Papa Joe Ain't Going Nowhere
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are back together, but there are conditions! A source close to Romo.....Okay, before I go any further. Every time I go to type Romo, I accidentally type Homo. Almost every single time! I have homo on my finger tips at all times. Anyway, A source close to ROMO told The Chicago-Sun Times, "'He did agree to go to Ashlee's wedding -- keeping his promise to Jessica. But he made it super-clear that if they were to give it another go, her dad had to seriously back off.''
Romo has agreed to continue his relationship with Jess on a "trial basis" as long as Papa Joe stays away and stops butting in. Romo probably meant that literally. Papa Joe is always sticking his ass in their faces.
Papa Joe is always around. The creepy bitch isn't going anywhere. Every step Romo takes, every move Romo makes, he'll be watching and jacking to him.
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I was watching a repeat of an old Newlyweds show today (I know, I know, I was desperate...) and Papa Joe was talking about Jessica's new video shoot. He was saying that cos Jess waited till she was married to have sex, now she is married she can have sex as many times as she likes and the video was a celebration of that! Creepiest thing I ever heard!
The bitch looks like she's pushing him to the side there. Get your skanky hands off of Tony. They will be over soon. I don't see Tony sticking around for this dried up poon.
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
Hmmm....if she wants to be happy, then she needs to cut off 'the umbilical' cord and grow the 'f' up already....this 'daddy's little girl' bullshit is annoying and its ruining her life....duh!
Jessica will get dumped again because mentally she's still a child, and her father clearly has NO boundaries.
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MK, you used a double negative there!
She looks sexy and pretty. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity datting site **LovingRich.com** last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
If you know how to do so, zero in on that pic, to Romo's crotch - the dude is packin'.....
Fuck, Romo, if I grow tits like that slut, and add the blonde hair and all the rest, will you lemme play the skin flute witcha?
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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I think tony just said that about getting papa joe backing off. he surely realizes this is something jessica can't make happen and that papa joe won't let happen. hopefully ashlee is using the distraction to make good on her escape.
I'm sure Tony objects to having Joe around, cuz Tony and Jessica are both adults. But I'd be shocked if this relationship goes anywhere beyond dating and porking.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by jussayin on May 28, 2008 - 9:46pm.
I don't think she got her lips done at all...
I think she just finished convincing Tony to stay in a relationship with her....
...and she probably swallowed, cuz she's desperate!
LOL
She's a real suck-up.
Jess is on a "trial basis" . 30 day free trial?
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Papa Joe sucks!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Actually, I tend to like her without that stupid ass eye shadow
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I like them together (don't necessarily "like them"). Jessica Simpson alone is depressing. She's so much better "with" someone? She and Tony seem to fit well.
This stupid twat was lucky she managed to snag ONE husband. No other man is going to be stupid enough to hook up with a mental patient like Chestica. Especially since she can't take a piss without her Daddy up her ass every second.
Not an attractive quality in a woman being a daddy's girl. What a turn-off. Nick Lachey is thanking God every day this stupid twat and her DADDY divorced him.
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
somebody give this girl some fucking EYELINER already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEEZE!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 28, 2008 - 9:59pm.
If Tony fires Papa Joe, who's gonna hold his cock when he pees?
that job, my friend, rests entirely on Jess' lower lip...
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yeah, I said it! what?
It seems Ashlee gets more freedom than Jessica from dear old Dad. Sometimes not being the favorite is a GOOD THING! And if this story is true, Than Maybe Jess found her white night to rescue her from the evil Ogre Daddy!
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What is with the ugly sweater?
i'm bored with this...
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 28, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Thanks DAE. James Haven needs this place after a long day of dealing with those crazy kids! It's the Pitts!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
If Tony fires Papa Joe, who's gonna hold his cock when he pees?
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I honestly hope these two work it out. They seem to make a good couple.
Wow! I can't believe I typed that. I am certainly no fan of JS or TR, and... I'm an Eagles fan!
E.A.G.L.E.S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't imagine ANY NFL QUARTERBACK who's not married "cutting a deal" with some ho's parents...Comical. No,no,no,heeerz your deal toots:
I'll continue giving you facials and see u when I see u .
Good luck w/Papa Joe butting out, douche. We would stand a better chance seeing a monkey fly out of Jessica's ass than for Papa Joe to butt out.
I'm so tired of hearing about Jessica and Tony Romo-my neighbor has a vanity license plate that says "ROMOFAN". It might as well read "ASSHAT" IMO.
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God be with you, dumbass.
I don't think she got her lips done at all...
I think she just finished convincing Tony to stay in a relationship with her....
