls out and then starts giggling like a school girl. I don't even think Pete can produce semen!
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lol zoloftpony
Haha. Thats funny.
"He gets nervous, pulls it out, and then giggles like a school girl".
You make me laugh.
Bwhahahahahahahaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dlisted is SOOOOOOOO WRONG! LMAO!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
That baby is going to look like Jay Leno in eyeliner.
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Submitted by gwen220 on May 29, 2008 - 10:02am.
I seriously think half of them decide to get knocked up for the publicity, which is a fantastic reason, of course...
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Definitely for publicity, and because it's trendy. Plus, celebrities are narcissistic attention whores, and pregnancy guarantees 9 months of cooing, fawning and tabloid coverage. Never mind that once the kid pops out they'll get bored and be back in the clubs within a month. I'm not saying these two will be that way, but they definitely fit the 'narcissistic attention whore" bill.
OMG. His hoodie rerminds me of one that my 6 yr old step-daughter owns...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Maybe because his veneers make such a perfect target? Or is it the fucking kid sweatshirt he bought in a thrift store because he's cool like that? Any reason is good enough for me.
I wish some bar bouncer would go up to him when he's wearing such a ridiculous hoodie and pull it over his head so he can't see, his shoulders are pinned against his ears, and his arms are trapped above his head.
Submitted by MDW on May 29, 2008 - 6:43pm.
For some reason, I don't know why, I'd love to punch him in the face.
Jesus Christ, I just had a revolting thought...imagine what the future generations of "Hollywood" kids are going to act like? These are going to be the offspring of completely irrelevant C, D, and so on -listers who believe they are entitled to something for being born famous or riding the coattails of famous siblings. *cough* Ashlee Simpson *cough*. These kids are going to be even more irrelevant, more talentless and yet, more entitled. God, one reason to look forward to death.
Submitted by Phoebe on May 29, 2008 - 6:17pm.
People don't like them because they're insufferable, pretentious and obnoxious. At least that's why I dislike them anyway...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I must be the only one who doesn't totally hate this couple. I don't know anything about their music but they seem really quirky and into each other.
It doesn't seem like she ever pretended to be goody-goody like Jessica.
Really what's so bad? They're not teenagers, they make their own living, and they got married before having the baby. Could be much worse.
My husband I did the same thing: We got matching noses, bangs and teeth, just like Ash and Pete -- because our motto is: What works for celebrities will work for us.
A monstrosity of a chin and Asshole's original nose. Beautiful. Maybe it'll get lucky and get Jessica's flytrap and GrandPapa Joe's creepy pedo eyes too.
For some reason, I don't know why, I'd love to punch him in the face.
Well that was so obviously a shotgun wedding, why even bother announcing the pregnancy, like anyone gives a shit about them. Worst kept secret ever. I bet Papa Joe was spitting tacks that Asshat got pregnant so young AND before marriage, no doubt he made old emo boy 'do the right thing'.
Yawn.
Countdown to MTV reality show starts now... "Pete & Ashlee: Knocked Up & Rockin'"
They are going to give that kid a dumb ass name.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
we are expecting our first child
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And it's gonna be all CHIN!
Edited--Gigi-A-GoGo--You beat me to it!
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That baby is going to have one hell of a chin.
what is wrong with these idiots in hollywood? have they never heard of a condom or the pill? it's pathetic.
PAPE JOE HIT AND HE HIT IT GOOD
FUCK A NIGGA MONEY MAKE ME CUM
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420
Gee, what happened to the witch hunt he was talking about before?
Dumbass
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Submitted by XENU on May 29, 2008 - 10:50am.
That's what happens when you have a deep hatred for Tom Cruise and the only program you have to work with is paint. :)
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Loooooooves it!
They better make the money while they can, she can't sing and he just sold out to wal-mart.
what good role models for kids
I think these assholes have babies cause they know the tabs will pay millions for the exclusive rights to the baby pics. Any one who would pay these two GRRRR-animal fashionistas more than a $1.85 for the rights are morons.
