Wednesday, May 28th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: TyTy On The New York Times Magazine
TyTy isn't smiling with her eyes, but she's definitely smiling with her hips on the cover of The New York Times Magazine which comes out this Sunday. It looks like she stuck her head one of life-size wooden cutouts from the carnival.
I can guarantee you that we'll never heard the end of this cover from Tyra. During the next month, she's going to start almost every sentence with, "Well, when I was on the cover of the New York Times magazine and they compared me to Oprah and Martha...."
Source: Jezebel
she looks fat. that is all she ever does. try to look fat so she can spin it around on people.
Gooooooooooo TyTy!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
I love, love, love this cover!
I luvssss me some TyTy :-) bitch doin' it wayyy big!! Bankable Productions all day girl! Keep that money flowin in!!
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ITS SUMMERTIME OH YEAH, HELL YEAH! IM SO DRUNK AND HORNY AND UMBRELLA AND SHIT!! - typical fan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K6Vj4gBKMI
_Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 10:24am.
***Submitted by LoLo on May 29, 2008 - 9:17am.***
LOL She's not even bloopworthy, and THAT is truly sad.
Only an unbathed stranger bloop. That is when you hire a bloop man to hide in the parking garage and bloop her out of no where with dirty balls and then run away real fast.
Id never dunk her with my own precious marbles!
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***Submitted by LoLo on May 29, 2008 - 9:17am.***
LOL She's not even bloopworthy, and THAT is truly sad.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 9:15am.
POWER TO THE ASS OF FAT!
And the Mom Jean revolution!
VIVE LE MOM JEAN!!!!!
Tyra baby, your game is stale like your weaves.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
MAYBE I have Comments would like a *BLOOP* and a jelly sandie!!!!! Here hun! Have a bite!
Tyra is an IDIOT. Her show is part of the problem in the U.S. right now.
If ego maniac Tyra wanted to HELP any youth she would say ,"Hello, Im an idiot and my thoughts dont go beyond reading these cards being held up behind the camera. GO READ A BOOK AND PLAY OUTSIDE. You better listen to me because I KNOW what it is like to be homeless because I smilled with my eyes on set while wearing a BEEF FUCKING BIKINI ON AMERICAS NEXT TOP 7-11 CASHIER!"
Shes Jenny Jones!!!!!
VAGINA PUPPETS!!!! She had a vagina puppet on her show and was scared to touch it!!!!!
Thats fucking STUPID!
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Fair 'nuff. For the record I don't love Tyra and I hate the "you're giving me THIS, when you should be giving me THIS - see the difference?" but look what she has turned her modelling career into - an empire. Top Model runs in several countries and her show is huge. The chick is smart and has made good decisions.
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Yeah, she can 'kiss my fat fucking ass'!
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
I'm not sure what frightens me more? The hips or the hair?
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 9:06am.
Shit, I only make $1500 a year. What does that mean? :(
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Time to go job hunting! yay! lol
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
ihavecomments on May 29, 2008 - 8:59am.
Uhhhh, NO. You?
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Nope, I'm on my fat ass at home. But I gotta admire Tyra for being a black woman and making it this far instead of hating on her. I'm surprised more people don't feel the same way.
- Yea, no.
We hate her because she's an annoying, self centered, shallow, unintelligent celebutard.
She's so full of herself, I'm surprised she can consume a full meal anymore.
See.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 9:06am.
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You need to dump the pimp and keep all that hard earned money for yourself???
I keed!
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
Shit, I only make $1500 a year. What does that mean? :(
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Submitted by ihavecomments on May 29, 2008 - 6:52am.
Everyone here is sitting on their own fat ass at their desk where they make like $30,000 a year at their boring ass job hating on people like Tyra cause she blazed her own trail and is a rich and successful because of it.
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Ohhh...it's because she blazed her own trail that we hate her. All this time I thought we were hating on her because she's a self-centered moron. My mistake!
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Submitted by ihavecomments on May 29, 2008 - 8:52am.
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I did say I like it AND I only half meant my threat of suicide because of it. Feel better?
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
Uhhhh, NO. You?
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Nope, I'm on my fat ass at home. But I gotta admire Tyra for being a black woman and making it this far instead of hating on her. I'm surprised more people don't feel the same way.
Submitted by ihavecomments on May 29, 2008 - 6:52am.
Everyone here is sitting on their own fat ass at their desk where they make like $30,000 a year at their boring ass job hating on people like Tyra cause she blazed her own trail and is a rich and successful because of it.
I must politely disagree with most of that sentence. Today, for example, I am sitting on someone else's fat ass.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
***Submitted by ihavecomments on May 29, 2008 - 8:52am.
Everyone here is sitting on their own fat ass at their desk where they make like $30,000 a year at their boring ass job hating on people like Tyra cause she blazed her own trail and is a rich and successful because of it.