...and she probably swallowed, cuz she's desperate!
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yeah, I said it! what?
Trout pout.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by James Haven on May 29, 2008 - 2:03am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 28, 2008 - 8:14pm.
DAE! **SMOOCHES**
how are you sweets?
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I'm doing good. Glad to see your around.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
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is it me or Jessica is starting to look like the old Asshole whitout the nose of course
I can't imagine this dumb ho is even any good in the sack. I can almost hear her first words after Tony is already taking his post-romp nap: "Like OMG, did you cum, Tony? Tony???"
And yes, she DID have her lips done again.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
No, I think Tony Homo is the correct spelling.
Dumb bitch had her lips done again. She LIED when she admitted it the first time and swore she'd never do it again because she hated the results.
Ahemmm.I wish people would stop talking about them already.
just when you think the spammers are the low point of a day, along comes a true idiot asshole to remind you there's always someone lower on the food chain...
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yeah, I said it! what?
Jessica has a tight pussy, big tits, and after Bam Margera finished using her as a sexual spitton, she likes to be assfucked.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 28, 2008 - 8:14pm.
DAE! **SMOOCHES**
how are you sweets?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
wtf is up with that sweater? Was she attacked by a tiger or something?
Chestica's sweater looks like it's unraveling/torn. Guess Papa Joe was making one last attempt to keep the couple at home and watch 'em canoodle. Tony said uh...no.
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why the hell is this bitch wearing a sweater?
i'm in florida and i'm sweating in my apartment with the air-conditioning on.
He broke up with "her" cause she's an annoying, talentless skag, and not at all good in bed despite the fake boobies. The Papa Joe talk, though believable, is to try to save her already too far gone to care reputation.
If Jessica wants any kind of normal life, she will have to tell Papa Joe to take a hike.
Wonder if Billy Ray will be the same way with Miley in ten years. He gives off the same vibe as Papa Joe. These dad/managers give me the creeps, and most normal guys will stay away from these girls.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
mike, dump this ho already! ;-D
Aubrey, right on sister.
She'll never have a healthy relationship with her father always skulking around. And that's probably why she and Nick weren't working out either. I don't care what anyone says, Papa Joe is in love with Jessica in a way that is totally nasty.
Like this shit is going to last. He's just another notch in her chastity belt. I remember when I was younger and decided it would be very christian of me to wait until I was married before I had sex... Mind you, this came after my older sister heard about me giving a blow-job to a guy in my class (which was a true rumor, but I denied)... she scathed me, "you don't want to be known as a SLUT" ...so I repented and didn't have sex with my HS boyfriend for the 18 months we were together (yeah and he cheated on me-- go fig)....and stayed a vaginal virgin.
Then I got engaged and decided to give it up..then we broke up and I went hog wild. I was such an innocent girl.. waiting until I was 21 and engaged to have sex.....then I was on a fuck-fest for the next few yrs. (Okay, I can count the guys I have done on less than 2 hands still, so I am not a total whore dog)..
regardless, I know what Jess is up to now -- much like when Britney's inner slut came thrashing out in one big burst. That's what happens with all the built up sexual tension.
I bet she is three input now and let's him use her like a bowling ball.... till the next guy, she scores. Trust me -- girls who remained virgins until "later" in life turn into total sex machines later.
Submitted by James Haven on May 29, 2008 - 1:07am.
Hey James!!! How are ya? *sigh* Why'd you have tease us like that? Anything that involves a Lance Bass blow up is disturbing to say the least.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNZ5cmJtW0
Submitted by James Haven on May 28, 2008 - 5:07pm.
Does James Haven also have information on Jessica and Ashlee that he can use to make them quickly fade into total obscurity?
If so, please launch your attack soon.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Does "backing off" include shutting down the closed circuit feed that runs from Jess's bedroom and bathroom to Papa Joe's "private" space down in his basement?
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
James Haven received a call from Tony today. He said he is sick to death of the charade between him and ole' horseface. Yes. That is what he calls her. It seems that Papa Joe has something he's holding over Tony's head. (James Haven can't tell you bitches what it is, but he will say this: it involves Tequila, coolwhip, and fishnet stockings!) Don't ask.
Anyhoo, he said that Papa Joe told him if he didn't attend Ashlee's wedding and be the godfather of that baby, he would create big problems for Tony's career. That is where James Haven comes in. Tony has asked James Haven to speak to Papa Joe. James Haven has something on Papa Joe that involves facepaint, a Lance Bass blowup doll and a butt plug. Nasty!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
she is never goin to be happy if she lets her father run her life and this reconcilation is not goin to last because Chestica is the same has her father