It seems there is more pimping out offspring of Hollywood's famous and wanna be famous then there are trannys on the sunsetstrip.
Shame on them all!
What fucking morons.
Why can't anyone in Hollywood get married, THEN start a family????
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 29, 2008 - 9:32am.
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That's what happens when you have a deep hatred for Tom Cruise and the only program you have to work with is paint. :)
Submitted by XENU on May 29, 2008 - 8:16am.
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XENU, your avie is slaying me!!!
"Butt Pirate". Bwhaaahahaha!!
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Yeesh. Has nobody in Hollywood heard of birth control? I seriously think half of them decide to get knocked up for the publicity, which is a fantastic reason, of course...
Great.....Now watch the press, tv shows, 'glamorize' this pregnancy. Just what the young girls need to look up to. They never let up with Nicole Richie when she was pg. You'd swear she was the only woman in Hollywood to ever get pg. Please............
Shotgun wedding, I think it was shotgun to head conception.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Annoying, irrelevant, obnoxious, fugly.
I want their kid to look like the paperplate face Pete had on the other day, complete with guyliner. Yes!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
I remember when Jessica married Nick, her perv dad announced that she was a virgin who had saved herself for marriage and told Nick what a gift she was giving him.
Guess that didn't apply to Asslee.
Well, no shit and a half!
***...watch your back, it's your wife!***
I wonder what children's rhyme will be their favorite?
"Little Pig, little pig let me in! Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, CHIN!"
Am I the only one who thinks that they should start having mandatory sex ed classes in Hollywood, along with handing out birth control & condoms?
Seriously, some people just shouldn't be allowed to breed.
Hate to say it but these two were probably hoping for a miscarriage.
~*Head Bitch*~
ENOUGH OF THESE TWO!!!!!!!!!
gah, they are so annoying and irrelevant.
Their first child? Are you sure? Didn't I read somewhere that each has a child already with someone else and they already have two kids as a couple?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Mornin' folks! Alright, time to start betting. Who thinks they'll make it to the end of the pregnancy?
Anyone?
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 7:14am.
***Submitted by islandgirl on May 29, 2008 - 7:13am.
I guess this means that Ashlee is no longer a virgin. Does Papa know?
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I assure you, he knows firsthand. :)
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Oh, PUKE. That's so eepy-cray!
We all knew she was preggers before she even did.
She probably saw that she was pregnant on this site and decided to get tested...
When are they gonna release the confirmation it's Papa Joe's baby?
And really, why do the ppl in Hollywood wait and announce pregnancies, like they are so wonderful and make us all sit around waiting til they grace us with their confirmations! Pfft!
These two are so pathetically annoying.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Your Mom Ate th... on May 29, 2008 - 8:18am.
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Yes indeedy. :P
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 7:14am.
***Submitted by islandgirl on May 29, 2008 - 7:13am.
I guess this means that Ashlee is no longer a virgin. Does Papa know?
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I assure you, he knows firsthand. :)
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Grosser than gross!
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Hey, Pete--Kids R' Us called. They want their hoodie back.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Gross, gross and more gross.
I hate these two with a passion and if they think we give a shit then they are sadly mistaken.
***Submitted by islandgirl on May 29, 2008 - 7:13am.
I guess this means that Ashlee is no longer a virgin. Does Papa know?
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I assure you, he knows firsthand. :)
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Morning, DeeDee! And we thought we were innundated with them before. I guess this means that Ashlee is no longer a virgin. Does Papa know?
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But then again, what do I know?
LMAO Islandgirl. Good morning ♥
This poor kid will have a closet full of hoodies and leggings.
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congratulations to them!
...and I don't think anyone can beat Leno in the chin game!
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yeah, I said it! what?
duh. a bundle of poser joy complete with shotgun wedding compliments of papa joe.
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