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Uhhhh, NO. You?
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
She looks awesome. I know she's annoying, but why can't we just give it up and admit she looks good? People on this message board are bitter and negative as all hell. Everyone here is sitting on their own fat ass at their desk where they make like $30,000 a year at their boring ass job hating on people like Tyra cause she blazed her own trail and is a rich and successful because of it. And she looks good - just admit it. Just once.
I like it
she looks like a tranny
I fuckin hate this fat bitch. How ignorant and hypocritical can one person be, she makes me ill. Well I should rephrase that, it makes me ill that people admire her and watch her shitty ass show. She is such a scam, she encourages girls to stay fat, prob so she can look thinner. Yuck she is ugly with the WORST LEGS EVER. Please make her go away.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
You have got to be fuckin kiddin me.
i dont get it. first she doesnt want to be fat havin breakdowns and shit about it, then shes she drops like 20 lbs on the dl and is proud to be "fat". now shes makin her hips as wide as the mouth of the fuckin mississippi on purpose.
HO SIT DOWN!!
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I dont think, I drink.
She looks like some weird wooden Zuni fetish doll, and that if her belt falls off, she'll come alive and have big nasty teeth and scream "RORRRR RRRRRRORRRR RORRRR RORRRRR" and chase you around and try to kill you or....sorry just reminds me of am old great 1970's TV movie "Trilogy of Terror". LOL!!!
Do a Google image search for "Trilogy of Terror" if you don't believe me, or just click on the link below to see one. LOL!!! Classic film that totally creeped me out as a kid, and still does, I found it on DVD finally.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/384480425_3c605b3d33_o.jpg
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Submitted by kellman on May 29, 2008 - 6:35am.
she has a so nice and sexy body~~i love her very much ..It's said that she found her lover on **LovingRich.c om**, there are so many wealthy people looking for serious relationship
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You and your fellow spammers are a fucking blight. Go to school and learn how to spell morons.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
she has a so nice and sexy body~~i love her very much ..It's said that she found her lover on **LovingRich.c om**, there are so many wealthy people looking for serious relationship
As to the question asked by the cover of this magazine:
*Nope.
Um yeah@SPAM below me.. who would actually go to any of these sites these people push??
Pretty sure that was Lisa Marie you're thinking of from Mars Attacks "eyes".. who by the way pulled off this hair way better the Tyra. *shudders*
pip pip, cheerio
She is so hot and sexy..so many mature men want to date with her,but I hear she just dates a rich men at the dating site called www.JSeniorMatch.com ..Do you want to know more about her? her profile is really interesting.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 29, 2008 - 3:07am.
sshh! don't talk about food around Tyra... she's a lil' sensitive
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"All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."
Hey you got any popcorn?
"Let's spend the night together." But not like that, you know.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 29, 2008 - 3:00am.
Did you say awakeness?
It works for me.
well, supercalafragilisticexpiealadoscious!!
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"All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."
Did you say awakeness?
It works for me. *reading phone book*
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 29, 2008 - 2:55am.
it's not about sleep, it's about quality of awakeness(awakeness? is that a word?)
OT: quality... something Tyra knows nothing about
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"All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."
*gulps voddie*
Damn. That was great. Thanks!
Okay. Still can't sleep.
*gulps more voddie*
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 29, 2008 - 2:44am.
Gah. Wish I were drinkin'
"Don't dream it. Be it"...LOL!!
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"All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."
Gah. Wish I were drinkin'. I am keyed up tighter than a tick. Maybe a drink would do me good.
Just glad to see you. Someone who didn't go to bed already!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
sleep is for the weak, dahlin'!!... might be slow on response though, got three things goin' at once,(oooh, multi-tasking!) i'm a slow typer and drinkin'!
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"All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."
ESE! I knew I could count on you not to sleep!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
soo, she's going for the "Jenny Mccarthy in "Mars Attacks"" hairstyle?
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"All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."
@Nectar:
I do like that song from Silversun Pickups. However, I am an insomniac and care a great deal for the caffeine. Melatonin, Valerian, et al are no good for me.
But thanks. You really seem to care.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
i want to be like her!Just take it easy!
I happen to know "myinterracialmatch.com"There you can meet hundreds of thousands of nice singles in your city and find the Beauty of life. The SEXY women and men are a real eye-popper .Dating, butterflies, romance... it all happens here.
melatonin would perhaps benefit the blond tall one. Shhh. Sleep now
@Nectar:
You might be right, but caffeine trumps good sense.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
@ESE:
All the better for you....And make it strong.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
bedtime for lovely blond on fire tonight
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 29, 2008 - 1:32am.
if i make ya a drink... well, you won't remember anyway
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"All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."
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Shut up and make me a drink. I am on fire tonight.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.